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Stocked up today so appreciate y’alls guidance. If shit gets bad we should be good for a couple of weeks before we start dipping into MREs

On 2/27/2020 at 11:12 AM, Sbbruin said:

If it's good enough for Rusty, it's good enough for me.

I'm so keen-o on beef-a-rino!

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Awww Rusty......

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So why the run on bottled water?  Are we to believe the Kung Flu’s next Target is our water supply?  And why not more frozen foods?  Power grid at risk for infection?

Questionable USB port capacity. Need to pump up those numbers.

16 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:

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Bravo!   And the stuff inside the twinkies will out live the expiration of all the other items on the shelf.   

6 hours ago, Bevo VIII said:

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Hormel chili and Spam - see, this is why we need all the TP and baby wipes.  Mine is similar, with added MREs and dehydrated camping food

 

On 2/26/2020 at 12:36 PM, ChickenSandwich said:

got to say, double digit replies and still no...

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Surly has lost it's fastball

 

My MIL's boyfriend has cases of this shit.  And fruit salad.  

 

Worst prepper ever.

On 2/27/2020 at 7:58 PM, SimonBolivar said:

Milk is about the only expired thing I won't test.

It's all about the smell, my man.

Just now, Chewbacca said:

My MIL's boyfriend has cases of this shit.  And fruit salad.  

 

Worst prepper ever.

We use that to bait and trap raccoons.  But hey.....they are welcome to knock themselves out.  

It isn't canned but my quick trip to West got me plenty of frozen kolaches, summer sausage, and cheese. Let come what may 

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Three cans of refried beans on the shelf. All fat free. 
 

Where the fuck does that Nail Boss live, it’s all over for me. 

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Three cans of refried beans on the shelf. All fat free. 
 
Where the fuck does that Nail Boss live, it’s all over for me. 

You know what makes those great? Fry em in some bacon grease.

You know what makes those great? Fry em in some bacon grease.
You know what makes everything great? Fry it in bacon grease.
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45 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


You know what makes those great? Fry em in some bacon grease.

This only gets worse. They only had center cut bacon. 
 

end of school crying GIF

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My wife laughed at me when I bought one of these a couple of months ago.
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Corona has taught me canned sardines go great on a summer salad

20 hours ago, Underdog said:

Damn.  Forgot to stock up on beans. 

This is where I am. I thought I had a couple of bags of pinto beans and I'm jonesing to make some Charro beans this weekend

 

On 3/18/2020 at 6:52 AM, Bevo VIII said:

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You clearly need more Rice. 

 

53 minutes ago, JimmyHoffa said:

 

You clearly need more Rice. 

 

Yeah, goes good with bats.

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On 2/28/2020 at 11:57 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Goya is your friend here 

"Goya Foods boycott takes off after its CEO praises Trump"

40 minutes ago, Horn_Spanker said:

"Goya Foods boycott takes off after its CEO praises Trump"

Damn !!!!

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