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This guy goes to doctor the doctor says you have Aides the doctor writes him instructions drink a quart of prune juice eat 4 x lax cook a pot of pinto beans. The guy says will that cure me of Aides he says no but it will give you a good understanding of why God gave you a asshole!!!!

Is this a ghey joke?

Aids not Aides.

This guy goes to the doctor and the doctor says...

Aids. The...

writes him instructions

commas in the list missing

an asshole

 

 

When he dies from the aides you can have him cremated and put his ashes in a prune juice and ex-lax milk shake so he can tear that ass up one last time.

*better* understanding 

 

I know this guy is a bit, but using “better” instead of “good” really helps deliver the joke.

19 hours ago, Quagmire said:

People find this dude funny ?

People also like Drake's music.  There is no accounting for taste.

2 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

he's funnier than Phlegm

 

Which is akin to saying he's smarter than aggy.

21 hours ago, Quagmire said:

People find this dude funny ?

People watch wrasslin? 

It's a bit.  I appreciate a good briscoe bit.  I also appreciate the fact that he doesn't flood the board with his bits all the time.  

On 3/4/2020 at 12:30 PM, Marfa Low Crown said:

Joke needs more bicycle horns and lemon cookies 

And egg's.

13 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Egg's what?

Whatever eggs have in their possession.  

On 3/6/2020 at 12:15 PM, dingleberryswitzer said:

People watch wrasslin? 

It's a bit.  I appreciate a good briscoe bit.  I also appreciate the fact that he doesn't flood the board with his bits all the time.  

This. And there are posters who write worse unintentionally... and frequently. 

On 3/6/2020 at 12:15 PM, dingleberryswitzer said:

People watch wrasslin? 

It's a bit.  I appreciate a good briscoe bit.  I also appreciate the fact that he doesn't flood the board with his bits all the time.  

I must have missed the good briscoe bit.

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On 3/17/2020 at 3:28 PM, Kennythetiger said:

Chad, how are you holding up through this whole Corona-virus thing??

too be honest me and Carl got our own place a walago and too tell u the truth that mother fucker smell . Not the Normal black smell but something different like grape? Anyway yeah we just been chillin like usual tryna keep this noodle wet u know what I mean lol

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we thought my mom's got the Chinavirus but turn out she got a bad carton of gold crest's . got a coupon and didn't have too send them back so now she has double thanks Donald Trump 

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