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18 hours ago, El Diablo said:

Hell, he couldn't shrug off a bear hug from one of Vics cholas.

Not many can...

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Kyler is going to have to take hits. If he leaves plays on the field because he's avoiding hits, he will get called out on it at multiple levels.

Every QB takes hits, Manning and Brady leave/left plays on the field so that they could avoid big hits.

Every QB takes hits, Manning and Brady leave/left plays on the field so that they could avoid big hits.

If the team is having success, they won’t call him out for self preservation on a scramble. It’s not the qb job to get lit up in this day and age.
11 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Rodgers is a guy I think of that avoids hits and he still got whacked on a legal play that broke his collarbone.  

NFL QBs just get hurt. It’s part of the game.

I can't wait till he is drafted first then the team found out he is 5'8 and 185 pounds, HAHAH.

2 hours ago, Rabidhorn said:

I can't wait till he is drafted first then the team found out he is 5'8 and 185 pounds, HAHAH.

Yeah I imagine it's pretty typical for teams to draft guys without verifying the most basic stuff about them.

8 hours ago, Rabidhorn said:

I can't wait till he is drafted first then the team found out he is 5'8 and 185 pounds, HAHAH.

I figure there are some  teams that have him off their draft board already because he's "5-10"

The ones still interested know he's short and probably don't care.  

I figure there are some  teams that have him off their draft board already because he's "5-10"
The ones still interested know he's short and probably don't care.  

Yup. Whoever drafts him isn’t concerned with his height.

I would like Kyler much more as an NFL prospect if he didn't sound so damn stupid during interviews. I wonder what he sounds like in the huddle and if it's like Jameis "eat a W" Winston

He comes across as smug to me.  Overconfident in what he thinks he knows and how he presents himself as better than others.   That doesn't often make for a great leader.

 

It’ll be interesting to see how he handles the inevitable adversity at the next level. Based on past actions, I wouldn’t be surprised if he takes his (base)ball and goes home if he has a less than successful rookie season.

22 minutes ago, Nope said:

It’ll be interesting to see how he handles the inevitable adversity at the next level. Based on past actions, I wouldn’t be surprised if he takes his (base)ball and goes home if he has a less than successful rookie season.

We've seen how he handles adversity. He can't take the loss and is a pussy.

Odds are pretty good that he’s gonna have an unsuccessful rookie season.

3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Yeah... if you characterize losing half the time to your hated rival, and losing the biggest game of the season to a team that got raped and murdered in its next game... as... "perfection".

Edited by Tex Long

Yeah... if you characterize losing half the time to your hated rival, and losing the biggest game of the season to a team that got raped and murdered in its next game... as... "perfection".


I mean OU did average 39.5 PPG in those two losses and Kyler personally averaged over 400 yards of offense in those two games so I’m not sure they get hung on him.

It begs credulity to assert Murray was "unique" when the guy who played the same position for the same team won the fucking Heisman the year before him

2 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

He's a great player, but he's also a grade A cunt.  Yep, I'm sure of it,  now I really hate him!

He is also a spoiled piss ant.  

9 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Yeah... if you characterize losing half the time to your hated rival, and losing the biggest game of the season to a team that got raped and murdered in its next game... as... "perfection".

Kyler Murray passed and rushed for more yards against Bama than Trevor Lawrence did.

Not Kyler's fault his defense got pummeled.

2 hours ago, Augustus said:

Kyler Murray passed and rushed for more yards against Bama than Trevor Lawrence did.

Not Kyler's fault his defense got pummeled.

How can you possibly have 677 posts and not know that it's always his fault.

2 hours ago, Augustus said:

Kyler Murray passed and rushed for more yards against Bama than Trevor Lawrence did.

Not Kyler's fault his defense got pummeled.

This.  

6 minutes ago, Sock Drawer said:

How can you possibly have 677 posts and not know that it's always his fault.

And also this.  Lol

On 3/17/2019 at 12:46 PM, UTEX_ME said:

We've seen how he handles adversity. He can't take the loss and is a pussy.

Scoreboard.

3 hours ago, XingTheRubicon said:

Scoreboard.

48-45 and OU is very, very lucky it wasn't much worse.

