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Rory into the bunker on 12.  And holes the bunker shot.

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

And Wie does neither. 

I can't even watch the featured group channel. She is like notah begay if he was born with even worse fetal alcohol syndrome. And then was raised in the valley.  And somehow knew less about golf than me. And finished every statement with her voice going up like it was a question. 

Not a fan. 

 

2 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Faldo keeps taking these veiled shots at Bryson, talking about how the "bombers" aren't doing well. I guess DJ isn't a "bomber" Nick?

 

And goddamn DJ is just unbelievable. He's doing what Bryson acted like he was going to do.

Faldo is a smarmy British cunt that enjoys looking at himself in the mirror. His analysis is limited to mild insight and waxing poetic about when he played at Augusta 40 years ago.

4 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Rory into the bunker on 12.  And holes the bunker shot.

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He might fuck around and shoot a 64. What's the course record? 63 iirc?

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3 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Faldo keeps taking these veiled shots at Bryson, talking about how the "bombers" aren't doing well. I guess DJ isn't a "bomber" Nick?

 

And goddamn DJ is just unbelievable. He's doing what Bryson acted like he was going to do.

I think he is only talking about DCB. He was almost giddy this morning when it looked like bryson was going to miss the cut. 

A bit ironic coming from one of the biggest douchebags and probably most hated player of his time. 

Bryson can eabod, but fuck faldo. 

9 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Faldo keeps taking these veiled shots at Bryson, talking about how the "bombers" aren't doing well. I guess DJ isn't a "bomber" Nick?

 

And goddamn DJ is just unbelievable. He's doing what Bryson acted like he was going to do.

That graphic showing DJ's last 6 tournaments is wow. 2 wins, 3 seconds and a 6th. How could anyone not have picked him to win this week?

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9 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Faldo keeps taking these veiled shots at Bryson, talking about how the "bombers" aren't doing well. I guess DJ isn't a "bomber" Nick?

 

And goddamn DJ is just unbelievable. He's doing what Bryson acted like he was going to do.

DJ does what Bryson wants to do, but under control.  I can’t believe I just typed that.  

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Rory is 9 under on his last 21 holes. That is absolutely scorching.

Threw $5 on him after the second round at +4000. Also took Fleetwood at +2500, Koepka at +2175 and Scheffler at +8000.  Rory is the only one doing shit, so I guess that's who I'm rooting for now. 

Just now, Trey3216 said:

DJ does what Bryson wants to do, but under control.  I can’t believe I just typed that.  

I feel the same way. All the talk about bombing it and driving par 4s, i'm like there's already a guy who does that and does it extremely well....his name is DJ.

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

I feel the same way. All the talk about bombing it and driving par 4s, i'm like there's already a guy who does that and does it extremely well....his name is DJ.

DJ’s “don’t give a fuck” attitude might be the best thing on earth for someone blessed with his ability.    Daly had that ability to an extent, but not like DJ.   And now that DJ can putt, it’s nightmare fuel for the other guys.  

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Faldo is a smarmy British cunt that enjoys looking at himself in the mirror. His analysis is limited to mild insight and waxing poetic about when he played at Augusta 40 years ago.

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Bryson and DJ currently each have one major. Who do y’all think will have more in ten years?

11 minutes ago, pops said:

I think he is only talking about DCB. He was almost giddy this morning when it looked like bryson was going to miss the cut.  A bit ironic coming from one of the biggest douchebags and probably most hated player of his time.  Bryson can eabod, but fuck faldo. 

Narcissists don't like other narcissists...  😁

bitching about the announcers, a tradition unlike any other

So Rory might shoot a 64 - might 3 putt from 12 feet on an eagleable par 5 - we don't know, but we're going to find out.

50 years of watching the Masters and never knew about getting crystal for making eagles.

17 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Bryson and DJ currently each have one major. Who do y’all think will have more in ten years?

There's the age thing, DJ will be 46 in 10 years. I would say, this years US Open included, DJ has been far and away the better golfer than Bryson. I'll go with DJ even though his window for winning majors is smaller. 

these balls sticking on the greens at Augusta are really starting to piss me off

The amount of times I’ve hit that same shot Rahm just hit.  Thanks for making me feel good bro 

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

these balls sticking on the greens at Augusta are really starting to piss me off

Yeah I'm not sure when DJ breaks the scoring record it shouldn't be a separate entry.

Rahm vomiting on himself. 

Just now, pops said:

Rahm vomiting on himself. 

 

Just now, hookem48 said:

Rahm making this must watch tv

We're going to see a lot of golf like that now that DJ is in danger of running away.

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah I'm not sure when DJ breaks the scoring record it shouldn't be a separate entry.

* for sure

Just landed in Chicago. Haven’t seen much of this 3rd round. DJ going fucking scorched earth huh

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Just landed in Chicago. Haven’t seen much of this 3rd round. DJ going fucking scorched earth huh

He's just trying to wrap this shit up so he can get a headstart on that clubhouse sandwich tray. 

9 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

these balls sticking on the greens at Augusta are really starting to piss me off

I’m right there with you. It just ain’t right 

1 hour ago, Dewey said:

There's the age thing, DJ will be 46 in 10 years. I would say, this years US Open included, DJ has been far and away the better golfer than Bryson. I'll go with DJ even though his window for winning majors is smaller. 

DJ is the better golfer right now, but BDC is still figuring out what he wants his game to be as he enters his prime. I don't like either guy, but if I was making that bet I would take Bryson to win more majors. 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Just landed in Chicago. Haven’t seen much of this 3rd round. DJ going fucking scorched earth huh

they're throwing darts at Augusta, sickening. He is doing it better than anyone else though.

Normally I identify with Rory on his melt downs. This year. I identify with Rahm haha. But that shot out of this rough woulda went 25 yards for me I to that tree 

Just now, Blotto said:

DJ is the better golfer right now, but BDC is still figuring out what he wants his game to be as he enters his prime. I don't like either guy, but if I was making that bet I would take Bryson to win more majors. 

Why would you not like DJ? He likes hitting the long ball, banging 10’s, and snorting rails just like all of us

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

they're throwing darts at Augusta, sickening. He is doing it better than anyone else though.

What’s the deal with the greens? Not cut? Still wet?

John rahm, I understand bro. 
 

of course when I do it it doesn’t cost me tens of thousands on live tv. 

1 minute ago, StruggleBus said:

Rahm looks like me ten beers into my round right now 

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Just now, UTexasFight said:

RAhm on club  snap watch

Here comes the putter throww

Damn... only a 7 for Rahmbo...  that's at least a 10 for me 😂

if we don't get to see at least one ball roll off the front on 9 I'm going to puke

Rory dunked one on 15 before saving par. He should be 10 under right now.

Tiger starting to work that "stiff back hard to pull the ball out of the hole" move.

9 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

What’s the deal with the greens? Not cut? Still wet?

They got a shit ton of rain early this week. Most courses would be borderline unplayable still but their sub air is helping a ton. 

And this is hardly the first time there has been weather at augusta and the greens were soft. 

4 minutes ago, pops said:

They got a shit ton of rain early this week. Most courses would be borderline unplayable still but their sub air is helping a ton. 

And this is hardly the first time there has been weather at augusta and the greens were soft. 

completely different deal these days with drivers going 350

1 hour ago, dcar00 said:

Tiger starting to work that "stiff back hard to pull the ball out of the hole" move.

We're in imminent danger of a "deactivated glutes" warning.

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