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Or throw to wide open fucks all day like he did with the cocksuckers

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The midget is what we've always known him to be. 

But he's won a title at every level except college and the pros. 

Not reading everything above this, but let me guess..

Pussy still hasn't taken the loss?

3 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Weird what happens when he can't just fire it in the general vicinity of Hopkins and come down with a completion 

It was more about Hopkins getting someone wide open on every play. 

4 hours ago, pops said:

But he's won a title at every level except college and the pros. 

So, just high school. Got it. 

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

So, just high school. Got it. 

Wasn’t high school the high point of your life as well?

16 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Wasn’t high school the high point of your life as well?

The time after college and before marriage. Those were the days.

6 minutes ago, JMFP said:

The time after college and before marriage. Those were the days.

Indeed.  For me this was "the 90s" and they were awesome. 

6 hours ago, ztejas said:

It was more about Hopkins getting someone wide open on every play. 

Good point. I was just thinking of shit like this that I could have completed... 

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21 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

From pimping ho's to saving ho's on TV.

A man gotta eat.

I blame Nino Brown for killing his mom.

Did Lincoln Riley recruit any QB who wasn't a fucking douche?

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Did Lincoln Riley recruit any QB who wasn't a fucking douche?

You could make the case for Jalen Hurts, but Lincoln seems to subscribe to the hot/crazy matrix equivalent for QBs.

3 hours ago, JMFP said:

The time after college and before marriage. Those were the days.

I got married 2 months before graduating but I took 4 years off between high school and college. No pressures at work earning enough money for a home, new car, cover, $0.29 Corona nights and $1.50 pitchers of beer. Those were the days for me. After college I wanted to conquer the corporate world and I buried myself at work for 12 to 16 hour days 7 days a week for over a decade. That was dumb.

I think this off-season is the first time he’s eligible for an extension. I’m sure AZ will pick up his 5th year option. Kyler probably said “hey coach Brah you gotta get me some of that Mahomes money!” and the Cardinals were like “Nah let’s see if you don’t suck ass in Year 4 before we give you $30M/yr in Years 6-10.” Then Kyler got butt hurt, changed his Twitter pics and tried to enter the portal. 

7 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

So, just high school. Got it. 

Allen HS and their 7K students.  Not an unfair advantage at all.

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

Wasn’t high school the high point of your life as well?

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3 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

I think this off-season is the first time he’s eligible for an extension. I’m sure AZ will pick up his 5th year option. Kyler probably said “hey coach Brah you gotta get me some of that Mahomes money!” and the Cardinals were like “Nah let’s see if you don’t suck ass in Year 4 before we give you $30M/yr in Years 6-10.” Then Kyler got butt hurt, changed his Twitter pics and tried to enter the portal. 

I heard he's planning an unofficial visit to the Cowboys. 

1 minute ago, Deej said:

I heard he's planning an unofficial visit to the Cowboys. 

That’s some good internet right there

1 minute ago, Deej said:

I heard he's planning an unofficial visit to the Cowboys. 

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I can't wait for the tweet of a Cowboys jersey with the number 1

1 hour ago, Deej said:

I heard he's planning an unofficial visit to the Cowboys. 

So the Boys will be undefeated at home, from here on out.

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The Arizona Cardinals and franchise quarterback Kyler Murray are at odds after a season that began with promise ended with a thud in the first round of the playoffs.

Murray, who scrubbed any reference of the Cardinals from his Instagram account recently, is frustrated with the franchise and was embarrassed by the team's 34-11 playoff loss to the Los Angeles Rams, and he thinks he has been made the scapegoat, sources told ESPN's Chris Mortensen.

The Cardinals have their own concerns about Murray, with sources describing the 2019 No. 1 overall pick as self-centered, immature and someone who points fingers.

Arizona coach Kliff Kingsbury is said to be self-scouting where he can provide better alternatives to help Murray, according to sources. Meanwhile, select veterans on the team hope to reach out to Murray on how the 24-year-old can better handle adversity, sources said.

 

They probably advised that he needs to be the bigger man, which made him more upset.

Kyler supposedly wants $45-50m a year. Uhhh no.


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33 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Kyler supposedly wants $45-50m a year. Uhhh no.


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I heard $55 million the other day. 

He doesn't need that. Kids clothes and cars don't cost as much.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Deej said:

I heard $55 million the other day. 

The team’s counteroffer….came up short

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

moar

So he cut his own playing time short?

 

44 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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So he pulled himself from the game yet thinks he’s being used as a scapegoat? God damn this dude is a fucking pussy 

none of this character stuff from Murray was predictable.

On 2/9/2022 at 6:03 AM, South Austin said:

Wasn’t high school the high point of your life as well?

It was when I was fucking my ex girlfriend's 40 year old mom...

18 minutes ago, naija said:

none of this character stuff from Murray was predictable.

 

Murray’s best days are behind him….management would be pretty stupid to up his pay…or extension.

I had to move to the Phoenix area for work about 18 months ago. I was asked by a local if I was going to start rooting for the Cardinals. I informed that local that I was a Texas Longhorn and I would never root for the Cardinals as long as they had that shitty little Ewok, former ousux qb, on their team. I will say that I did root for them when the Ewok was hurt and out, with Colt leading the team. With this going on, I hope that the Cardinals get rid of his worthless Ewok ass and I may have to start rooting for them.

How come he was the only player that was life size in the NFL video game commercial yesterday? 

There was some fluff piece about Murray from ESPN before AZ's game against the Rams I think. Talking about how much he admired Bruce's Lee's philosophy of being adaptable since high school blah blah blah. Talk about someone's behavior that comes nothing close to matching this. 😆

His dad is a cunt so it makes sense he’s a cunt.

13 hours ago, Lone Star Horn said:

I informed that local that I was a Texas Longhorn and I would never root for the Cardinals as long as they had that shitty little Ewok, former ousux qb, on their team.

Don't forget, he checks the aggy and sooner box.  

16 hours ago, naija said:

none of this character stuff from Murray was predictable.

I have a buddy who played in the NFL and at A&M under Slocum. He is still connected to the program.  He told me several years ago when Murray and Allen left around the same time, the team tried to convince Allen to stay.  Murray's teammates literally packed his shit in his locker for him. They hated him.  So did his baseball teammates.

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

I have a buddy who played in the NFL and at A&M under Slocum. He is still connected to the program.  He told me several years ago when Murray and Allen left around the same time, the team tried to convince Allen to stay.  Murray's teammates literally packed his shit in his locker for him. They hated him.  So did his baseball teammates.

sounds like we dodged a bullet with him.  Kyler damn near broke college football Twitter when he tweeted that pic from his visit with Charlie.  

 

Is there any doubt the "anonymous" source blabbing about locker room drama on SB weekend was JJ?

On 2/9/2022 at 10:37 AM, Murfdogg21 said:

I think this off-season is the first time he’s eligible for an extension. I’m sure AZ will pick up his 5th year option. Kyler probably said “hey coach Brah you gotta get me some of that Mahomes money!” and the Cardinals were like “Nah let’s see if you don’t suck ass in Year 4 before we give you $30M/yr in Years 6-10.” Then Kyler got butt hurt, changed his Twitter pics and tried to enter the portal. 

Dak makes more than $40M/year. Kyler's gonna get more than that as I'm told that's the going rate for franchise QB's -- if he's a franchise QB.

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