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  • ChiTownDoc
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    Lol.  Yeah, you’re handling it really well.  😂 Thinking foreign governments overseeing our elections is idiotic makes me Kid Rock.  Well, of course it does!  I mean, to you, anyone to the right o

  • I agree with everything you said. But also to add, Joe and the Dems are going to completely fuck Putin as soon as he gets in the White House. Revenge against Russia is my only objective as a voter and

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11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

If this is what matters in this idiocracy world we apparently live in then we are lost.

Idiocracy narrator: It mattered in the 2020 Presidential election where Joe was considered a retard who's shit was all fucked up because his only reply to Trump was "That's a bunch of malarkey."

Edited by F250

NBC News exit polling says 13% of voters in every state are between 18-29. So much for banking on the youth vote.

Trip Gabriel, in Charlotte, N.C. 4m ago

The protesters at Biden's party also disrupted a Sanders event earlier. In a statement they say the are opposed to dairy farming.

12 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

I’m not here to re litigate Hillary V Trump. All I’ll say is Trump is world class when it comes to dunking on people. You’re free to disagree but the guy has comedic talent that works in his favor. Even real comedians talk about it. He will slam Biden like nobody’s business. I guess we’ll see. 

Meanwhile Joe is telling cool stories about fighting some guy 60 years ago named "Corn-pop"

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

You nailed the last presidential election Nostradamus.  

Yeah, you love your senile racist dictators. Got it.  Congrats on being a shittier person than I thought you were in 2016.  I thought you were shitty then. Turns out that you are actually one of the most despicable people on the planet.

Yet you're still a scared fucking pussy who has to jog with a gun. Probably too afraid to even pull it out if needed.  Wonder why that is.  

2 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Trip Gabriel, in Charlotte, N.C. 4m ago

The protesters at Biden's party also disrupted a Sanders event earlier. In a statement they say the are opposed to dairy farming.

Anti ice cream is a bold strategy in modern day America. 

3 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Trip Gabriel, in Charlotte, N.C. 4m ago

The protesters at Biden's party also disrupted a Sanders event earlier. In a statement they say the are opposed to dairy farming.

bring down Big Milk

Just now, conVINCEd said:

There won’t be any debates.
 

This man gets it

4 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Trip Gabriel, in Charlotte, N.C. 4m ago

The protesters at Biden's party also disrupted a Sanders event earlier. In a statement they say the are opposed to dairy farming.

How many of them were Joaquin Phoenix?

4 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

NBC News exit polling says 13% of voters in every state are between 18-29. So much for banking on the youth vote.

very disappointing

i did my part...my niece turned 18 in january and i took her last week. she was actually excited to vote.

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

bring down Big Milk

Dean Foods is bankrupt and liquid milk is down like 70% from it's peak. Who wants to be a dairy farmer these days in the first place?

 

Anyways, how is our friend b_t doing, does anyone know him in real life that can perform a wellness check on him if we don't hear from him with regularity?

18 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Yes. But Trump is also not all there and he is much further along in his dementia. Biden is the grandpa who thinks his grandkids are actually his kids. Trump is that same grandpa five years later that shits on the couch and picks it up and throws it against the wall. 

Trump got destroyed by Hillary in every debate. Facts don't matter at all to Trump supporters. Biden can get into the type of insult fest you love and Trump will lose it. Trump really has no response at all for insults.  It completely fucks up his game. Hillary's biggest mistake was trying to win a policy debate with him. All she had to do is stick with calling him a puppet. 

GRHorns dont care about themselves. You could shit on a GRHorn's head and he would think he is winning. Insult Trump though, and the GRHorns just dont know what to do. They may vote for Biden just because he bested Trump with an insult. 

You seem really angry, bro

5 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Yeah, you love your senile racist dictators. Got it.  Congrats on being a shittier person than I thought you were in 2016.  I thought you were shitty then. Turns out that you are actually one of the most despicable people on the planet.

Yet you're still a scared fucking pussy who has to jog with a gun. Probably too afraid to even pull it out if needed.  Wonder why that is.  

Yawn.  

9 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

NBC News exit polling says 13% of voters in every state are between 18-29. So much for banking on the youth vote.

Only a moron would bank on the youth vote

11:02 PM

Polls just closed in California, which has been voting for for what feels like three years. The split between early- and late-deciding voters is evident there too. Sanders crushed Biden 41 percent to 18 percent among early deciders. But Biden actually won late deciders 40 percent to 29 percent.

2 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

You seem really angry, bro

Not angry at all. I just dont have much of a tolerance for dishonest shitheads like GRHorn and yourself. 

6 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Yeah, you love your senile racist dictators. Got it.  Congrats on being a shittier person than I thought you were in 2016.  I thought you were shitty then. Turns out that you are actually one of the most despicable people on the planet.

Yet you're still a scared fucking pussy who has to jog with a gun. Probably too afraid to even pull it out if needed.  Wonder why that is.  

Once my senile dictator president deports all democrats and their voting groups my town will have the violence rate of Switzerland.  So I can finally lay my weapons down.  
 

have fun in Venezuela when dictator Don MAGA deports you.  

14 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

There were still several hundred people in line to vote at 7 at my polling place in the GOOF. Just my 2 cents, but it did not look like a heavy Bernie crowd.

