February 29, 20205 yr Me: (struggling with her bra) Wow, this thing is really on! Her: My dad picked it out for me.
February 29, 20205 yr In the heat of it in a pleading moan... ”Hurrrrrry....before daddy comes home & catches me in your room.”. She was crazy. I mean batshit crazy. Damn I miss her sometimes though. Edited February 29, 20205 yr by Marfa Low Crown 2020 daddy issue thread?
February 29, 20205 yr 57 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said: Her: mmmmmm... yours tastes sweet! So how was the rim job?
February 29, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said: So how was the rim job? She was only 16 (so was I) so not that great.
February 29, 20205 yr 6 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said: Can you see my Adam's apple? oh shit, you are the winner.
February 29, 20205 yr In the heat of it in a pleading moan... ”Hurrrrrry....before daddy comes home & catches me in your room.”. She was crazy. I mean batshit crazy. Damn I miss her sometimes though. West virginia holla?
February 29, 20205 yr Popular Post Let me preface this with the fact that I've been married 16 years and I have three kids, so sex can be anything from wild monkey sex to a 5 min quickie. Depends on the situation and available time. My wife does a good job of keeping things fresh, but sometimes it's more of a pressure relief than a drawn-out event. Last week, Aunt Flo was in town, so my wife offered up a BJ. I gladly accepted. Just before beginning, she said, "do you think your mom still gives your dad head?" I'm usually not one to let things distract me, but I gotta admit, this got into my head. I powered through, though. Just took some serious mind shifting.
February 29, 20205 yr 16 minutes ago, Spaulding Smails said: Let me preface this with the fact that I've been married 16 years and I have three kids, so sex can be anything from wild monkey sex to a 5 min quickie. Depends on the situation and available time. My wife does a good job of keeping things fresh, but sometimes it's more of a pressure relief than a drawn-out event. Last week, Aunt Flo was in town, so my wife offered up a BJ. I gladly accepted. Just before beginning, she said, "do you think your mom still gives your dad head?" I'm usually not one to let things distract me, but I gotta admit, this got into my head. I powered through, though. Just took some serious mind shifting. Haha sounds like she likes a challenge.
February 29, 20205 yr 51 minutes ago, Spaulding Smails said: Let me preface this with the fact that I've been married 16 years and I have three kids, so sex can be anything from wild monkey sex to a 5 min quickie. Depends on the situation and available time. My wife does a good job of keeping things fresh, but sometimes it's more of a pressure relief than a drawn-out event. Last week, Aunt Flo was in town, so my wife offered up a BJ. I gladly accepted. Just before beginning, she said, "do you think your mom still gives your dad head?" I'm usually not one to let things distract me, but I gotta admit, this got into my head. I powered through, though. Just took some serious mind shifting. nm Edited February 29, 20205 yr by Iceman
February 29, 20205 yr 17 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said: In the heat of it in a pleading moan... ”Hurrrrrry....before daddy comes home & catches me in your room.”. She was crazy. I mean batshit crazy. Damn I miss her sometimes though. So what's your sister's name? She sounds kinky.
February 29, 20205 yr 7 hours ago, Spaulding Smails said: Let me preface this with the fact that I've been married 16 years and I have three kids, so sex can be anything from wild monkey sex to a 5 min quickie. Depends on the situation and available time. My wife does a good job of keeping things fresh, but sometimes it's more of a pressure relief than a drawn-out event. Last week, Aunt Flo was in town, so my wife offered up a BJ. I gladly accepted. Just before beginning, she said, "do you think your mom still gives your dad head?" I'm usually not one to let things distract me, but I gotta admit, this got into my head. I powered through, though. Just took some serious mind shifting. You know that she said that hoping that you couldn't power through, and she wouldn't have to go through with the BJ, don't you?
February 29, 20205 yr “Spit in my mouth.” Which was taken literally. I was a young man. Edited February 29, 20205 yr by BearCountry11
February 29, 20205 yr Popular Post Got after it with old girlfriend the second we got in the door. Pulling of clothes, grabbing, groping, tugging and pulling. She was all ready to rock after a black tie shindig and some champagne. We just couldn’t get after it fast enough. As I’m thrusting into her I notice her toes are curling up and as I de-thrust I notice her toes uncurl. After 2-3 minutes of this action, she says “deadshank, take my panty hose off, would you?”
February 29, 20205 yr 43 minutes ago, deadshank said: Got after it with old girlfriend the second we got in the door. Pulling of clothes, grabbing, groping, tugging and pulling. She was all ready to rock after a black tie shindig and some champagne. We just couldn’t get after it fast enough. As I’m thrusting into her I notice her toes are curling up and as I de-thrust I notice her toes uncurl. After 2-3 minutes of this action, she says “deadshank, take my panty hose off, would you?” This thread delivers
March 1, 20205 yr 5 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said: "Does this mean I'll get backstage passes?" she said that to you?
March 1, 20205 yr For 2-1/2... 3 years, I was stage manager for a band in Fort Lauderdale. I also ran around in the same circles as Brian Warner before he got fameous & Saigon Kick were 2 warehouse bays over from us. She wanted to hang @ some of our gigs.
March 1, 20205 yr Baby, punch me in the face. No, not a baby slap, a hard punch. (I didn’t)That was a one night stand to remember.
March 1, 20205 yr 13 minutes ago, Stunns38 said: Baby, punch me in the face. No, not a baby slap, a hard punch. (I didn’t) That was a one night stand to remember. Yeah, I dodged a bullet with a chick once who told me in advance that she liked that kinda shit. I knew right then that it was a 1 way ticket to an aggravated assault or rape charge & ended all contact pretty quickly after that.
March 1, 20205 yr Author 1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said: For 2-1/2... 3 years, I was stage manager for a band in Fort Lauderdale. I also ran around in the same circles as Brian Warner before he got fameous & Saigon Kick were 2 warehouse bays over from us. She wanted to hang @ some of our gigs. So love really was on the way
March 1, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said: This thread delivers It's definitely delivering 50 year old jokes.
March 1, 20205 yr 4 hours ago, ROFL BOX said: For 2-1/2... 3 years, I was stage manager for a band in Fort Lauderdale. I also ran around in the same circles as Brian Warner before he got fameous & Saigon Kick were 2 warehouse bays over from us. She wanted to hang @ some of our gigs. oh I thought she wanted to do butt stuff to you.
March 1, 20205 yr 6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said: Don't pull out, I have an IUD. God bless that girl.
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