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This thread has never regained it's mojo from when RCRanger was leading us to victory after victory.

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My shares of HMBL have gone from $3,300 to $40. Lol what an epic piece of shit.

There were never going to be many winners in 2022 and probably not many in 2023. It's all about your portfolio surviving right now as small caps are the first to go in downturns. You could throw a dart and pick a winner in the last half of 2020 and all of 2021. We are paying for that now. 

10 hours ago, TornACL said:

My shares of HMBL have gone from $3,300 to $40. Lol what an epic piece of shit.

Not a lot of potential in the OTC these days, but I do believe HVCW and CYBL are worth watching. HMBL had it's better days in 2021, at least for me.

On 10/17/2022 at 6:55 PM, StassneyHorn said:

Had the real-life internet scenario play out today in regards to if you had 10k today to invest, where should you go.

Only answer is I Bonds, right? No high interest debt at the moment.

Or just bet Padres to win NLCS?

 

I opened two I Bond accounts in 2020 and have been maxing them every year and will do it again in Jan. The Nov reset might go over 10%. Can't beat that with a rubber dick considering the lack of risk.

Since October 10th, the price of uranium has jumped from $47.08 to $52.65/lb.  In that same period, UUUU has moved from 6.15 to 7.  The price of uranium is going higher as is the sp of UUUU.  Holding 30,000 shares of UUUU @ 5.64.

37 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Since October 10th, the price of uranium has jumped from $47.08 to $52.65/lb.  In that same period, UUUU has moved from 6.15 to 7.  The price of uranium is going higher as is the sp of UUUU.  Holding 30,000 shares of UUUU @ 5.64.

Until it doesn’t and continues to be a sheep to the overall market bullshit. 

Lol.  Not luring me back in to that pile of shit.   No sir.  

 

No way.  


Well maybe…

On 10/21/2022 at 4:19 PM, bluto said:

Until it doesn’t and continues to be a sheep to the overall market bullshit. 

UUUU and IBRX are both up 11% the past week. "Coincidentally". Instead of buying shares in either, I should be betting that next week they will both drop over 5% and it will have nothing to do with the price of uranium. 

1 hour ago, BurdineBandit said:

UUUU and IBRX are both up 11% the past week. "Coincidentally". Instead of buying shares in either, I should be betting that next week they will both drop over 5% and it will have nothing to do with the price of uranium. 

"IBRX has discovered a cure for radiation poisoning in coordination with UUUU."

17 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

"IBRX has discovered a cure for radiation poisoning in coordination with UUUU."

No no, IBRX would tank on that kind of news 

Even better, 4u is moving in opposition to the green numbers today. Strong. 

IBRX up 60% over the past 6 months. Unfortunately it's gonna take a lot more than that to recover

On 10/20/2022 at 4:03 PM, Capt. Squints said:

I opened two I Bond accounts in 2020 and have been maxing them every year and will do it again in Jan. The Nov reset might go over 10%. Can't beat that with a rubber dick considering the lack of risk.

November adjustment was down to 6.89% 

6 months at 9.68% and then next 6 at 6.89%. Feeling great

7 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

November adjustment was down to 6.89% 

6 months at 9.68% and then next 6 at 6.89%. Feeling great

I'm surprised it dropped like it did. I think they're trying to tamp down demand for the little fuckers. I'll still take it though.

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8 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

November adjustment was down to 6.89% 

6 months at 9.68% and then next 6 at 6.89%. Feeling great

 

56 minutes ago, Capt. Squints said:

I'm surprised it dropped like it did. I think they're trying to tamp down demand for the little fuckers. I'll still take it though.

not that these are great rates for bonds - but they have to be the most unstonkiest of investments that anyone could find
perhaps you should start a thread for things that are actually sound investment advice and stop polluting this thread that is about things like IBRX, how to catch a falling knife, should I invest in the Inverse Cramer fund or the Inverse Wally fund?

30 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Can you get AMY straightened out or not?

I plan to hold AMYZF until they commercialize or are bought out.  The tests of their pilot plant appear to be going well.  Once the plant is successful, that opens up opportunities for a JV or buyout.  

