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Sorry, I should have included that they are all short term cap gains.  Good point on cap gains taxes potentially going up.  If my plan is to hold some long term for a potential moonshot then I may as well take the hit on the most profitable shares now.  Although if TSNP goes to $10, it's not going to make that much of a difference if I bought the shares at $.31 or if I bought them today at $.87.
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It will if your bought 3x much.
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Gotta love how you can drop 40% in 30 mins and somehow not trigger 1 circuit breaker???

52 minutes ago, Bone3421 said:

Gotta love how you can drop 40% in 30 mins and somehow not trigger 1 circuit breaker???

That only works to protect hedge funds.

This WKHS usps contract stupidity is great watching. Wkhs was the only full EV bidder left for redoing the USPS fleet, shares were trading as if they were a shoe in.... it went to Oshkosh (no idea) and WKHS fell 60%. but Oshkosh/DeJoy said it’d be a mix of hybrid and EV, Congress got pissy and raised hell it’s not full EV. This caused WKHS to bounce 25% and saw something about kathie wood is back on wkhs too [emoji23]

On 12/17/2020 at 9:11 PM, Blotto said:

It seems so obvious that I'm sure I'll somehow lose my ass on it, but I'm in on a couple of DASH puts on principle alone. Aug 21 expiry to let Covid run its course a bit more, but jumping in now in case the market somehow comes to its senses (I know not likely). 120 strike at $20 per contract. Cant wait to see this bitch run to $300 now.  

DASH - TTM Revenue $2.24B, Net income -$226M, Market cap  $50B

GRUB - TTM Revenue $1.7B, Net income -$109M, Market cap - $6.6B

FDX - TTM Revenue $75B, Net income $1.7B, Market cap - $75B

UPS - TTM Revenue $80B, Net income $4.5B, Market cap - $147B

 

So this investment gamble has pretty much been a bust so far. At the time of that post, DASH closed at $155. It ran up as high as $256 because the market is unhinged, before settling down around $166 today before they announced earnings. Now trading around $145 after hours, so that gives you some idea of the results.

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They didn't forecast revenue for FY 2021 but did forecast 2021 Marketplace GOV (Gross order value) to be in the range of $30-$33 billion . If you consider Q4 Marketplace GOV was $8.2B that doesnt imply much room for revenue growth in 2021. So how is this POS ever going to make money? 

I considered doubling up when the contract price dropped below $10 last week, but decided not to get buried even further as there seems to be a lot of love for this dogshit company. I may be back to break even by tomorrow ($20), we'll see. And the lockup expires march 9th,  So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. On the flip side this comment I read on reddit about buying DASH puts is oh so true....

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Exactly. Basic financial principles left this market long ago. You can't out maneuver a tribe of chimps. They will pin you down and rip your testes off.

 

Seems like if Dash can't make money in a pandemic, their future doesn't look too promising.

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

WTF is going on today?  I am so tired of this shitty market.  

We need a real 7-10% pull back before a large run the rest of the year.  Not sure this will end up that drop.  Just look at it as taking our medicine.  
 

I actually believe that BS.  We’ll see.  

18 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

We need a real 7-10% pull back before a large run the rest of the year.  Not sure this will end up that drop.  Just look at it as taking our medicine.  
 

I actually believe that BS.  We’ll see.  

Yeah, I have lost more than 7-10%.  More like 30%, which fucking blows.  I know it is my play account, but I want to make enough in this account to fund trips in 2022, and that shit isn't  happening.

20 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

We need a real 7-10% pull back before a large run the rest of the year.  Not sure this will end up that drop.  Just look at it as taking our medicine.  
 

I actually believe that BS.  We’ll see.  

Yup. We're like 3% off all time market highs. not the end of the world. Market looks like its gonna be all over the place today. 

Every time I've pulled money out on a big dip, I missed out on big gains within 90 days. Not doing it this time.

 

4 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Every time I've pulled money out on a big dip, I missed out on big gains within 90 days. Not doing it this time.

 

Does not compute

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Does not compute

Should've clarified to protect the gains I had left during the dip.

 

 

Every time I've pulled money out on a big dip, I missed out on big gains within 90 days. Not doing it this time.
 

90 days is a damn eternity for me in my active account. I have alpp from December and feels like a 50 year marriage
57 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

WTF is going on today?  I am so tired of this shitty market.  

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53 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Every time I've pulled money out on a big dip, I missed out on big gains within 90 days. Not doing it this time.

 

I just don’t pull money.  Only time was day before hoops tourney was cancelled and I got lucky because I reinvested in more covid stocks even though I got back in 5% above where I pulled out.  But that’s the only time in my life and I’ll try not to again until I’m an old bastard.  ‘Buy the dip, faget’ is what I try to stick with.  Definitely not easy.  
 

With BTC I set buy and sells often and am net positive vs staying in but it’s volatile as all hell.  
 

 

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

What the fuck is going on with Gamestop?

Par for the course?

29 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

What the fuck is going on with Gamestop?

Pretty much the sentence of the month there.

What the fuck is going on with Gamestop?
Fuckery
9 minutes ago, Bone3421 said:
1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:
What the fuck is going on with Gamestop?

