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9 minutes ago, Glenn Quagmire Pilot said:

Indeed, but then you compare him to his peers, and he's not exactly the worst qb in the nfl.    Even on a terrible team with no Oline, the rookie is still having a comparable or better season to a handful of nfl veterans.  I suspect he'll get better as he gets more experience and comfort.  It's a lot different when you dont have the best oline in the country anymore, they'll learn that fast.

 

OK.

High praise indeed. Out of 32 NFL teams, KM ranks #35 in passer rating. You are right that there are a few non-rookies behind him. Mayfield, e.g., is #40. It is early, but when one is a QB with a reputation for lacking charisma, his two best defenses to criticism are stats and wins. KM is somewhat lacking. 

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Stats don't equal success in the NFL. Wins do.

4 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

High praise indeed. Out of 32 NFL teams, KM ranks #35 in passer rating. You are right that there are a few non-rookies behind him. Mayfield, e.g., is #40. It is early, but when one is a QB with a reputation for lacking charisma, his two best defenses to criticism are stats and wins. KM is somewhat lacking. 

nice. 

 

1 hour ago, Modessit said:

Stats don't equal success in the NFL. Wins do.

Well, duh. 

7 hours ago, Glenn Quagmire Pilot said:

 he's not exactly the worst qb in the nfl. 

congrats?

5 hours ago, Modessit said:

Stats don't equal success in the NFL. Wins do.

So, he sucks by both metrics.

 

So, he sucks by both metrics.
 
well his mouth IS at the perfect height.

Clowney'd. LOL.

He looks so tiny out there surrounded by actual grown men. Like one of those little bobbleheads...

7 minutes ago, wood said:

Clowney'd. LOL.

He looks so tiny out there surrounded by actual grown men. Like one of those little bobbleheads...

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50 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Love Murray giving up on chase like at 8 yd line. Maximum Effort. 

Love Murray giving up on chase like at 8 yd line. Maximum Effort. 
I was going to say, as fast as that little fucker is, I'm pretty sure he had an angle to stop Clowney. Wonder why he didn't try?
1 minute ago, Bill Lumbergh said:
23 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:
Love Murray giving up on chase like at 8 yd line. Maximum Effort. 

I was going to say, as fast as that little fucker is, I'm pretty sure he had an angle to stop Clowney. Wonder why he didn't try?

Mistah Kottah! Mistah Kottah! I know the answer!

Go ahead, Horseshack.

It's because he's a little bitch, amirite?

On 9/25/2019 at 2:49 PM, Modessit said:

Stats don't equal success in the NFL. Wins do.

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On 9/25/2019 at 12:09 PM, Constant said:

It’s almost as if he plays for the worst team in the league coached by a head coach that has never seen success. 

And is 3 feet tall with  no business being in the NFL.

57 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Love Murray giving up on chase like at 8 yd line. Maximum Effort. 

 

35 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:
57 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:
Love Murray giving up on chase like at 8 yd line. Maximum Effort. 

I was going to say, as fast as that little fucker is, I'm pretty sure he had an angle to stop Clowney. Wonder why he didn't try?

 

Because Kyler Murray couldn't tackle one of Jadeveon Clowney's kids?

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actually losses do if you are the Dolphins. The tarded midget can't even get that right. fins are 0-4. tank tank tank

 

lulz

 

Remember how cute it was when people used to try to justify the midget's draft position "because Russell Wilson"? 

I'd like to see a photo of those to on the field together...

To twenty. To twenty one. Whatever it takes.

3 minutes ago, wood said:

To twenty. To twenty one. Whatever it takes.

 

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16 hours ago, wood said:

Remember how cute it was when people used to try to justify the midget's draft position "because Russell Wilson"? 

I'd like to see a photo of those to on the field together...

As evidenced by this picture of JuJu Smith Schuster trying to grope Russ you can see how built Wilson is, his arms, legs and hands are huge. While he may be "Short" not once has Wilson looked small on the field, Kyler on the other hand looks like a child running around out there. 

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the football is so much easier when your receivers are 5 to 10 yards from any defender or 6 inches taller

22 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

Love Murray giving up on chase like at 8 yd line. Maximum Effort. 

I'd be pissed if my franchise QB got hu...oh wait

23 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

Love Murray giving up on chase like at 8 yd line. Maximum Effort. 

He's a little bitty beesh.  Clowney would've stiff armed him 20 yards away.

On 8/14/2019 at 9:01 PM, Glenn Quagmire Pilot said:

Interesting, so they increase talent almost everywhere but will not be any better than they were last year.   I think one underrated facet about them will be their defense, they have been drafting really well on that side lately.  garret is coming into his own and that greedy williams, looks good.

