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5 minutes ago, Rusty Shackelford said:

Yeah but she has to use both arms to grab my dick

Why?

34 minutes ago, Rusty Shackelford said:

why not?  I don't discriminate.

Because your comment didn't make sense.

11 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:


Not really that ridiculous considering he may be the first athlete ever drafted in the 1st round of 2 major professional leagues.

How crazy is that.

2 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

My wife has 27in arms.  Shes 5'4.  

Coco?

I think Peter Dinklage may have longer arms than Murray. 

This guy couln’t be any more obnoxious. What a spoiled egotistical douche. If this doesn’t go as well as he’s convinced himself it will, his ego crash will be on Hindenburg disaster levels.

There’s probably been a few guys that could have been first round picks in multiple sports, but they chose a sport to focus on and were only drafted high in that sport. Baseball gets first crack out of high school. Could joe Mauer or Aaron judge have been first round nfl draft picks had they not gone into minor league baseball and instead went to college and played qb?

guys like elway chose football and that affected their baseball draft status. 

Bo Jackson had the tools and talent to be drafted that high in both sports  

One of the unique things about Murray other than being good enough is that he committed to baseball, was drafted high, negotiated a contract to hold off on actually starting his baseball career in favor of a college football season, then changed his mind and said he’s going football before the draft and in time for nfl teams to feel comfortable drafting him early. 

9 minutes ago, Deej said:

I think Peter Dinklage may have longer arms than Murray. 

His Peter is longer that's for sure 

40 minutes ago, ztejas said:

His Peter is longer that's for sure 

But what about his Dinklage?

54 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

This guy couln’t be any more obnoxious. What a spoiled egotistical douche. If this doesn’t go as well as he’s convinced himself it will, his ego crash will be on Hindenburg disaster levels.

His comments in this thread could be the new Lol thread. Are there fans out there who want this dude? 

It's a few days old, but being reported out of Phoenix:

 

Kyler not running the 40 or throwing until Pro Day. I wonder if it had to do with gaining 13 pounds for the combine weigh in. Ha what a joke. 

People keep comparing him to Russel Wilson. I guess I’m biased, but I don’t see it. 

39 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Kyler not running the 40 or throwing until Pro Day. I wonder if it had to do with gaining 13 pounds for the combine weigh in. Ha what a joke. 

People keep comparing him to Russel Wilson. I guess I’m biased, but I don’t see it. 

He’s no Russell Wilson. How do I know? Because Russell doesn’t look like an Ewok. 

I'm torn. I think it would be hilarious if Kingsbury did well in the NFL after flaming out in college. But it would be just as satisfying to watch Kyler be immediately humbled and bust. 

On 3/1/2019 at 3:22 PM, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Omg that is fucking hilarious 

yet he throws a really good deep ball with a lot of zip.  

22 hours ago, Message Board User said:

kid is going to get paid $$$.   He made the right choice.

Two OU QBs win consecutive Heismans and are overall # 1 picks, and both played HS ball in TX. 

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I am not sure that I have ever wanted a player to bust in the NFL more than this douche bag.

13 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I am not sure that I have ever wanted a player to bust in the NFL more than this douche bag.

Maybe Manziel??

4 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Maybe Manziel??

Tough call. Manziel was a bipolar coke addict aggy and his stupid money celebration was annoying, he made the aggy feel relevant for 1 season. Kyler is an arrogant douche nozzle ewok who played for the aggy along with ou the two most hated teams so I'd have to side with Kyler being that he actually played Texas and my hatred for him is stronger.

^this. And manziel never had a chance. This little bitch might actually be good in the pros with the rediculous protection he’ll get from modern rules. Waaaay more reason to hope for him to be a bust.

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Fuck Kyler Murray. 

thanks for your intellectualism. 

Will Murray wear his pads at his pro day to look bigger like Johnny Crackhead did?

Johnny-Manziel-pro-day.jpg

24 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

This is the wrong board for you to be sucking his dick. 

try giving honest football opinions, it's what adults do.

52 minutes ago, NowThis said:

try giving honest football opinions, it's what adults do.

I honesty think he is a piece of shit. 

Just like I honesty think that you fuck your mother

now go fuck your mother. Motherfucker. 

2 hours ago, deft said:

^this. And manziel never had a chance. This little bitch might actually be good in the pros with the rediculous protection he’ll get from modern rules. Waaaay more reason to hope for him to be a bust.

Yep.  Manziel self-imploding was pretty much a given fact.   But seeing Murray flop will be a special kind of victory.

 I have no idea how reliable this tweet guy might be; but it's alleged that it's now a "done deal" for Kyler to the Cards...

 

 

Kliff tying his future to Kyler Murray. That’s one way to go 

5 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

 I have no idea how reliable this tweet guy might be; but it's alleged that it's now a "done deal" for Kyler to the Cards...

 

 

Well he can’t spell carousel, so that certainly seems like a knock on his legitimacy.

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Kliff tying his future to Kyler Murray. That’s one way to go 

Sounds like a get rich quick scheme.

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