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So if that stingray is under 3 seconds, I wonder what the numbers for the z06 and zr1 type packages will be. 

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17 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So if that stingray is under 3 seconds, I wonder what the numbers for the z06 and zr1 type packages will be. 

Negative three seconds.

Zero seconds. They will never be still. They always move at 60mph.

Exactly.

Taking a peculiar design inspiration from the Mako Sharks of yore, the Z06 and ZR1 will die if they ever stop moving. 

Edited by Prepuce of Doom

Exactly.
Taking a peculiar design inspiration from the Mako Sharks of yore, the Z06 and ZR1 will die if they ever stop moving. 
So they perpetually overheat?
19 hours ago, elfenix said:

under $60k, chitowndoc has that stuck in his couch

Hey now, that’s a solid trip to Vegas.  

 

We all bitch about the ‘vette but that’s some serious bang for the buck.  And I’m not too old to remember drooling over them in high school - when those LT-1’s rolled out, all I could afford was the Z-28, but that was still boner inducing.  

3 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Zero seconds. They will never be still. They always move at 60mph.

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Think the new Vette looks great until you see the rear end. It’s like Bobcat took a chainsaw to the Camaro and slapped it on the back. Hideous and worse than the interior. 

bobcat goldthwait chainsaw GIF by Warner Archive

9 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Hey now, that’s a solid trip to Vegas.  

 

We all bitch about the ‘vette but that’s some serious bang for the buck.  And I’m not too old to remember drooling over them in high school - when those LT-1’s rolled out, all I could afford was the Z-28, but that was still boner inducing.  

This fucking braggart here could only afford the z28 models while in high school

Nitpick the new vette’s aesthetics all you want, and probably deservedly so in some cases, but to me that looks like an insanely good car for the price. Pretty impressive engineering job in my book.

4 hours ago, 52-80 said:

This fucking braggart here could only afford the z28 models while in high school

That was when I started college.  It was used. Full ride to OU but your dog could have pulled that off.  In high school I had a sweet Plymouth Laser.  

That was when I started college.  It was used. Full ride to OU but your dog could have pulled that off.  In high school I had a sweet Plymouth Laser.  

Serious question: why dont you get a Koennigsegg?


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30 minutes ago, Handcruser said:


Serious question: why dont you get a Koennigsegg?


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We just got a place in Miami so I’ll use the cars more.  Will ship 1-2 fun ones there for 9 months. In chicago it’s hard to properly enjoy them.  The few good months here I try to spend Saturdays on a boat - and not sober. 

As for why all the Lambos...I’m good friends w the owner of Gold Coast Bentley. He is the number 2 sales guy for Lambo in the country - impressive for Chicago.  He let’s me keep turning these in and barely hits me on the trade in.  

If I get something truly crazy it’s gonna be building out a Singer but there’s literally thousands of options and you need to stay involved through the buildout.  

Right now, I still work a lot and after we did our deal the PE group is paying for a full time driver (and the Maybach truck when it comes out!).  I spend 2-3 hrs on the road every day.  I come home and hit the gym...that eats up a whole day.  I stay caught up on calls and emails on the road and even get plenty of Surlytime.  Good setup   

So I guess it’s just that the Lambo’s are quick and easy.  And I don’t drive enough around here to get a truly crazy exotic.  But I’ve been in a Koennigsegg and they’re another level of badass.  

Shit that was a lot of detail.  Need to post in the wives thread about getting ready for a simple brunch...

6 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

We just got a place in Miami so I’ll use the cars more.  

*cough* Snake Road *cough*

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Probably going with a 550i. Nice discount off the M and plenty fast. I still have young kids, so I'll save the M/Porsche life for when they are in college. I got called out for 73 in a 70 today.

I saw something about the C8 that befuddled me for a moment.  You pull back on the paddles and all the clutches disengage.  I was like wtf, why?

Then I realized that's a "launch" thing.  Maybe that's common on paddle-shifted automanuals.  

It’s also a rev it up at a red light thing.

5 hours ago, HoustonHorn said:

Probably going with a 550i. Nice discount off the M and plenty fast. I still have young kids, so I'll save the M/Porsche life for when they are in college. I got called out for 73 in a 70 today.
 

73 in a 70 is fucking nonsense. 

I'm vicariously annoyed on your behalf. 

5 hours ago, Loco said:

*cough* Snake Road *cough*

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Card Sound Road is also entertaining. Not as much fun as 27, but it has better destinations in that direction. Brunch at Boca Cheeka is a good turnaround point if you aren't going further south. 