 The league had tape on jared goff too. You cite beckham being overrated and a head case.  I say he's a hall of fame talent , 2x all pro wr who has had 1000 yards every year of his career that didnt end in injury.  He had 1000 yards and  five 100 yard games last season, and his qb is an aging, declining eli mannining.   Since beckham came to the league the only time manning was a pro bowl qb, in 2015,  obj had 1400 yards and 13 tds.  He's the best wr on that roster now and it's not even close.  They still have jarvis landry, who had nearly 1000 yards last year himself.  And an improved OC, another pro bowl rb in kareem hunt.  8 win ceiling huh. Alright, i guess, if you say you but that might be a little biased to say they arent capable of winning more than 8 when they won 7 last year. 

Here's an interesting tidbit about Baltimore- Only two qbs threw 300+ yards against them all year. Mayfield did it twice, the other was Mahomes. I do agree though Baltimore will be salty, probably will win that division.  But they're gonna lose once to the Browns. 

Bump. Tell me more about Mayfield and the Browns. 

6 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Bump. Tell me more about Mayfield and the Browns. 

Minshew has 9 TD's and 1 INT, while their savior has 4 TD's and 8 INT'S. Lol. Imagine having OBJ and Jarvis Landry, and still sucking, while Minshew gets to work with Lee and Westbrook. 

2 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Bump. Tell me more about Mayfield and the Browns. 

Ol' Glenn is a meth-smoking, cock-gobbling sooner fan. Crimson till the end. He's also stupid.

On 10/8/2019 at 1:13 PM, Pig Bellmont said:

Bump. Tell me more about Mayfield and the Browns. 

They'll at least get their 8 wins.   Good game vs baltimore, got absolutely smashed by the 9ers. But that's the best team in the league, they are complete badasses who will win the super bowl. Cant blame anyone for getting their shit pushed in by those bad boys.  Sucks for baker, shoulda been a 9er.

 

On 10/8/2019 at 3:39 PM, Tex Pete said:

Ol' Glenn is a meth-smoking, cock-gobbling sooner fan. Crimson till the end. He's also stupid.

I've never even seen meth before, but I do gobble cock. And i am a Sooner fan to the end, what self respecting football fan wouldn't stick with their team til the end? I am also stupid, but it really has nothing to do with football though. 

 

 

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I think it is beautiful that the last two fake Heisman winners are tanking in the NFL, Baker has a chance with the Browns but the Chocolate Midget is tiny toast.

2 hours ago, Glenn Quagmire Pilot said:

I've never even seen meth before, but I do gobble cock. And i am a Sooner fan to the end

David Boren, ladies and gentlemen!

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I think it is beautiful that the last two fake Heisman winners are tanking in the NFL, Baker has a chance with the Browns but the Chocolate Midget is tiny toast.
Chocolate Midget?

lulz
16 hours ago, Rabidhorn said:

I think it is beautiful that the last two fake Heisman winners are tanking in the NFL, Baker has a chance with the Browns but the Chocolate Midget is tiny crouton.

Fify

What makes them fake Heisman winners?
is it


MULEDICK?

Fuck that little ewok bitch!

 

 

On 9/25/2019 at 10:06 PM, MrPhlegm said:
On 9/25/2019 at 9:03 PM, Deej said:
So, he sucks by both metrics.
 

well his mouth IS at the perfect height.

for sucking goatdick

1 hour ago, youdunnf'dup said:

 

this fucking guy

I guess gooner was having a fluffy albino ewok QBs camp last summer, based on the picks.

KM and BM are gonna run into knobby karma trees very soon....

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4 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

 

this fucking guy

He should probably be focused on becoming better than any of the 29 quarterbacks with higher QBRs than his.

On 10/11/2019 at 2:05 AM, PilotsError said:

What makes them fake Heisman winners?

That they went to BlowU.

13 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

 

this fucking guy

Take the loss pussy

He finally had a good game? He beat the 1-5 Falcons by one fucking point? Should I break out the good champagne?

No but in all fairness he doesn’t suck like Baker.

I can’t stand the guy but he’s not doing all that bad given his circumstances.

5 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

No but in all fairness he doesn’t suck like Baker.

I can’t stand the guy but he’s not doing all that bad given his circumstances.

They’re both doing just enough to keep those teams in suckage for a while longer.

They’ll both suck forever. It’s in their DNA.

No but in all fairness he doesn’t suck like Baker.

I can’t stand the guy but he’s not doing all that bad given his circumstances.
Nobody figured out baker in year one either.

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