February 27, 20205 yr How do I tame my ass hair to prevent assfro and the dreaded back treasure trail? Is the lawnmower any good? I have a bodygroom and hate it because I have the wrinkly dangly bag of an octogenarian. I'll hang up and listen.
February 27, 20205 yr Author 50 minutes ago, deadshank said: What does your boyfriend use? Salad tongs? he's a bear, completely au natural.
February 28, 20205 yr Trim with scissors once then use one of these every day in the shower. No cream needed but can lather with whatever soap you're using. Very serious post.
February 28, 20205 yr 26 minutes ago, BBQ2Bayou said: Trim with scissors once then use one of these every day in the shower. No cream needed but can lather with whatever soap you're using. Very serious post. For the op I would suggest whatever Sandusky's favorite soap is.
February 28, 20205 yr I once did the male Brazilian at a wax joint in Austin. Mostly because it’s really hard to shave the area around your corn shoot. Results were great, but it was 2 years ago and I haven’t done it since. Next level pain and awkwardness. Best thing is that you only have to wipe once after dumping. Wife liked it too. That’s great. But the pain. And one-sided nudity. Not awesome.
February 28, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Gucci_Suit said: I once did the male Brazilian at a wax joint in Austin. Mostly because it’s really hard to shave the area around your corn shoot. Results were great, but it was 2 years ago and I haven’t done it since. Next level pain and awkwardness. Best thing is that you only have to wipe once after dumping. Wife liked it too. That’s great. But the pain. And one-sided nudity. Not awesome. Gawd Damn this place is so fucking weird. Play on Playa
February 29, 20205 yr I once had my eyebrows waxed and it made me cry. I’m not letting anyone near my junk with that stuff
February 29, 20205 yr I used to manscape but now am all natural. Fuck it, I’m old and don’t give a shit anymore. My wife still wants my D so whatever. And if she’s getting other D on the side good for her. As long as I can get mine I’m good. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
February 29, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, Whatever said: I used to manscape but now am all natural. Fuck it, I’m old and don’t give a shit anymore. My wife still wants my D so whatever. And if she’s getting other D on the side good for her. As long as I can get mine I’m good. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Am I just tripping balls or is there/was there another prominent poster with this same avatar pic? I havent been here in months so maybe I'm just making shit up.
February 29, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I once had my eyebrows waxed and it made me cry. I’m not letting anyone near my junk with that stuff Try threading. You’ll cry like a little girl
February 29, 20205 yr Am I just tripping balls or is there/was there another prominent poster with this same avatar pic? I havent been here in months so maybe I'm just making shit up.Not sure, but it’s been my avatar since the beginning of Surly. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
February 29, 20205 yr Just be careful, nothing worse than accidentally nicking your taint or ballsack.
March 2, 20205 yr Author On 2/28/2020 at 8:40 PM, Hate said: Why would you want to shave your butthole? You dirty. i didn't say shave. i just want it tamed. sometimes that stuff braids itself together.
March 4, 20205 yr 23 hours ago, Kennythetiger said: I thought that was for crabs. Maybe so, but Flaming Dingleberries is a fantastic band name.
March 10, 20205 yr Male barber trimmed some of my chest hairs a couple weeks back while I was in the shop for a haircut. Without asking. I didn't notice it until the next day. MF'er.
March 10, 20205 yr How do you not notice someone cutting your chest hair? Did you take your shirt off and take some roofies?
March 10, 20205 yr On 3/2/2020 at 9:16 PM, Kennythetiger said: I thought that was for crabs. It is, but it will remove hair also. So I've been told...from a friend.
March 13, 20205 yr Trim with scissors once then use one of these every day in the shower. No cream needed but can lather with whatever soap you're using. Very serious post. Every day? Nah.....just nah.
March 15, 20205 yr On 3/2/2020 at 7:20 PM, Alex Karev said: Try Hair spray and a Bic Lighter. Just wait until you have to fart. No hairspray needed.
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