The drive sucks, but the lobster reuben at Keys Fisheries in Marathon is worth the aggravation. 

Edited by Prepuce of Doom

73 in a 70 is fucking nonsense. 
I'm vicariously annoyed on your behalf. 
I changed the dashboard setting so it didn't show the speed.

The 2020 550i adds about 70 hp so it's about 520hp. Plan on ordering one this week. For 90k or so I don't think I can beat it. The M is amazing but not worth the premium.
18 minutes ago, HoustonHorn said:

I changed the dashboard setting so it didn't show the speed.

The 2020 550i adds about 70 hp so it's about 520hp. Plan on ordering one this week. For 90k or so I don't think I can beat it. The M is amazing but not worth the premium.

I misunderstood - I thought you were saying that you got a ticket for 73 in a 70.

Now that I understand, I'm still vicariously annoyed. 

Probably going with a 550i. Nice discount off the M and plenty fast. I still have young kids, so I'll save the M/Porsche life for when they are in college. I got called out for 73 in a 70 today.


550 can still get you in plenty of trouble. And you're invisible, which is nice.
10 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I saw something about the C8 that befuddled me for a moment.  You pull back on the paddles and all the clutches disengage.  I was like wtf, why?

Then I realized that's a "launch" thing.  Maybe that's common on paddle-shifted automanuals.  

No, only 1 or 2 supercars , and i *think* F1 does the same

If you mean F1 race cars they have a separate clutch paddle on the steering wheel. It is apart from the two shift paddles. 

73 in a 70 is fucking nonsense. 
I'm vicariously annoyed on your behalf. 
It was my daughter, I just changed the dashboard display so it didn't show the speed. She was calling me or because I was bitching about people going 60 in a 70 zone.
On 7/20/2019 at 8:18 AM, ChiTownDoc said:

We just got a place in Miami so I’ll use the cars more.  Will ship 1-2 fun ones there for 9 months. In chicago it’s hard to properly enjoy them.  The few good months here I try to spend Saturdays on a boat - and not sober. 

As for why all the Lambos...I’m good friends w the owner of Gold Coast Bentley. He is the number 2 sales guy for Lambo in the country - impressive for Chicago.  He let’s me keep turning these in and barely hits me on the trade in.  

If I get something truly crazy it’s gonna be building out a Singer but there’s literally thousands of options and you need to stay involved through the buildout.  

Right now, I still work a lot and after we did our deal the PE group is paying for a full time driver (and the Maybach truck when it comes out!).  I spend 2-3 hrs on the road every day.  I come home and hit the gym...that eats up a whole day.  I stay caught up on calls and emails on the road and even get plenty of Surlytime.  Good setup   

So I guess it’s just that the Lambo’s are quick and easy.  And I don’t drive enough around here to get a truly crazy exotic.  But I’ve been in a Koennigsegg and they’re another level of badass.  

Shit that was a lot of detail.  Need to post in the wives thread about getting ready for a simple brunch...

You need a place at The Thermal Club.   Seasonal flights into PSP will get you there easily. 

https://www.palmspringslife.com/thermal-club/

If you decide to buy, I can hook you up with a great RE agent.  

Meanwhile, did you buy on the beach, or CG?

Edited by Gil Bang

On ‎7‎/‎20‎/‎2019 at 4:47 PM, HoustonHorn said:

Probably going with a 550i. Nice discount off the M and plenty fast. I still have young kids, so I'll save the M/Porsche life for when they are in college. I got called out for 73 in a 70 today.
 

when my wife calls me out for something like this my standard reply is that if I need any lip outta her I will pull down her pants.  

27 minutes ago, Snacks said:

2020 Supra is out today. somebody go get one.

hard pass.  that has to be the most disappointing re-launch of a great car.  I still cannot believe Toyota built the new supra out of the BMW parts bin.  It's unfathomable for a car maker like Toyota to do that, especially with their most recognizable performance car.  

Have a friend of a friend that might work for Toyota that moved to Texas.

He might have said his heart was broken when he first was brought in to see the plans for the Supra.

4 hours ago, pepper brooks said:

when my wife calls me out for something like this my standard reply is that if I need any lip outta her I will pull down her pants.  

There's a 50/50 chance I kill myself with 530 hp. That probably goes up to about 80% at 620 hp. I don't mind, this thing will do 0-60 in 3.9 seconds with 456 hp and I assume will be in the low-mid 3s with 530. That's plenty fast.

