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Did he take his dad to the interviews to answer his questions?

4 hours ago, alincoln said:

 

As others have noted, his only analog in sports history is Eddie Gaedel.

FIFY

And then there is this:

Oklahoma WR Marquise Brown
Height: 5-9 3/8
Weight: 166
Hand: 9
Arm: 30 4/8
Wingspan: 71 6/8

Oklahoma QB Kyler Murray

Height: 5-10 1/8

Weight: 207

Hand: 9 4/8

Arm: 28 4/8

Wingspan: 69 4/8

49 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

And then there is this:

Oklahoma WR Marquise Brown
Height: 5-9 3/8
Weight: 166
Hand: 9
Arm: 30 4/8
Wingspan: 71 6/8

Oklahoma QB Kyler Murray

Height: 5-10 1/8

Weight: 207

Hand: 9 4/8

Arm: 28 4/8

Wingspan: 69 4/8

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I’m jealous he got to binge eat for the past month to put on weight. 

Does this equate at all to dress-shirt length? I'm about 5-9 and buy dress shirts with 33-inch sleeves.
They're not fudging the numbers at the Combine, particularly on the height portion. But he's certainly not going to play at 205. He's probably been sitting around eating Whataburger to get as heavy as possible.
Naw on the Whataburgers. To gain weight he had this up his bunghole...

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Johhny Football is what 5'9? he has a good two inches on The Midget. I can't till some team pulls the trigger on him early in the draft, then get surprised when he goes to the ER with a busted vagina.

11 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

So #1 is 40 lbs heavier than #5?

Well...for a couple days he is 

1 hour ago, Rabidhorn said:

Johhny Football is what 5'9? he has a good two inches on The Midget. I can't till some team pulls the trigger on him early in the draft, then get surprised when he goes to the ER with a busted vagina.

Manziel isn't a short guy. He's short for an NFL QB. 

Kyler is a hyper athletic short guy. His T-Rex arms are gonna scare off a lot of teams. Brees, Manziel, and Wilson all have very long arms for their heights.

1 hour ago, Reese Bennett said:

So #1 is 40 lbs heavier than #5?

There is no way he's 207 pounds. 

33 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Guess who:

 

Born: October 23, 1962 (age 56)
Manchester, Maryland
Height: 5 ft 10 in (1.78 m)
Weight: 181 lb (82 kg)

That's easy, Doug Flutie. He also had adult-sized arms. Although his arm strength wasn't that great. 

Edited by totallynotabuttpirate

"He's actually 5'6......5'10 with the afro.

On 2/25/2019 at 11:56 PM, Chad said:

I'm going to laugh if the Dolphins pick Kyler, it'll ensure their playoff victory drought that is 2 seasons shy of 2 decades continues on. Jay Fiedler was the last QB that led Miami to a post season victory and that was back in 2000. How many bad Quarterbacks have the Dolphins cycled through if Ryan Tannehill is their best QB in the last 2 decades sheesh.

You and your truth and logic can get the fuck out of here.  

And yes, there is absolutely no doubt that the Dolphins will draft another former aggy to lead us to the playoffs!

38 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

"He's actually 5'6......5'10 with the afro.

You and your truth and logic can get the fuck out of here.  

And yes, there is absolutely no doubt that the Dolphins will draft another former aggy to lead us to the playoffs!

Awesome!

14 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

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Boom roasted


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He's a guy who celebrates his birthday. Pass.

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

He's a guy who celebrates his birthday. Pass.

bouncy castle bouncy castle DADDY I WANT A BOUNCY CASTLE

31 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

I have a bad feeling he is going to be good in the NFL if he doesn't get broke by a DE or LB.  I hope he ends up on a team with a really shitty line.

The new league rules make this diva untouchable, can't hit him low or high...that means you have a target the size of a shoe box or you're fined/ejected.

17 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

And then there is this:

Oklahoma WR Marquise Brown
Height: 5-9 3/8
Weight: 166
Hand: 9
Arm: 30 4/8
Wingspan: 71 6/8

Oklahoma QB Kyler Murray

Height: 5-10 1/8

Weight: 207

Hand: 9 4/8

Arm: 28 4/8

Wingspan: 69 4/8

Hollywood Brown with his foot problem is a player with a lot of risk.  He could have a high upside, but he also has a lower floor....

2 hours ago, Goodman said:

The new league rules make this diva untouchable, can't hit him low or high...that means you have a target the size of a shoe box or you're fined/ejected.

As much as he likes to get out of the pocket (because he can't see over it) he better learn how to slide.  Wait....

4 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

bouncy castle bouncy castle DADDY I WANT A BOUNCY CASTLE

 

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He is going to get a lot of balls batted down, when he runs he will get away with it for a while, then some LB will Robert Griffin him.

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