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2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

He played on the same team as Jordan???

I sense sarcasm. 

If so, my sarcasm meter hasn't been tuned up in a while, but then again this is Surly.

Numerous question marks out back shoulda told me.

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Dustin dropping darts.  It’s over.

Yeah, no Spieth meltdown for him
6 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

DJ laying up on 13 and 15, didn't see that coming

And birdied both. Damn. Wedge game is on. 

5 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

why the fuck is the hole on top of the hill on 16?

I wonder if that was because there are no fans. With the pin on the lower tier, fans go apeshit when balls come down the hill with the potential of an ace. And that reverberates around the course. But since there aren’t fans, maybe they said fuck it. 

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

I wonder if that was because there are no fans. With the pin on the lower tier, fans go apeshit when balls come down the hill with the potential of an ace. And that reverberates around the course. But since there aren’t fans, maybe they said fuck it. 

I figured it was still too wet down there, idk

5 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

And birdied both. Damn. Wedge game is on. 

I said he'd go -2 on those holes but not like that.

7 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

I figured it was still too wet down there, idk

That's what I would guess. Profile conditions of the greens are just totally different now than in April. And traditional Sunday pin is in the natural drainage area. 

Just now, pops said:

That's what I would guess. Profile conditions of the greens are just totally different now than in April. And traditional Sunday pin is in the natural drainage area. 

16 is the only hole that hasn't been in the traditional spot I think

Didn't get to watch the whole tourney, did Catfish Smith ever do some noodling in Rae's Creek?

If Jack would have had Raymond Floyd's game around the greens he'd have won 25-30 majors.

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

This Masters is boring AF

seriously, no drama and no crowd

39 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Dustin dropping darts.  It’s over.

It was over when he birdied 6.

worst thing about this year's Masters was no crowd to see Tiger shoot 10 on 12.

10 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Didn't get to watch the whole tourney, did Catfish Smith ever do some noodling in Rae's Creek?

With the fish in Australia, I doubt noodling is a thing. 

At this point if you're still watching it's just to see how stanky of a piss DJ is going to take on the scoring record.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

At this point if you're still watching it's just to see how stanky of a piss DJ is going to take on the scoring record.

yep, fuck this year's Masters

the next thing I want to hear about golf is Spieth firing his swing coach

3 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

yep, fuck this year's Masters

The trophy doesnt deserve an asterisk but the scoring certainly does.

3 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

the next thing I want to hear about golf is Spieth firing his swing coach

Rory getting an actual caddie would be cool, too.

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

What’s Nantz’s cheesy line gonna be? “Dustin Time at Augusta!”

“Strippers and blow on the menu!”

Did I understand that Wayne effin’ Gretzky is in Augusta but couldn’t get on the course because of COVID admission rule?

2 hours ago, hookem48 said:

god damnit DJ's going to shoot -20

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Dude tears in the eyes. I can dig it.  Congrats DJ

3 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Did I understand that Wayne effin’ Gretzky is in Augusta but couldn’t get on the course because of COVID admission rule?

1 guest per player and members only. Not even the great one gets an exception 

Fuck you bubba. No one likes you. Get off my screen. 

Paulina ready for some bobsledding

👏👏 nothing pure respect for DJ, now that he's done this i'd be very worried about him reeling off a few.

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

👏👏 nothing pure respect for DJ, now that he's done this i'd be very worried about him reeling off a few

If you mean lines off Paulina's tits in about an hour then yes, I agree! 

2 hours ago, hookem48 said:

god damnit DJ's going to shoot -20

                    "IT'S THE FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER!!"

 

4 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Dustin Johnson already beginning his patented collapse 

*Sobs*

F

*Sobs*

Fuck you man

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