ASTS / AST Spacemobile, a company intending to create satellite based cell phone service, eliminating dead zones, has a big event coming up on Thursday this week. 
their first satellite is due to unfurl it’s antenna on Nov 10. Success in this endeavor would likely create a nice pop for the stock price. 

On 10/10/2022 at 8:50 AM, Wally Fairway said:

now do IBRX 🤣

What IBRX  doing?

Pulled the plug on my Surlyhorns investment portfolio. Decided to harvest some losses to offset some some property deals. Someone send up the bat signal if anything starts looking promising.

15 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

What IBRX  doing?

poop GIF

14 hours ago, Brew said:

Pulled the plug on my Surlyhorns investment portfolio. Decided to harvest some losses to offset some some property deals. Someone send up the bat signal if anything starts looking promising.

Never go Full Wally

ASTS / AST Spacemobile, a company intending to create satellite based cell phone service, eliminating dead zones, has a big event coming up on Thursday this week. 
their first satellite is due to unfurl it’s antenna on Nov 10. Success in this endeavor would likely create a nice pop for the stock price. 

Satellite based cell phone service compatible with legacy cell phones, based in a building at the Midland, TX airport. I tried to sell them redundant fiber backhaul but they didn't have enough money.

Still, will be following them.
On 11/7/2022 at 4:00 PM, Harrison Stafford said:

RVPH has moved from .69 in August closing today at 5.81.  If it backs up to 4.50, I'm in.

In for 2000 shares of RVPH @ 4.25.  

In for 2000 shares of RVPH @ 4.25.  

Fuck it. I’m back in the stonk game as of yesterday. Bought 1000 @ 4.34 yesterday. In pure stonk fashion, I didn’t even look up what this company does until after I clicked buy.
17 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

In pure stonk fashion, I didn’t even look up what this company does until after I clicked buy.

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5 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


Fuck it. I’m back in the stonk game as of yesterday. Bought 1000 @ 4.34 yesterday. In pure stonk fashion, I didn’t even look up what this company does until after I clicked buy.

This Is The Way GIF

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6 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


Fuck it. I’m back in the stonk game as of yesterday. Bought 1000 @ 4.34 yesterday. In pure stonk fashion, I didn’t even look up what this company does until after I clicked buy.

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just dipped my toes in stonks for the first time yesterday and am already realizing my problems.  how do you deal with the massive spreads of these stupid things?  I'm realizing i'm seeing bid prices for half of the market price.

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On 12/2/2022 at 11:15 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

You just ride it until all of the money is gone. STONKS!

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On 12/2/2022 at 8:44 AM, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

just dipped my toes in stonks for the first time yesterday and am already realizing my problems.  how do you deal with the massive spreads of these stupid things?  I'm realizing i'm seeing bid prices for half of the market price.

Just put your buy order in below the offer. Likewise, put your sell orders in above the bid. Patience is often rewarded. 

Carvana was trading in the $260's a year ago. Currently under $4. Oh well, I guess they can always hope for another $1T of stimulus cash and near zero interest rates in the near future before they go bankrupt. 

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On 12/4/2022 at 6:30 PM, TonyTexas said:

Just put your buy order in below the offer. Likewise, put your sell orders in above the bid. Patience is often rewarded. 

And when your but order hits, did to the dip then you put in a new buy order, even lower, to buy the new/continuum on the dip.

This is a life lesson in averaging down (or as we call it, the oblivion death march)

9 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

And when your butt order hits,

fixed.

On 12/7/2022 at 9:43 AM, Blotto said:

Carvana was trading in the $260's a year ago. Currently under $4. Oh well, I guess they can always hope for another $1T of stimulus cash and near zero interest rates in the near future before they go bankrupt. 

i've done that with upstart.  i bought at 120 and now its 19.  i'm certain this business model that i have no idea how it is supposed to work is going to catch on any second

I am also holding UPST and waiting for the Lambo and yacht.

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12 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

The godfathers of stonks are in trouble. 

 

$100 million dollar scheme - SBF laughs at those paupers

I wonder whether there would be interest in a more generalized investment thread discussion. I’ve gone down a rabbit hole on bond funds over the last few months and I think many folks would be interested in that discussion. Plus other retirement planning topics might be of interest. Any thoughts?

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