4 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

48-45 and OU is very, very lucky it wasn't much worse.

Much worse like this?

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1 hour ago, Machinator said:

I was thinking something along the lines of this:

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Nobody flops and takes a dive for a sack better than Kyler Murray.

2 hours ago, XingTheRubicon said:

Much worse like this?

 

Must be a slow day in Meth Country.

I have never posted on a sooner site.

I live in Scottsdale so I'm hoping he comes to Phoenix.  Wish things would've worked out differently for him at A&M but the little fucker is fun to watch.

Mel Kiper has jumped on the Chocolate Midget bandwagon, having the Cards drafting him first, what a joke. I wonder if there is a team stupid enough to trade with the Cards to take him? The Giants seem like a team desperate enough to pull the stupid trigger.

I live in Scottsdale so I'm hoping he comes to Phoenix.  Wish things would've worked out differently for him at A&M but the little fucker is fun to watch.

So do I and fuck that shit. He’s going to flop and for once I’d like to see the cardinals get someone legit.
21 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


So do I and fuck that shit. He’s going to flop and for once I’d like to see the cardinals get someone legit.

I'm a Cowboys fan so I just want to see what he can do on a team I don't care about.  Hey may very well flop.

But nobody knows whether he'll succeed.  He may very well.

3 hours ago, tbone_ said:


So do I and fuck that shit. He’s going to flop and for once I’d like to see the cardinals get someone legit.

Everyone said Baker would flop as well. And he was inserted and immediately won the Browns first game in forever. And had them actually relevant. No one knows what he's going to do. I'll take him over the junk they have at QB right now.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Everyone said Baker would flop as well. And he was inserted and immediately won the Browns first game in forever. And had them actually relevant. No one knows what he's going to do. I'll take him over the junk they have at QB right now.

Murray has both ability and severe physical limitations.  #1 overall seems patently insane with all the question marks surrounding his size and his character.  But we all expect stupid from Arizona.

46 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

Murray has both ability and severe physical limitations.  #1 overall seems patently insane with all the question marks surrounding his size and his character.  But we all expect stupid from Arizona.

Severe? His only knock is that's he 5'10. His only character flaw is that is being cocky.

From all indications the NFL has decided those aren't issues

6 minutes ago, Buddy Hinton said:

Severe? His only knock is that's he 5'10. His only character flaw is that is being cocky.

From all indications the NFL has decided those aren't issues

Have I fallen into the sarchasm? Or are you just an ignorant dipshit? 

52 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

#1 overall seems patently insane with all the question marks surrounding his size and his character.  But we all expect stupid from Arizona.

You know, with Mayfield, "character" was a reference to the fact that he's a piece of shit, which isn't really relevant to football.

With Murray, he is also a piece of shit, but that's not the part of his character that matters. The "there's no 'we' in team" part, coupled with the, "Oh, noes, I might get hit, I'd better eat some turf" part dictates that he's not likely to have even Mayfieldesque success, and the truth is, Mayfield's success is limited, qualified, and of uncertain sustainability.

Murray is not likely to succeed simply because he is, you know... a pussy.

6 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Have I fallen into the sarchasm? Or are you just an ignorant dipshit? 

Enlighten me. The only grave concerns about KM seem to be on Surly

4 hours ago, Buddy Hinton said:

Enlighten me. The only grave concerns about KM seem to be on Surly

Ah, as I suspected, you opt for ignorance. If you have in fact read through the preceding couple of thousand posts and not gained insight, there is No Hope for you.

6 hours ago, Buddy Hinton said:

Enlighten me. The only grave concerns about KM seem to be on Surly

And Charlie casserly and his anonymous sources. The company you keep...

6 hours ago, Buddy Hinton said:

Enlighten me. The only grave concerns about KM seem to be on Surly

Fuck Kyler Murray.  That pussy ass midget isn't going to do shit in the NFL.  He shouldn't have won the hiesman because he's a giant fucking pussy that got whipped by Texas in October.  He's such a giant pussy that Chris Plonsky wants to get a piece.

Enlighten me. The only grave concerns about KM seem to be on Surly
Enlighten you?

What like Michael Jackson, Cryler?

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