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As I’ve stated above, I think this Cardinals team is going to be terrible. And not just because I don’t like the munchkin. They just have no good parts anywhere on the team.

31 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

As I’ve stated above, I think this Cardinals team is going to be terrible. And not just because I don’t like the munchkin. They just have no good parts anywhere on the team.

their O-line sucks which will be the biggest problem, murray will be running for his life/falling down as soon as a defender gets near him the whole time he is in there. David Johnson will either be rendered useless or get killed 

To be fair, they were just blitzing the shit out of him, and the Cardinals looked like they had no clue how to pick it up.  That's now going to happen week after week, so he's screwed.

Also though -- fuck him. 

He's a lot closer to being a Jose Altuve than a Drew Brees. Several inches closer.

OU's O-line was amazing the last few years. Apparently. 

If you can't make a completion to a future HOF receiver, you have a problem. 

Still waiting for a Safety or DE to light his ass up. Diving in for a safety to avoid a hit at the goal line is dereliction of duty, and soft as fuck. What a Sooner!

21 minutes ago, 1leggedduck said:

He's a lot closer to being a Jose Altuve than a Drew Brees. Several inches closer.

Well in playing ability for their respective sports I would argue he isn't particularly close to either. 

24 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

To be fair, they were just blitzing the shit out of him, and the Cardinals looked like they had no clue how to pick it up.  That's now going to happen week after week, so he's screwed.

Also though -- fuck him. 

I did not watch the Cardinals first preseason game but they alluded to KM playing well. I'm guessing the defense was very generic and passive. Clear back to UH and the chuck and duck getting exposed by aggy in 89 and Texas in 90, the best pass defense is to pressure the fuck out of the qb. that's what they got last night, and will continue to get into the regular season. 

      

13 hours ago, Wishbone said:

How long before the  Card’s front office gets together and says WTF were we thinking?

They are to busy getting dwi’s. 

On ‎8‎/‎14‎/‎2019 at 8:25 PM, Irieguy said:

Yes. You obviously don’t watch much NFL. The only QB who can’t stay healthy is Garapollo. 

Yep, toughness isn't nearly the requirement for a QB that it used to be.  At this point, they really should just put flags on the QBs and be done w/ it. 

How long before the  Card’s front office gets together and says WTF were we thinking?

Well, 99 years of history of never doing this suggests it will be a while.
37 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Well, 99 years of history of never doing this suggests it will be a while.

Hey Charles Bidwell was a great football man....it is just too bad he has been dead since 1947.

3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Hey Charles Bidwell was a great football man....it is just too bad he has been dead since 1947.

cross him off then

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Yep, toughness isn't nearly the requirement for a QB that it used to be.  At this point, they really should just put flags on the QBs and be done w/ it. 

ORLLY?

 

14 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Hundley, Kanoff, and Anderson outplayed him 

fixed

3 hours ago, Cajun said:

ORLLY?

 

That’s targeting?

Well, it ain't pussying, I can tell you that.

6 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Yep, toughness isn't nearly the requirement for a QB that it used to be.  At this point, they really should just put flags on the QBs and be done w/ it. 

You spelt "skirts" wrong.

11 hours ago, SDG said:

They are to busy getting dwi’s. 

Qb Manzelling it up and Front office same but different. Maybe cardinals should change their logo to an inflatable swan?

12 hours ago, Alien Octopus said:

Still waiting for a Safety or DE to light his ass up. Diving in for a safety to avoid a hit at the goal line is dereliction of duty, and soft as fuck. What a Sooner!

he's going to get away with the Romo spin and make some dudes look foolish but eventually get killed.

5 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

he's going to get away with the Romo spin and make some dudes look foolish but eventually get killed.

Backside DE will be coached up fior the Romo spin. Nighty night

Nice hit by Ehlinger but the kid he trucked is possibly shorter than Ewok Murray and never played a snap of defensive football in high school....just sayin

43 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Backside DE will be coached up fior the Romo spin. Nighty night

You don’t think JJ watt knew about the romo spin before he got hit with the romo spin? You don’t just get coached for the romo spin. It’s tried and true lol.

Ill he interested in seeing what they look like week 1. Hard to judge anything off of preseason. I’m talking about Kliff, more than Kyler I guess.

58 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Nice hit by Ehlinger but the kid he trucked is possibly shorter than Ewok Murray and never played a snap of defensive football in high school....just sayin

And was already tied up by a blocker.  

1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:

Nice hit by Ehlinger but the kid he trucked is possibly shorter than Ewok Murray and never played a snap of defensive football in high school....just sayin

No one cares what you think.  Especially after your team tucked tail.

8 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Nice hit by Ehlinger but the kid he trucked is possibly shorter than Ewok Murray and never played a snap of defensive football in high school....just sayin

Oh, there's others, just not captured on a little YouTube snippet quite so nicely.

Ask Georgia's DB's about Sam's "skirt".

Just sayin...

 

8 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Nice hit by Ehlinger but the kid he trucked is possibly shorter than Ewok Murray and never played a snap of defensive football in high school....just sayin

The point is that the defender could’ve been a Lilliputian and Kyler Murray still would’ve fallen to the ground to avoid contact.

6:46 mark.  That was Georgia's leading tackler...

Just sayin...

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

The point is that the defender could’ve been a Lilliputian and Kyler Murray still would’ve fallen to the ground to avoid contact.

The point is also that Sam is not a pussy like Kyler.

Other side of the same coin, I suppose.

8 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Backside DE will be coached up fior the Romo spin. Nighty night

They were coached up for Romo too, see JJ Watt

22 minutes ago, Cajun said:

6:46 mark.  That was Georgia's leading tackler.

Yeah, but he’s only 5’4” and was battling pneumonia.  /mulletpelini

The point is that the defender could’ve been a Lilliputian and Kyler Murray still would’ve fallen to the ground to avoid contact.

Nice.

Lol mother fucker that’s funny. Is that the same dude from the video that was running? Said he ran a 4.4 in high school?

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

 

Still plays like a bitch? Thought he was just saving himself for the pros

On 8/16/2019 at 9:44 AM, 1leggedduck said:

He's a lot closer to being a Jose Altuve than a Drew Brees. Several inches closer.

Altuve and Brees are great players though

So, accounted for no first downs and -2 points? Niiice. 

I was kinda pissed at the little fucker when he trolled us back then, but I gotta say I'm relieved that he didn't come here after all. I don't particularly want to see him get injured, but I won't mind seeing him fail ignominiously, and go try to get on a baseball team in Japan or Mexico.

9 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

Still plays like a bitch? Thought he was just saving himself for the pros

I mean it's preseason bro!  Still saving himself....  Thankfully the NFL is a copycat league and Gruden just gave everyone film on how to deal with the Bro + Ewok combo

I think he’s saving himself for his second NFL contract. Guys is gonna waste a couple of years playing like a pussy until the NFL decides he isn’t an NFL player then he’ll go back to baseball and make even more money.

What happens to the $$$ The As paid him? He gives it back?


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IIRC he got to keep $200K and to return (or not be paid) the rest.

I think a good portion of the Cards' $$$ stay in his pocket or on the way to it, unless he starts Manzieling and they get to Brown him.

 

1 minute ago, Tex Long said:

unless he starts Manzieling and they get to Brown him.

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