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Kind of feel for Tiger. So hard for him to get up for the 20+ holes he played yesterday. His back has to be killing him.

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1 minute ago, Mileslong said:

And those three tiger shots were Jordanesque

Meaning Jordanesque (Sp.) instead of Jordanesque (M.) like Tiger has done most of his career.

A 10 on a par three, must be his worst hole ever in a major

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Kind of feel for Tiger. So hard for him to get up for the 20+ holes he played yesterday. His back has to be killing him.

maybe it would help if he didn't take 10 shots on one hole.

7 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Damn tiger 

A damn 10 on par 3 hole #12....   WOW 😂

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Kind of feel for Tiger. So hard for him to get up for the 20+ holes he played yesterday. His back has to be killing him.

As someone with a rupture and 2 herniated in my l3 to s1 ive played 27 in a day and turned toward 36 and tapped haha. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Meaning Jordanesque (Sp.) instead of Jordanesque (M.) like Tiger has done most of his career.

Maybe a new term for scoring a 10 on a hole... 

"What did yah score on that hole?"

"Put me down for a TIGER..."  😂😂😂

Hang on.... Frittelli is a Horn????

I quit playing golf years ago because of back spasms so I understand the back thing but I would feel a lot worse for Tiger if his back hurt the same getting the ball out of the cup after a birdie as it does after a bogie.

4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Maybe a new term for scoring a 10 on a hole... 

"What did yah score on that hole?"

"Put me down for a TIGER..."  😂😂😂

Better than a Na.

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Hang on.... Frittelli is a Horn????

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er, yes, yes he is.  Clinched the '12 NCAA Championship for UT.

10 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Tiger makes a 10 on 12

10 strokes to make the hole?  Man he did way better than that at Perkins 10 years ago!

1 minute ago, phdhorn said:

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er, yes, yes he is.  Clinched the '12 NCAA Championship for UT.

I guess I haven't seen him play much. That was the first time I've heard them mention it.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I guess I haven't seen him play much. That was the first time I've heard them mention it.

He's always my South African prop bet

Holy shit, Cam

 

Would they make Smith cut his hair and shave that dirty stache before stepping foot in Butlers Cabin?

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I just don't want to see the scoring record broken, not with it playing this easy this year

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Hang on.... Frittelli is a Horn????

He'll leave the flag stick in on occasion, so I'm told

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I guess I haven't seen him play much. That was the first time I've heard them mention it.

In case anyone's missed this... 🤘 

 

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I suck editing

1 minute ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Cam does it again. Rooting hard for the Aussie.

His missed birdie putt on 8 may be the difference

DJ gets the birdie, Cam doesnt 

After Rory's career is over he's going to put an investment group together to buy ANGC so he can bulldoze that 10th hole.

His missed birdie putt on 8 may be the difference
DJ gets the birdie, Cam doesnt 


While true, two, three shots back with the back nine to go is a lovely thing.
21 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

And those three tiger shots were Jordanesque

Hey - Jordan only put 2 balls into the water on 12, not 3 like Tiger!

 

2 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

 


While true, two, three shots back with the back nine to go is a lovely thing.

 

One, two shots back with the back nine to go is a better thing

 

 

but yeah 

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

god damnit DJ's going to shoot -20

Hey now - not over yet. Rory can get to 20 if he goes birdie, birdie, eagle, birdie, eagle, birdie, birdie, birdie to close. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Hey now - not over yet. Rory can get to 20 if he goes birdie, birdie, eagle, birdie, eagle, birdie, birdie, birdie to close. 

So you’re telling the there a chance...

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Now an aggy with two in the water on #12...

Augusta can be a difficult lady...

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Hey now - not over yet. Rory can get to 20 if he goes birdie, birdie, eagle, birdie, eagle, birdie, birdie, birdie to close. 

He can get to 20 if he goes par, birdie, birdie, eagle, birdie, eagle, hole in one, birdie, birdie, birdie.

Way too early for this kinda of talk but just crossed my mind anyway...

 

masters.com gonna be able to handle the bandwidth if there is a playoff and cbs goes off air for NFL?

CBS wouldn’t be that dumb would they? Would be worse than Heidi if they went off air for Bills vs the sooner little person.

 

Edit: or perhaps that’s why the leaders are schedule to end over an hour before NFL late game... to bake in time for a potential playoff 

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Hate that mickelson went out last today (on 10).

really could use him in the announcer’s seat right now to balance out Faldo.

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Way too early for this kinda of talk but just crossed my mind anyway...

 

masters.com gonna be able to handle the bandwidth if there is a playoff and cbs goes off air for NFL?

CBS wouldn’t be that dumb would they? Would be worse than Heidi if they went off air for Bills vs the sooner little person.

 

Edit: or perhaps that’s why the leaders are schedule to end over an hour before NFL late game... to bake in time for a potential playoff 

Not looking like there's going to be a playoff, and if there was, CBS is not going to take the fucking Masters off-air for a regular season NFL game. The ratings would probably be a wash and I doubt they are prepared to deal with the complaint firestorm that would ensue.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Not looking like there's going to be a playoff, and if there was, CBS is not going to take the fucking Masters off-air for a regular season NFL game. The ratings would probably be a wash and I doubt they are prepared to deal with the complaint firestorm that would ensue.

Its not complaints they should be worried about if they did that.  Some very powerful people would be extremely pissed

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Not looking like there's going to be a playoff, and if there was, CBS is not going to take the fucking Masters off-air for a regular season NFL game. The ratings would probably be a wash and I doubt they are prepared to deal with the complaint firestorm that would ensue.

Agreed, unless you live in Vegas, Denver, LA, Miami, Buffalo, or Arizona.

Greens are still slow out there. Bizarre conditions all week.

@UTexasFight I think the Masters does pretty well ratings-wise in Nevada, Arizona and Florida...

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3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Not looking like there's going to be a playoff, and if there was, CBS is not going to take the fucking Masters off-air for a regular season NFL game. The ratings would probably be a wash and I doubt they are prepared to deal with the complaint firestorm that would ensue.

Yeah they are. They talked about it. If it goes long,  live coverage will go to ABC. 

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Can't remember when I've seen such negative body language from JT.  He's the kinda player that could really make a run today...

Come on JT.  Let's see some birdies on the back 9

Time isn’t going to be a issue. Last group will be done before 2pm. 

1 minute ago, pops said:

Yeah they are. They talked about it. If it goes long,  live coverage will go to ABC. 

Ah okay, that makes more sense, actually. I think UTexas was raising the possibility that it wouldn't finish on network TV which would be ridiculous.

Hahahahah "would have taken it last year" on Brooks' shot on 12.

Fucking ruthless commentary.

5 minutes ago, pops said:

Yeah they are. They talked about it. If it goes long,  live coverage will go to ABC. 

I love the Masters.

ANGC: ”yes, cbs we love you as our long-standing TV partner!”

cbs: “we need y’all to be done at 3pm for football.”

ANGC: “sure thing*”

 

 

* “but if we’re not, we’re putting the most dramatic part of the tournament on one of your biggest competitors.”

 

 

Love the Final Round of The Masters on a Sunday Morning... .😋  

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greens are still way soft

I mean really fucking soft

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