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I hope that's JFF's office and when he opens those blinds, he looks at a Wendy's across a hot, asphalt, parking lot, in Euless. And I can only hope that they make him wear that organ grinder's monkey suit, every fucking day.

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On 8/17/2019 at 2:59 PM, Mason Ramsey said:

 

Wholly crap, Wyatt I am rolling...

On 8/15/2019 at 7:48 PM, Zavala said:

I really hated him at blowU and I still hate Baker, but these officials got me rooting for the little Ewok. Fuck he's just clapping his hands how the hell is that a false start? Booger is such an idiot.

Jesus this defense is dogshit. Making Chucky look like a genius. Just spider 2 Y banana their ass every play.

I'll pass, fam, 

The little guy led the Cardinals to three FGs against the Vikings.
Vikings?

Spamity spam wonderfull spam!

Not one TD pass his entire preseason.  Nice work Kliff.

  • 2 weeks later...
4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Is he sitting in his car seat?

 

Actually, yes......and then when he gets out, all other players are standing together away from him, and it's still obvious that he's about 3 feet shorter than all of them. 

Oh hi Kyler..

1st half of professional football

6 of 16 passing for 41 yards and an INT, took 3 sacks against the juggernaut Lions 

1 minute ago, pacman said:

Oh hi Kyler..

1st half of professional football

6 of 16 passing for 41 yards and an INT, took 3 sacks against the juggernaut Lions 

but he didn't dive into the end zone for a safety this time

he's evolving

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9 of 25, 70 yards and a pick so far. No, no...that's good Kyler. Good first game. 

Kyler should just show up at the post presser in an Oakland A's uniform.

Just now, Chooky said:

Kyler should just show up at the post presser in an Oakland A's uniform.

He should have gone baseball. That’s all. 

The Lincoln Riley QB development myth will end with Murray. 

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

He should have gone baseball. That’s all. 

Lay some fucking truth down sheila

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Lay some fucking truth down sheila

I ran out of rep points. 

Him

and baker shitting the bed today made nfl good and cowboys beating down to 

Imagine this conversation at the Arizona Cardinals organization:

"Texas Tech just fired their head coach for another mediocre, just over .500 season."

"Who are they looking to hire now?"

"Someone just like him."

"Someone like Kliff?"

"Yes."

"Is Kliff now on their list of potential hires?"

"Probably.  He's everything they're currently looking for."

"Then we must proceed with haste and hire him immediately."

15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

He should have gone baseball. That’s all. 

He has $35MM guaranteed so he shouldn’t be coming up short for money.

No, it's fine Kyler. 5 more FGs and you'll tie the Lions

6 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

He has $35MM guaranteed so he shouldn’t be coming up short for money.

Sure, his bankroll's gotten a booster, as long as he doesn't end up a wheel chair.

25 minutes ago, texaslong said:

The Lincoln Riley QB development myth will end with Murray. 

Remember all those Leach QBs that did well in the NFL

He's bounced back decently. Trying to get them in a position to tie the game. 

45 minutes ago, texaslong said:

The Lincoln Riley QB development myth will end with Murray. 

-A Texas fan hopes

And just like that, he ties it up

10 minutes ago, mdmost said:

He's bounced back decently. Trying to get them in a position to tie the game. 

Yep.  He looks decent.  Still think he will flame out unless he dedicates himself in the film room.  

And LOL at the QB reputation of Lincoln Riley dying if Murray sucks in the pros.  That’s some seriously wishful thinking.  

Buncha jinxing motherfuckers in this thread. 

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Buncha jinxing motherfuckers in this thread. 

Yeah, it's us and not the fact that the Lions are one of the worst franchises of the past 20 years. 

Just now, mdmost said:

Yeah, it's us and not the fact that the Lions are one of the worst franchises of the past 20 years. 

20 years? Are you not familiar with the Lions last 85 years?

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Yeah, it's us and not the fact that the Lions are one of the worst franchises of the past 20 years. 

Obviously. No other explanation. 

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Yeah, it's us and not the fact that the Lions are one of the worst franchises of the past 20 years. 

That’s great but the cardinals are actually worse as a franchise.  Cripple fight.  The midget is well equipped for these.  

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