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So Kyler’s a child. Who knew.

Y’all ever considered the fact that he’s probably just scared of the dark? Can’t see good either the lights too bright.
14 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

He held a press conference today to defend himself. 
 

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I needed a laugh at the Soor Pooner expense today

So he is mad that a employer wants him to do his job and prepare to do his job at the highest level , all the while wearing a shirt with Ea$y on it, that just paid him 100+ million guaranteed without him accomplishing anything that is worthy of that type of money. Dude has lost it.

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He felt like he had to list his accomplishments and started talking about his high school wins 😂.

He doesn’t have any self awareness. One day he’ll learn no one gives a shit what you did before. Right now he’s a highly paid QB with no playoff wins. Cool deal about games as a 16 year old tho

If you put in the time, why did they force this clause into your contract, Kryler?

Just learn to take the loss, pussy.

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

If you put in the time, why did they force this clause into your contract, Kryler?

Just learn to take the loss, pussy.

As they say it's always better for people to think you are a moron rather than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Apparently his contract has wording that he cannot play video games while “watching tape”.

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2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Not even Madden?

Satan's Ewok: "Its in the game!"

They took out the clause .

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43 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

They took out the clause .

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Its like Spy vs Spy only Dumb vs Dumb

The Cardinals are only mildly less dumb than the Texans.

2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

 

It's too bad that's not the actual birdman.... fly in any weather.

 

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In Kyler’s defense, he probably makes a fuckton of money streaming and in the eSports world. It’s stupid how lucrative all that is right now. 

41 minutes ago, Helobious said:

In Kyler’s defense, he probably makes a fuckton of money streaming and in the eSports world. It’s stupid how lucrative all that is right now. 

Does this justify doing fewer than 4 hours per week of film prep during the season?

What’s worse than having to or actually putting a clause like this in and cause drama and tension? Putting the clause in, then removing it. Kyler will definitely DGAF now. Ea$y money y’all dumb bitches!

I wish someone could ask him if he knew about the clause when he signed the contract. If the answer is yes, then he has no justification for being such a salty bitch about it. If the answer is no, then that means he didnt independently study his contract hard enough before signing. It's just beautiful, really.

17 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

I wish someone could ask him if he knew about the clause when he signed the contract. If the answer is yes, then he has no justification for being such a salty bitch about it. If the answer is no, then that means he didnt independently study his contract hard enough before signing. It's just beautiful, really.

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I wish someone could ask him if he knew about the clause when he signed the contract. If the answer is yes, then he has no justification for being such a salty bitch about it. If the answer is no, then that means he didnt independently study his contract hard enough before signing. It's just beautiful, really.

I doubt more than a handful of players read the contract all the way through. His agent needs to be kicked in the dick.

His agent was too busy figuring out his percentage and let's be honest, the agent also knows Murray is an idiot.

On 7/27/2022 at 10:30 PM, markstanco said:


ESPNU today was talking about the 4 hour clause vs other QBs. They said manning actually had his own office in the colts facility.

Kyler has his own office in the Cardinals' facility.

 

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10 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


I doubt more than a handful of players read the contract all the way through. His agent needs to be kicked in the dick.

You think ewoks can read?

 

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I'm sure this was posted somewhere, but not here.

Kewok was smacked in the face during a post-game celebration. Can't tell if the guy did it intentionally or was trying to get a high-five and Kewok was moving on and the high-five just missed and hit his face. I don't think the guy could even see Kewok at that point.

it wasn't a raiders fan, it was the cardinals fan he pushed out of the way to get to the raiders fan. notice the complexion of the hand that love taps kyler, and notice that it's a left hand, and that the raiders fan is holding his phone in his left hand.

 

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back, and to the left.

Was that Rex Ryan that hit him?

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25 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

it wasn't a raiders fan, it was the cardinals fan he pushed out of the way to get to the raiders fan. notice the complexion of the hand that love taps kyler, and notice that it's a left hand, and that the raiders fan is holding his phone in his left hand.

 

No, that's a right hand.

 

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2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

No, that's a right hand.

 

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i'm referring to the left hand that you see on his shoulder pad in this photo. i should have specified that it was the hand that hit him the hardest, and the only hand that came from the direction that Murray charged towards. the raiders fan probably couldn't have reached murray even if he wanted to. 

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For fuck’s sake, Ewok is coming in there swinging violently to slap hands, everybody else is trying to get in on it, and he catches one in the face.

Boo hoo.

Midget is still a bitch. 

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