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[mention=1076]Tex Pete[/mention]
for the record, im not rooting for the dude to succeed. I just live in a world that wishes VY was 10 years younger. Hell, 5 years younger. 
 
341 yards passing on the road in a competitive game against Baltimore is no joke. I don’t care what school(s) you attended.

0 tds on 40 attempts IS a fucking joke
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2 hours ago, pops said:

Take the loss, pussy. 

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Brown is listed at 5'9, which means he's actually 5'7.  Just sayin

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just saw it sushi my bad

4 hours ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

Rent free.

 

Yep

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

HaHaHaHa...

 

marquise rapist brown is a tiny dude.  hes like the shetland pony of wide receivers

who could've possibly foreseen this?

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

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Not his fault. He only comes up to his center's ass

I’ve never seen a professional football player go down easier than Murray, they breathe on him and he falls down. What a puss

 

14 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

I’ve never seen a professional football player go down easier than Murray, they breathe on him and he falls down. What a puss

 

And if he barely gets touched, he complains as if they cheap shotted him. Such a little kid 

17 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

who could've possibly foreseen this?

It’s unforeseen-ableish. Also fuck OU  

I enjoyed watching him complain in this season’s Hard Knocks about the Raiders defense trying to sack him. This guy is the ultimate snowflake. 

4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Kyle Allen threw 4 TDs. Li’l Kryler threw 2 and 2 INTs. 

Advantage aggy?

2 hours ago, Zavala said:

Advantage aggy?

Oh of course.  "Look at all these ags in the NFL! Kyler, Kyle Allen, tannyhill, shoot Kenny hill is just waiting for the right opportunity, the he'll be back in the NFL too!   And mond will be next since he definitely a first rounder "

Murray already setting records.

Lowest total yards on at least 30 completions in the Super Bowl era - 173

Kliff and Kyler may not win a game this year.  Such a disaster.

On 8/14/2019 at 11:47 AM, Glenn Quagmire Pilot said:

 

The beauty of the internet is that you can actively hope and wish for someone to see all his hopes and dreams die because rivalry. 

Ewok Doubles Sack Total

This turd is a fantasy football dream, just play any defense he faces and profit....

I’ve never seen a professional football player go down easier than Murray, they breathe on him and he falls down. What a puss
 
Lance Rentzel?
Kliff and Kyler may not win a game this year.  Such a disaster.
oh the Dolphins are gonna be pissed if they do that
3 hours ago, Alien Octopus said:

Ewok Doubles Sack Total

This turd is a fantasy football dream, just play any defense he faces and profit....

Nice. You’re bound to get points too. 300 yards passing the first two games, pretty rare for a rookie.  12th highest scoring qb in my league. 

19 hours ago, Alien Octopus said:

Like being the tallest pygmy, wait, he is the tallest pygmy!

Indeed but he's going to be pretty good when he figures things out. 

13 minutes ago, Glenn Quagmire Pilot said:

Indeed but he's going to be pretty good when he figures things out. 

Hahahhahahhahahahahhahah

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Hahahhahahhahahahahhahah

Happy to discuss this in more detail if you disagree.  Can’t really debate “Hahahhahahhahahahahhahahah” though. 

 

22 hours ago, Glenn Quagmire Pilot said:

300 yards passing the first two games, pretty rare for a rookie.  12th highest scoring qb in my league. 

Passing numbers in the increasingly offense-friendly NFL -- esp Kingsbury's pass-happy version -- are nothing to crow about. Lil guy is winless in three starts and has led the Cardinals to the 8th-worst points differential in the entire NFL.  

Plus he's a twat. 

1 hour ago, Glenn Quagmire Pilot said:

Happy to discuss this in more detail if you disagree.  Can’t really debate “Hahahhahahhahahahahhahahah” though. 

Let me know by what game or year he figures it out, then we can agree on when I can laugh

Radio was talking about how Antonio Brown should go to the Cardinals because Murray "needs help", and I kept thinking, "AB can play offensive tackle?"

 

 

4 hours ago, Glenn Quagmire Pilot said:

Indeed but he's going to be dead before he figures things out. 

FIFY

9 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Radio was talking about how Antonio Brown should go to the Cardinals because Murray "needs help", and I kept thinking, "AB can play offensive tackle?"

 

 

AB has growth serum?

Here in Phoenix this week and local radio is saying (I haven’t watched so don’t know) o-line sux. 

Some expert said he agreed that watching film KK is making ok adjustments but talent isn’t there. 

I just wish he would get crushed and ask Oakland if offer still stands  

 

"Next season on 'Little People, Big World'."

17 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

AB has growth serum?

They would run the master blaster offense where Murray plays on AB’s shoulders. 

They would run the master blaster offense where Murray plays on AB’s shoulders. 

16 damn minutes.
On 9/23/2019 at 8:29 PM, Alien Octopus said:

Like being the tallest pygmy, wait, he is the tallest pygmy!

We need one of our accomplished Surly artists to make a gif with him with the munchkins in oz singing and dancing.

2 hours ago, Glenn Quagmire Pilot said:

Happy to discuss this in more detail if you disagree.  Can’t really debate “Hahahhahahhahahahahhahahah” though. 

Can't debate "urgg, gurb,. Gglobb" with cock gobbling okie either...iow STFU, don't talk with your mouth full.

We need one of our accomplished Surly artists to make a gif with him with the munchkins in oz singing and dancing.

With Bert watching.

He is getting to throw a lot, but not doing much with it, and very inefficient.

It’s almost as if he plays for the worst team in the league coached by a head coach that has never seen success. 

3 minutes ago, Constant said:

It’s almost as if he plays for the worst team in the league coached by a head coach that has never seen success. 

He plays for the Miami Dolphins?

It’s almost as if he plays for the worst team in the league coached by a head coach that has never seen success. 

He doesn’t play for Miami and no coach In the league has a better system for him. It was built and tailored for him and he still sucks. Imagine if he was in a traditional pro style offense
17 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

 

Passing numbers in the increasingly offense-friendly NFL -- esp Kingsbury's pass-happy version -- are nothing to crow about. Lil guy is winless in three starts and has led the Cardinals to the 8th-worst points differential in the entire NFL.  

Plus he's a twat. 

Indeed, but then you compare him to his peers, and he's not exactly the worst qb in the nfl.    Even on a terrible team with no Oline, the rookie is still having a comparable or better season to a handful of nfl veterans.  I suspect he'll get better as he gets more experience and comfort.  It's a lot different when you dont have the best oline in the country anymore, they'll learn that fast.

16 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Let me know by what game or year he figures it out, then we can agree on when I can laugh

 

OK.

14 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Can't debate "urgg, gurb,. Gglobb" with cock gobbling okie either...iow STFU, don't talk with your mouth full.

 

not sure how this makes sense, but cool!

 

 

11 minutes ago, Glenn Quagmire Pilot said:

 It's a lot different when you dont have the best oline in the country anymore,

Why, yes. yes it is.

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