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Oh, he didn't know?  

I would guess the Wheel of Fish

We gonna finally start makin' it rain in recruiting !

46 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

A dick?

Not a bag and not headed to Norman or I guess Dallas now.

51 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

A dick?

Step 1: Cut a hole in the box.

Most likely Al Capone's personal shit, computer, phone, etc

Police escort of a truckload of n65 masks and respirators. 

55 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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You're a lucky, lucky little boy!

next shipment of popeye's chicken sandwiches

23 minutes ago, Iceman said:

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Yella' bellies for the win!

8 pallets of n95 masks headed to the police precinct for distribution and then second hand sale at a tidy margin. 

47 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

8 pallets of n95 masks headed to the police precinct for distribution and then second hand sale at a tidy margin. 

we got all 4 pallets of n95 masks in, chief!

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1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

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Was gonna post this earlier.  Thought we were slippin, said Coronavirus trippin over here 

There's a disturbing lack of UHF fans on this site.

On 2/28/2020 at 12:07 PM, Shoxthemonkey said:

Schrodinger's dog

WTF happened to the cat ?!

Cat's in a much smaller box. I should have said horse or elephant to do justice to the joke.

13 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Cat's in a much smaller box. I should have said horse or elephant to do justice to the joke.

Could have been a really really big cat.

On 2/28/2020 at 11:36 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Infected bodies headed to the incinerator

If only.

8 hours ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Cat's in a much smaller box. I should have said horse or elephant to do justice to the joke.

Cat’s in a bag 

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