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STEALING! How could you? Why do you think I took you to see all those "Police Academy" movies, FOR FUN? I DIDN'T HEAR ANYONE LAUGHING, DID YOU?

Sadly, it has always reminded me of one of the gomer's march songs.

29 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

Sadly, it has always reminded me of one of the gomer's march songs.

Well, it is the same song.  Lack of self-awareness prevents them from realizing that when the corps plays it, the average person is remembering that hilarious scene where Commandant Lassard gets a blowy by Mahoney's hooker under the podium. 

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Why would it be annoying? Many many fine people have enjoyed hearing that song many many times!

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When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie "Spaceballs." But instead it was dark and disturbing, like that movie "Police Academy."

I'm a bit young for the Police Academy movies, or at least I don't remember them much, but she was a strong presence in my young mind.

 

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8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'm a bit young for the Police Academy movies, or at least I don't remember them much, but she was a strong presence in my young mind.

 

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You should watch the first one. It’s so damn funny. 

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4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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great, now the blue oyster song has joined the playlist. 

Thanks now the music will be stuck in my head too, asshole

Watched this with my dad as a kid. Asked him what was going on in this scene. He didn't have an answer. 

 

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tonight will be fun, but the hangover lasts 48-72 hours, or at least every time you close your eyes. 

On 3/5/2020 at 8:07 AM, BBQ2Bayou said:

Watched this with my dad as a kid. Asked him what was going on in this scene. He didn't have an answer. 

 

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And in this first sliiiiiiiiiiiiide

54 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

And in this first sliiiiiiiiiiiiide

Nice speech!

that it was punky brewster’s grandpa made it all the funnier. That would be lost on any subsequent generation watching it. 

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