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#552
15 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

if we don't get to see at least one ball roll off the front on 9 I'm going to puke

thank you Ancer

#553
2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

thank you Ancer

Had to slice* the fuck out of the ball to give you what you wanted 😁

Edited by ztejas

#554
16 minutes ago, pops said:

And this is hardly the first time there has been weather at augusta and the greens were soft. 

Yeah but there hasn't been weather since the tournament started. I've never seen Augusta play as soft and forgiving as it did on Thursday. Drives were plugging into the fairway. 

#559
13 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah but there hasn't been weather since the tournament started. I've never seen Augusta play as soft and forgiving as it did on Thursday. Drives were plugging into the fairway. 

They got over an inch of rain between Wednesday and Thursday morning. Shit just isn't going to dry out quick with that much water this time of year. 

But it poses other problems.   Lots of screwy flights from mud balls and trying to control spin coming into greens. 

Hopefully it continues to dry out and the edges of the greens get more penal tomorrow. 

#560
28 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

completely different deal these days with drivers going 350

Soft, wet fairways should affect the roll on long drives though. 

#562
28 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

the angle of the sun really makes some of these tv shots look strange compared to April

Yeah I can’t find the ball half the time. 

#565
Just now, UTexasFight said:

Did someone get a hole in one?

so much yelling before Ancer’s fairway shot a moment ago.

It was just South Austin's Mom and DJ...

#568
16 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Did someone get a hole in one?

so much yelling before Ancer’s fairway shot a moment ago.

Augusta National security probably killed that person or something 

#571
7 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Justin Thomas seems like a bitch, is he?

No. He's a fucking pimp.

#573

Nice F-Bomb from Spieth on his Drive on 5th Tee...  😂😂😂 

 

Edited by LTtxfan

#574
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He’s a little odd-looking. The large Polo logo on his shirt makes him look like an awkward little boy.
#575
30 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Justin Thomas seems like a bitch, is he?

He’s one of the best dudes out there. 

#577

I wish we could get a live feed of what DJ is thinking on each shot, or while he walks down the fairway.

"Man, I haven't had chik-fil-a in a minute. I wonder how late they're open? I bet they got a new shake flavor. Ima see if I can get extra cherries on my shake"

And here's DJ to save par on 17...

#579
21 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I wish we could get a live feed of what DJ is thinking on each shot, or while he walks down the fairway.

"Man, I haven't had chik-fil-a in a minute. I wonder how late they're open? I bet they got a new shake flavor. Ima see if I can get extra cherries on my shake"

And here's DJ to save par on 17...

A couple of quotes from this week

He had to wake up just after 4 a.m. to start this long Friday. Is that a problem? He tilted his head and thought.

“I just get up when I have to get up,” he said.

McIlroy accurately described Johnson’s approach thus: “See ball, hit ball. See putt, hole putt. Go to the next.” 

 

 

#580
3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

54 hole scoring record is -16 set by Spieth in 2015.

Speith’s 64-66 to start that tourney was some of the best golf ever 

Edited by StruggleBus
At Augusta

#582
1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Tiger sounds super pissed about the course conditions 😂

I would love for a reporter to ask Tiger how DJ is doing this in these types of conditions? It must be superhuman right TW?

#583
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

He’s one of the best dudes out there. 

yeah he seems like a very good dude. Him calling Barkley fat ass  was funny as shit during the Brady/Manning thing.  It would be easier to watch him killing it if our guy could get his shit together.

#584
10 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Gonna be really hard to beat DJ when he’s putting like this.  

You are not wrong; but who would have ever thought his putting game would get to this point?

Especially after his 3-puut on the 72nd hole at Chambers Bay

#585
12 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

yeah he seems like a very good dude. Him calling Barkley fat ass  was funny as shit during the Brady/Manning thing.  It would be easier to watch him killing it if our guy could get his shit together.

One of our guys is a shot ahead of JT.

#586
40 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Gonna be really hard to beat DJ when he’s putting like this.  

Only if Paulina forgets to replace the drain plug when she gives him an oil change tonight. Dude is a machine ...

#587
1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

One of our guys is a shot ahead of JT.

yeah its great for Dylan.  he's playing well.

#589
13 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

Yeah DJ is putting well, but he’s winning right now because his driver and iron play is world class.

Hope DJ has a meltdown tomorrow.  If he takes a triple somewhere on the front this thing could get really fun.  I doubt it happens with the way he’s playing, but that would make for the most entertaining afternoon.

#590
4 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

Yeah DJ is putting well, but he’s winning right now because his driver and iron play is world class.

Absolutely he is.   But his putting over the past year has turned him from a great, dangerous player into a world class assassin that’s at the top of the board every weekend.  

#591

His new normal is motherfuck'in badass, dude cruised through the FedEx, being the Masters,  he might have some nerves, but if he goes out with early birdies, over. 

#592
Bryson and DJ currently each have one major. Who do y’all think will have more in ten years?

DJ of course...

“I like the way he hit bunker shots, so highly and softly”. - Michelle Wie
#594

 

 

Just watched this, god damn this guy is probably the best pure athlete to ever play the sport.

 

I wanna say he cruises tomorrow but we all know that there's not good history with him on Sundays in majors. Honestly hope he pulls it off, he could reel off a few with the way he's been at it.

#595
8 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

I’m gonna be a little bit racist here.  The ones who win a lot don’t speak very good English. 

Just catching up now, I think you mean Engrish.  
No racist. 

#596
5 hours ago, ztejas said:

Tiger sounds super pissed about the course conditions 😂

He's just pissed because he knows this tourney/course is the only shot he has to catch Jack, and even that's going to get much tougher in the future, and liquid nitrogen temp chance he does it in another major.

#597

If DJ brings his “A” game, nobody can beat him, even if they’re all on their “A” game. He’s just that supremely talented. 

Thank god Wayne Gretzky got in his ear and helped him focus on being serious about being great. Who knows where DJ would have ended up if not for the Great One. 

#598

Having said that, this isn’t over. Too much funky shit happens on the back nine at Augusta on Sunday. 

Edited by Jive Turkey

#599
1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

 

 

Just watched this, god damn this guy is probably the best pure athlete to ever play the sport.

 

I wanna say he cruises tomorrow but we all know that there's not good history with him on Sundays in majors. Honestly hope he pulls it off, he could reel off a few with the way he's been at it.

His ability to flight it and work it both ways with the driver while still killing it just puts him head and shoulders above the field. Especially at augusta. 

Yeah,  it's neat to watch bryson hit it 200 feet in the air and sail it, but that also cost him a triple yesterday. 

Edited by pops

#600

Saw this today:

 

Bernhard Langer has now competed in a major against both Gene Sarazen (born 1902) and Abel Gallegos (born 2002). In case math isn’t your strong suit, those two people were born 100 years apart!

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