But I do like that response and will keep it in my arsenal for future reference. :)

19 hours ago, pepper brooks said:

hard pass.  that has to be the most disappointing re-launch of a great car.  I still cannot believe Toyota built the new supra out of the BMW parts bin.  It's unfathomable for a car maker like Toyota to do that, especially with their most recognizable performance car.  

I don't even give them the credit of building the Supra-- the whole car was contracted with inputs on tuning and sheetmetal to separate it from the Z4.  TMNA's HQ is in my backyard and I've ripped on the brand to their associates but it's clear TM is incapable of creating anything beyond appliances now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jbyzmtgU_0

Somewhere in this 9/11-explained-like BMW-Supra video the author cocked up to explain all about the Toyota-BMW partnership, a side-story evolves about the Kaizen principles Toyota exercised on BMW to make the B58 engine "Toyota-worthy" of precision, efficiency and reliability.

...then I'm reminded of the BRZ/FRS and struggle to maintain a straight face.

On 7/20/2019 at 11:35 PM, Chewbacca said:
On 7/20/2019 at 4:47 PM, HoustonHorn said:
Probably going with a 550i. Nice discount off the M and plenty fast. I still have young kids, so I'll save the M/Porsche life for when they are in college. I got called out for 73 in a 70 today.

 

550 can still get you in plenty of trouble. And you're invisible, which is nice.

I love my 535i w/ M package.  Sport+, paddle shifting and lots of speed.  I am a former GT3 track guy and this BMW will do anything you want for a street car.  

We just got a place in Miami so I’ll use the cars more.  Will ship 1-2 fun ones there for 9 months. In chicago it’s hard to properly enjoy them.  The few good months here I try to spend Saturdays on a boat - and not sober. 
As for why all the Lambos...I’m good friends w the owner of Gold Coast Bentley. He is the number 2 sales guy for Lambo in the country - impressive for Chicago.  He let’s me keep turning these in and barely hits me on the trade in.  
If I get something truly crazy it’s gonna be building out a Singer but there’s literally thousands of options and you need to stay involved through the buildout.  
Right now, I still work a lot and after we did our deal the PE group is paying for a full time driver (and the Maybach truck when it comes out!).  I spend 2-3 hrs on the road every day.  I come home and hit the gym...that eats up a whole day.  I stay caught up on calls and emails on the road and even get plenty of Surlytime.  Good setup   
So I guess it’s just that the Lambo’s are quick and easy.  And I don’t drive enough around here to get a truly crazy exotic.  But I’ve been in a Koennigsegg and they’re another level of badass.  
Shit that was a lot of detail.  Need to post in the wives thread about getting ready for a simple brunch...


I’ve got an empty garage slot at the new place in case you want to keep something here to take out on the north Georgia twisties. We have some terrible wineries that are fun to drive to.

I’m generous like that.

Filling that empty garage slot is on you now brah

X5 came in...picked it up yesterday.  22 hours in...so far, so good.

not that anyone doesn't know what they look like but...

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On 7/23/2019 at 1:48 PM, pepper brooks said:

hard pass.  that has to be the most disappointing re-launch of a great car.  I still cannot believe Toyota built the new supra out of the BMW parts bin.  It's unfathomable for a car maker like Toyota to do that, especially with their most recognizable performance car.  

and the next one is gonna be a mazda

28 minutes ago, sidis said:

not that anyone doesn't know what they look like but...

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Nicely done

45 minutes ago, sidis said:

not that anyone doesn't know what they look like but...

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Great looking vehicle.  I sincerely wish you better experiences with yours than I had with the 3 I owned.  They have always done a great job on exterior design.  Hopefully their electronics are functional.  

73 in a 70 is fucking nonsense. 
I'm vicariously annoyed on your behalf. 


Got ticketed for 71 in a 65 when I was sixteen. In a Volvo 240 wagon. With my parents. F the Virginia State Patrol.
6 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

 


 F the Virginia State Patrol.

 

Ah, I know them well

On 7/20/2019 at 5:47 PM, HoustonHorn said:

Probably going with a 550i. Nice discount off the M and plenty fast. I still have young kids, so I'll save the M/Porsche life for when they are in college. I got called out for 73 in a 70 today.
 

Switch the speedo to Kph....  check mate nerds Kids

6 hours ago, sidis said:

not that anyone doesn't know what they look like but...

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This is not a garage I would enjoy drinking beer alone in.

7 hours ago, sidis said:

not that anyone doesn't know what they look like but...

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sweet minivan, dad

48 minutes ago, Okie State said:

This is not a garage I would enjoy drinking beer alone in.

No shit. That’s the garage of an art dealer. 

He’s a minimalist. Jk.

Looks like the dealers garage.

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