Fuckery

Yeah, I got fucked on some call options.  I did what I was going to do yesterday this AM, and just got completely fucked.  :(

Noticed the following recap on Volkswagen's earnings release. For 2020, they made $10 billion in profit. They also sold 422K EVs (which was 200 % increase YoY). I compare that to Tesla with $720 million in profit and sales of 510K EVs. They now sell more EVs in Europe than Tesla, yet Tesla still has a market cap greater than 6 times that of Volkswagen. When you consider the VW, porsche, and audi brands, my guess is they will easily pass Tesla in EV sales this year. Its getting harder and harder for me to resist buying some leap puts on Tesla. Yeah the market can stay irrational for long periods of time, but as more auto manufacturers come to scale in EVs, tesla's revenue stream of zev credits goes away, so do their profits. I guess Elon buying BTC is the differentiator?

Edit - apparently some of that VW annual sales figure are hybrids, not pure EVs, but it doesnt really change my thinking much. 

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12 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Noticed the following recap on Volkswagen's earnings release. For 2020, they made $10 billion in profit. They also sold 422K EVs (which was 200 % increase YoY). I compare that to Tesla with $720 million in profit and sales of 510K EVs. They now sell more EVs in Europe than Tesla, yet Tesla still has a market cap greater than 6 times that of Volkswagen. When you consider the VW, porsche, and audi brands, my guess is they will easily pass Tesla in EV sales this year. Its getting harder and harder for me to resist buying some leap puts on Tesla. Yeah the market can stay irrational for long periods of time, but as more auto manufacturers come to scale in EVs, tesla's revenue stream of zev credits goes away, so do their profits. I guess Elon buying BTC is the differentiator?

Edit - apparently some of that VW annual sales figure are hybrids, not pure EVs, but it doesnt really change my thinking much. 

bUt TeSlA iSn'T jUsT a CaR cOmPaNy.

-every Tesla owner I know

I tripped the FINRA daytrading rules today. Oops.
Well I guess the good news is I dont think you pay taxes on losses
7 hours ago, SuperSport said:

bUt TeSlA iSn'T jUsT a CaR cOmPaNy.

-every Tesla owner I know

The one thing I would look at beyond EVs is the solar roof they're starting to roll out. Looks like they've finally settled on one design, so they might start to see some traction there. Hopefully, they can manufacture that a bit more competently from the jump because it looks like a really good product long term.

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7 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I tripped the FINRA daytrading rules today. Oops.

90 days or do you have sufficient capital?

Have you been sent to timeout?
Not yet. I definitely crossed the sheet number, making 6 in 5 trading days. Maybe I didn't meet the value/volume requirement.
90 days or do you have sufficient capital?
Not in that account. And remember, time out means you just cannot make anymore day trades. You are still OK for other activity.
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Happy 1st birthday to Surly Stonks - can't believe the ride, and the children of this thread (penny stonk and derivatives - though penny stonk took a wayward turn while I've been on vacation and I have to figure out how to talk to that one (what the hell is discord and how to I tree-fiddy?)

Really tempting to roll my current winnings on uuuuu calls into Jan 23 leaps, spreads aren’t great but they’re still really damn cheap if this company is even remotely legit/competent

Restaked on uuuu and uranium in general after reading up more. Bought Jan 23 calls on uuuu and ccj, and rebought some uuuu July calls as well at $10 strike as opposed to $5 I had previously in case green new deal gets cozy with nuclear.

5 hours ago, bluto said:

Really tempting to roll my current winnings on uuuuu calls into Jan 23 leaps, spreads aren’t great but they’re still really damn cheap if this company is even remotely legit/competent

My UUUU calls are all in the red at the moment.  Hoping I see some reversals of that this week.

Was not aware that SOXL had planned a 15:1 split...it implemented overnight, I nearly shit a brick when I saw the price this morning.

19 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

My UUUU calls are all in the red at the moment.  Hoping I see some reversals of that this week.

UUUU back to 6 bucks +.81.  A 15% move to the upside.  

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UUUU and NOVN giving me life after a slow ~10 days (and snopocalypse). What the hell is up with NK though? Back under $30.

I think the NK burst to 45 may have been shorts who were getting squeezed.  Today, the J&J announcement with Merck is weighing on vaccine biotechs (although NK is, predominantly, a cancer play with the Covid vaccine as a bonus). NK is under the 20 day ema at 30.06 if it doesn't reverse into the close.  The next support would be at 26.  Remember, any good news on the cancer front can turn NK on a dime.

UUUU back to 6 bucks +.81.  A 15% move to the upside.  
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What’s your take on their partnering company that caused this increase? Worth throwing a few coins on them as well?
10 hours ago, bluto said:


What’s your take on their partnering company that caused this increase? Worth throwing a few coins on them as well?

NOPMF - Neo Performance Materials.  Doesn't trade much volume.  No debt, little short interest.  Might be worth a spec position.  I would not take a large position.

22 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Gotta love the after lunch to 3:00 market bullshit.  Gets tiring.  Down over 10% since noon.  Fuckers.

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