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I don’t really read Reddit. Their formatting is like banging your head against a wall. But spent a few minutes on there. “Weaponized autism” is right. 

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Melvin didn't get out. That report was complete bullshit.

18 minutes ago, ZB'Tejas said:

What's the Robinhood draw? easier? don't need special approval to trade options?

 

A friend shared a link to join Robinhood and we both got a free stock when I funded the account. I guess it’s random and it was one share of Ford (F). I also wanted to keep it on a separate platform as my primary accounts. I started with $700. 
 

It is really easy to use and you can buy crypto on it...but I go all in on one stock at a time. Unfortunately I can’t OTC and had to open a TD account for that.

 

Thanks to this thread and Stocktwits...I’ve done ok so far.

So back in the day of our stock contest I fucked around with DPLS, mainly because it was bouncing between .0001 and .0002. I actually executed that trade a few times on Etrade, but the volume was falling and it became hard to buy/sell so i kind of forgot about it. Just noticed that fucker at .015 this morning. Probably should held, lulz.

This about sums out my feelings toward the shorts stuck in this. They've taken my money plenty of times

If He Dies Ivan Drago GIF

That said yall option traders be crazy and I hope you get rich. I'll stick to my pennies

17 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

A friend shared a link to join Robinhood and we both got a free stock when I funded the account. I guess it’s random and it was one share of Ford (F). I also wanted to keep it on a separate platform as my primary accounts. I started with $700. 
 

It is really easy to use and you can buy crypto on it...but I go all in on one stock at a time. Unfortunately I can’t OTC and had to open a TD account for that.

 

Thanks to this thread and Stocktwits...I’ve done ok so far.

I have a buddy always trying to send me his link to join but I never have. TD has always done fine for me and does not go down like Robinhood on those busy Autist days. I guess a separate "play" account might be a good idea.

It's disappointing that I chose to concentrate on my job over the last year rather than this board and wsb... the latter two would have been way more lucrative

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checking pre-market and the only thing I own that is green is, can you guess?

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ALPP

 

2 minutes ago, ZB'Tejas said:

It's disappointing that I chose to concentrate on my job over the last year rather than this board and wsb... the latter two would have been way more lucrative

I feel you. I've made 400% my annual salary in the last 2 months just doing a little here and there on coffee breaks from March - November and DD in the evenings. I spent more time posting on surly about it than actually trading... 

What is the target for TSNP? All of the GME talk and I can’t find the consensus on TSNP. Thanks for the help!!

3 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

What is the target for TSNP? All of the GME talk and I can’t find the consensus on TSNP. Thanks for the help!!

I have no idea, I'm just not even looking at it personally. I took it off my trading view on ThinkorSwim and have alerts on major dips or runs, so that I hold it. Trying not to make the mistake I did on ALPP selling 50% so early. I'm already on free shares why the hell not let it just grow into a potential monster. That said I would buy more if it went back to the $0.20s, but I would also rather never let it see that again

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5 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

checking pre-market and the only thing I own that is green is, can you guess?

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ALPP

 

How do you do hidden comments?

These autists are going to break the stock market aren't they?

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Just now, Tailgate said:

How do you do hidden comments?

highlight the text and format with the icon that looks like an eye, three from right in editor panel. 

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5 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

How do you do hidden comments?

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it is the eye icon in the tool bar on the post a reply box

 

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*blockbuster punches it's cold rotted hand out of the grave while lightning strikes*

canceled my AMC buy, but kept IRM (actually slightly DOWN premarket) and baby (only up ~10% premarket, although we'll see what I fill at).

8 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

These autists are going to break the stock market aren't they?

Right, maybe this is what creates the massive sell off giving us all good entries on real stocks. I'm not ready to exit that stonklife

8 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

These autists are going to break the stock market aren't they?

I’d give them a standing ovation after I shit myself and cried.

4 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I’d give them a standing ovation after I shit myself and cried.

These CNBC guys seem really butthurt right now.  Not a good look, imo. 

3 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

CNBC talking heads this morning days Melvin Capital is retiring they are out of GME 

No idea of true or PR, but GME drops on that report

 

 

Yeah premarket when GME was at $340. Uh huh, sure

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a round of applause for the autists and retards of WSB
GME 5 day chart, as of today's open

GME-1-27-21-open

My options value wont update from yesterday. I think they broke it.

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

My options value wont update from yesterday. I think they broke it.

I am not getting options prices on schwab right now.  

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1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

My options value wont update from yesterday. I think they broke it.

Schwab is showing GME options, across the board, with no prices - shit seems to be borked up pretty bad

I'm guessing the market maker for the options likely has some imbalance issues and software can't figure shit out

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2 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Schwab is showing GME options, across the board, with no prices - shit seems to be borked up pretty bad

Tin foil hat time.  I would be fucking pissed if I had an active position. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Tin foil hat time.  I would be fucking pissed if I had an active position. 

Yep. Wall Street called in a favor

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Holy fuck, somebody broke the system

AMC up 150%
BBBY up 130% trading halted
FIZZ up 30%
DDS up 20%
IRM up 15%

I need to make a new tracker list - call it the "Fuck Melvin" list

16 hours ago, Blotto said:

Friday $370 SPY Puts (implying a ~3.5% drop) seemed pretty cheap ($0.22) so I bought a chunk. In reality, GME is probably way too insignificant to really to spark a contagion, but what the hell. Im still pissed for not buying the $80 calls I had loaded up this morning. I tripped over my panties on the way to hit "enter" and now look at me.....gambling on SPY puts like a degen. 

Sold 20 % of those puts to cover the cost of the investment and then some. got 80% left to see if this turns into something. 

 

26 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

These autists are going to break the stock market aren't they?

Good. These aggressive shorters are criminals.

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3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Sold 20 % of those puts to cover the cost of the investment and then some. got 80% left to see if this turns into something. 

 

contagion is real, great move on your part

 

I managed to get into IRM at $33.40, that was the only one that I felt I wasn't too late to the party.

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