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Gotta love the after lunch to 3:00 market bullshit.  Gets tiring.  Down over 10% since noon.  Fuckers.
Join the dark side....sell everything and yolo it in gme....joking??? maybe????
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Anyone here following ASRT? Does it fit the stonk category?

I'm curious about this one because it's seen a lot of volatility in the last month or so and has some interest with the robinhood reddit crowd and the company reports earnings next Thurs after market close. I'm bearish on it because I see a sell off after earnings but would like to get some chart input from any of you so inclined to take a look.

 

28 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Bond yields and Powell are killing me.  

However, probably a massive opportunity coming if you can free up $$$.

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4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

This week is fucking killing me. 

Since opening on February 11 has been killing me. Total portfolio value of about 32k to 22.5k.  So almost 10k in losses.  

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Since opening on February 11 has been killing me. Total portfolio value of about 32k to 22.5k.  So almost 10k in losses.  

And these are my play portfolios.  

9 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Since opening on February 11 has been killing me. Total portfolio value of about 32k to 22.5k.  So almost 10k in losses.  

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Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

first time GIF

First time in years.  I stayed out at first due to getting burned badly in 2007/2008.  Then, by the time I was starting to get back in, I had to liquidate for Independence issues (Was executive level at Big 4 and that is no joke).  Just got back in this last March because I had free cash.  It is addicting.

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Give us advanced warning before you get back in next time.

I got in last March.  Right after the big dip.  So it was a nice ride up.  I did well.  The last three weeks however....fuck.

Sooo... I've been holding onto cash.  Should I dump it all into TSLA right now or is this going to keep tanking?  I know nothing about stonks but I always fucking miss out on the dips...

1 hour ago, victory88 said:

Sooo... I've been holding onto cash.  Should I dump it all into TSLA right now or is this going to keep tanking?  I know nothing about stonks but I always fucking miss out on the dips...

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16 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Got any stock tips before you go?

The Lord loves a working man, don't trust whitey, see a doctor and get rid of it. Buy low, sell high.

4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Losing a few grand every day is really fucking fun. 

If only

Losing a few grand every day is really fucking fun. 
What if I told you of a stock that is up 127% this month and 41% for the week....
1 minute ago, Bone3421 said:
15 minutes ago, Anastasis said:
Losing a few grand every day is really fucking fun. 

What if I told you of a stock that is up 127% this month and 41% for the week....

Is it that one GME stock?

On 3/3/2021 at 6:31 AM, Trey3216 said:

I need some RKT and TLRY double-Dutch today.  

Looks like this week I've gotten double-Dutch ovened by RKT and TLRY.  Fuck me.  I should have just gone into pattern day trading jail for 90 days on Tuesday and taken my $$ rather than get beat over the head like a clubbed baby seal. 

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

This is the giant sell off.  Convert what you can to cash.  Take the lumps.

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54 minutes ago, Bone3421 said:
1 hour ago, Anastasis said:
Losing a few grand every day is really fucking fun. 

What if I told you of a stock that is up 127% this month and 41% for the week....

Can you tell me last month?

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

This is the giant sell off.  Convert what you can to cash.  Take the lumps.

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1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Losing a few grand every day is really fucking fun. 

More like a car daily. Being rich sucks. 

20 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

This is the giant sell off.  Convert what you can to cash.  Take the lumps.

No way .  Diamond hands here.

30 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

This is the giant sell off.  Convert what you can to cash.  Take the lumps.

2-3 weeks ago was the time to convert to cash, now is the time to make your money. Of course, I also thought that same thing last week and earlier this week, so what do I know.

37 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Looks like this week I've gotten double-Dutch ovened by RKT and TLRY.  Fuck me.  I should have just gone into pattern day trading jail for 90 days on Tuesday and taken my $$ rather than get beat over the head like a clubbed baby seal. 

Still trying to decide if I should take my lumps on RKT ands sell, or hope it goes back to the mid 30's in a couple of wees. I don't even care about the upcoming dividends.

Can you tell me last month?
I kinda did....posted a few times that 40$ was the floor and expected a bump soon
11 minutes ago, Bone3421 said:
51 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:
Can you tell me last month?

I kinda did....posted a few times that 40$ was the floor and expected a bump soon

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22 hours ago, victory88 said:

Sooo... I've been holding onto cash.  Should I dump it all into TSLA right now or is this going to keep tanking?  I know nothing about stonks but I always fucking miss out on the dips...

If NK dips under $24 again, buy it.  BUY.  IT.  

LOL, and now I am green.  What a totally rational market. 

42 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

LOL, and now I am green.  What a totally rational market. 

That’s why you gosta have diamonds.

54 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

LOL, and now I am green.  What a totally rational market. 

I am happy having only lost 2% today.  It was brutal at midday.

Up 4% on the day, was down 13% at one point. Had several 40%+ returns today, so I cashed some things out that had returned to positive to lower my spread and get some cash available for whatever pile of crap hits next week. 

What a day. Went from questioning my entire existence to being solidly in the green. This shit makes no sense. Rough days aren't over but I think I see land on the horizon

We all know it's a gamble but if you have the cash might be a good idea to get some gme...those reddit guys are not selling and with the stimulus being passed it doesnt take a rocket scientist to know they are going to pump a lot of that into the stock....I already planned it out and got in at 40 with my "stimulus" early

On 3/6/2021 at 2:54 PM, Hank_Hill said:

Done messing with it

1234. It’s by far my biggest loss on the year. By a multiple of 10

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