Edited by Storm the Field

Just now, FondrenRoad said:

Not angry at all. I just dont have much of a tolerance for dishonest shitheads like GRHorn and yourself. 

Ok cool, hook em

Texas should be embarrassed that the counties can’t get their vote total out faster during a primary.  I get there could be some random problems but not effectively everywhere. 

23 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

If this is what matters in this idiocracy world we apparently live in then we are lost.

There you go again!

We were lost when Ronnie didn't pick Jerry Lewis to be his VP.

Just now, FondrenRoad said:

Pussy.

You sound like a really tough guy.  Like most white male liberals.  

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

Once my senile dictator president deports all democrats and their voting groups my town will have the violence rate of Switzerland.  So I can finally lay my weapons down.  
 

have fun in Venezuela when dictator Don MAGA deports you.  

So you don't even try to conceal your racism anymore, huh?

And why don't you come deport me then, pussy?  You can even bring your gun. 

 

Just now, FondrenRoad said:

So you don't even try to conceal your racism anymore, huh?

And why don't you come deport me then, pussy?  You can even bring your gun. 

 

Nope.  White male liberals are too scary to face in person. 

2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

You sound like a really tough guy.  Like most white male liberals.  

And most white male conservatives.

7 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Once my senile dictator president deports all democrats and their voting groups my town will have the violence rate of Switzerland.  So I can finally lay my weapons down.  
 

have fun in Venezuela when dictator Don MAGA deports you.  

I remember my grandfather one time saying after a visit to the NE..."No wonder Vermont is all democrats they don't have any blacks". Luckily they don't allow dead people to vote (unless it's for the D), but I guess you can continue that legacy if you want.

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Trump will shit his pants during the debates and the trumpkins on this thread will seal clap, honk and cheer. Its just what they do.

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

Trump will shit his pants during the debates and the trumpkins on this thread will seal clap, honk and cheer. Its just what they do.

There won’t be any debates.

18 minutes ago, F250 said:

Idiocracy narrator: It mattered in the 2020 Presidential election where Joe was considered a retard who's shit was all fucked up because his only reply to Trump was "That's a bunch of malarkey."

I am looking forward to my t-shirt with "Attorney At Law" on the sleeves.

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

There won’t be any debates.

 

Probably not. For the reason I mentioned above.

2 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Trump will shit his pants during the debates and the trumpkins on this thread will seal clap, honk and cheer. Its just what they do.

Trump will shit his pants? Against Biden? Lol

9 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Only a moron would bank on the youth vote

Oh yeah for sure, I just thought it was interesting that there's so much hype about younger Americans ready to vote yet the 2020 primary turnout is less than 2016 and 2008.

5 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Nope.  White male liberals are too scary to face in person. 

You're afraid of your own shadow, slugger.  

Just now, immortal13 said:

Trump will shit his pants? Against Biden? Lol

Yep. Although I don’t think the opponent really matters. Trump will just blame it on the dems though and you’ll cheer his brown stained pants.

34 minutes ago, swraith said:

Great. Biden has won the South per CNN. A bunch of states that democrats have no realistic chance of winning come November. Who is going to win democratic primary for Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin?

Not to be an asshole...but the south isn’t where the Democrats are going to compete against Trump.

That's a very simple outlook.

 

The reality is he did extremely well in a Virginia that is has to hold on to and a North Carolina that dems won in 2008. Doing so well in the south is also indicative of an enthusiasm of black voters which is an area that Hillary struggled with in the 2016 general nation wide. They stayed home but Biden's showing today leads you to think he could get their votes and that could make the difference in November. 

2 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Trump will shit his pants? Against Biden? Lol

He's so scared of Joe Biden he got himself impeached.

He's been shitting his pants for over a year.

Why are black people so enthusiastic for Biden? Because he used to hang out with Obama?

1 minute ago, FondrenRoad said:

You're afraid of your own shadow, slugger.  

I’m definitely afraid of a badass like you.  You got me scared.  

Just now, Pasken said:

That's a very simple outlook.

 

The reality is he did extremely well in a Virginia that is has to hold on to and a North Carolina that dems won in 2008. Doing so well in the south is also indicative of an enthusiasm of black voters which is an area that Hillary struggled with in the 2016 general nation wide. They stayed home but Biden's showing today leads you to think he could get their votes and that could make the difference in November. 

Yeah I do think Georgia is in play on the strength of the black vote.  The temptation to select Stacy Abrams for VP may be too great to pass up.

1 minute ago, HRSchenker said:

Oh yeah for sure, I just thought it was interesting that there's so much hype about younger Americans ready to vote yet the 2020 primary turnout is less than 2016 and 2008.

Same thing happens every election cycle. I remember back to that MTv "rock the vote" campaign. Didn't work back then either.

Just now, Hmbre97 said:

Why are black people so enthusiastic for Biden? Because he used to hang out with Obama?

Pretty much.

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

I’m definitely afraid of a badass like you.  You got me scared.  

Okay, post your full name then. 

hook em horns shoutout from msnbc and Evan Smith lol 🤘

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

He's so scared of Joe Biden he got himself impeached.

He's been shitting his pants for over a year.

Lol. No one is scared of Biden, even after his terrifying tales of facing down Corn Pop.

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