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cant dodge slap from 50 year old man

He’s a little bitch…..

But this made me laugh.

 

11 hours ago, Modessit said:

 

What do you tell an ewok with two black eyes?

Thoughts and prayers as kyler goes through this difficult time. I heard he wasn’t a big fan of the new call of duty map so when it rains it pours. Who cares if his team won

10 hours ago, Victor Lazlo said:

For fuck’s sake, Ewok is coming in there swinging violently to slap hands, everybody else is trying to get in on it, and he catches one in the face.

Boo hoo.

Yea no kidding.  You kind of just take that risk by interacting with the fans like that.  Especially on the rod. 

So you scored a touchdown then stuck your face into a mix of your fans and, um, Raiders fans?  And all you got was a slap?  Go buy a lottery ticket, you miniature idiot.

6 hours ago, cochamps said:

Take the slap, pussy.

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11 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

 

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12 hours ago, TexArcher said:

So you scored a touchdown then stuck your face into a mix of your fans and, um, Raiders fans?  And all you got was a slap?  Go buy a lottery ticket, you miniature idiot.

I mean he already won the lottery…but yeah, these LV Raiders aren’t the Oakland Raiders.  Fucker would be in the ICU.  

Who’s he look like? Haley Joel Osment?

On 9/20/2022 at 6:44 AM, Pimphand said:

What do you tell an ewok with two black eyes?

Nothing. You’ve already told him twice. (Did I do that right?)

okay so its news to me that this little midget is apparently a cousin of devin duvernay?

Guy tries to slap his shoulder pads, Kyler slides a bit to the left and gets hit in the face.

/end story

 

9 hours ago, NTVTXN said:

Nothing. You’ve already told him twice. (Did I do that right?)

Aye

  • 3 weeks later...

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Time to get slapped again

Is that a woman’s pant suit? 

24 minutes ago, BERT said:

Is that a woman’s pant suit? 

Betcha. Wonder if he cries himself to sleep most nights, trying to figure out why nobody even likes him, much less loves him, even though he pays for everything. 

Edited by Tex Long

1 hour ago, deft said:

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Time to get slapped again

Kylers a Limey?

What a fucking dork. 

3 hours ago, deft said:

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Time to get slapped again

No wonder why ewok slid short of the first down on that last drive. Hillary needs to give him some advice on color selection.

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

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Magically Delicious!

6 hours ago, BERT said:

Is that a woman’s pant suit? 

It's European.  It's a European cut.

 

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1 hour ago, Modessit said:

Nice 2" heel.1f4a871a482517644f13790fff56853f.jpg

maybe a little more than 2" and soles too.

okay call me crazy but rookie pranks aren't supposed to carry into a players 4th year in the league

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Besides the green, the pleats cant be a thing anymore and fit looks off the rack
6 hours ago, 52-80 said:

okay call me crazy but rookie pranks aren't supposed to carry into a players 4th year in the league

Maybe this is what he had to do for a lost bet on the TX/OU game. Edit:  With the further thought being, burnt orange looks good.  He needs to wear something that looks really bad if he loses.

Edited by 89Horn

15 hours ago, deft said:

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Time to get slapped again

Jetted pockets for extra sass

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The new Kyler Murray Collection, only at Ross. 

 

 

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These are funny stats and yes, I know the stat is highly exaggerated to make a point. But this kind of gives him an out as to why he struggles. He just isn't that good at this level. At Allen and OU, they simply just had more talent at every position. More power and speed most weeks. It was a perfect storm. He had WRs running wide open constantly. He could also outrun so many defenders.

That shit isn't going to work long term in the NFL. You will never outalent teams week to week. They built the league to be as close as they can talent wise. He's no longer facing minimal talent on the other side of the ball. Every single guy out there, even the bottom of the roster guys are good at football.

The playoff game last year shows how limited he is.
15 hours ago, BERT said:

Is that a woman’s pant suit? 

It's called a women's power suit, these days. It's what she wears when she wants to be taken serious. It also keeps men from looking up Hilary and Kyler skirts.

27 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

It's called a women's power suit, these days. It's what she wears when she wants to be taken serious. It also keeps men from looking up Hilary and Kyler skirts.

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36 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

It's called a women's power suit, these days. It's what she wears when she wants to be taken serious. It also keeps men from looking up Hilary and Kyler skirts.

Kyler Murray does not buy women's clothes. He would not make that mistake again.

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The dude next to him is wearing some kind of hayseed chic barnyard shirt.

Kyler is also sporting a pink iPhone
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On 10/10/2022 at 2:56 PM, Lymanward said:

Jetted pockets for extra sass

Just noticed the 2 guys in the background laughing at him. 

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