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So where are the indictments?

 

When an article starts out like this, you should probably be skeptical 

The press continues to feed the dying Russia collusion conspiracy theory, spending Friday’s news cycle regurgitating Democrat talking points from the just-filed Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act lawsuit against the Trump campaign, WikiLeaks, and Russia.

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Fuck you hugo, you hildabeast loving cunt.  Happy no hildabeast Tuesday true Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hillary should go stand at the border.

Republicans can’t seem to get over her.

18 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Hillary should go stand at the border.

Republicans can’t seem to get over her.

It's not a question of getting over her, it's the glee that comes with the sure fire, 100% guaranteed, landslide victory she was going to have... according to every left leaning and most right leaning news outlets as well.

It's the joy people get saying things like "Hillary isn't president of the United States of America today", "Name me a female presidential candidate who didn't win in 2016",  "HAHAHAHA, that corrupt POS lost to DJ Trump", You know things of that nature.

It helps that she's been on a country wide pity circuit since she climbed out of a vodka bottle in ohhhhhh...February or so of last year.  

She's been blaming everyone from all American women, and their husbands, to the bad old press corp, to Comey, the Russians, to FB, to the man (whoever he is), to her husband, pretty much everybody but herself.  She couldn't even identify the one true overriding losing issue in her own campaign ( SEE:  Mirror, SEE:  Hillarys reflection).  

How the hell can she be allowed to hold the office of president when she's that delusionally in denial ?

This thread never fails to deliver yummy schadenfreud goodness.

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The saddest part about your post is I know you’re not trolling.

Oh it's trolling all right, and it's true, that's the bestest part of the soft chewy center of this thread.

What a glorious thing it would be if Drumph was impeached and the cunt got indicted on the same day....a boy can dream. 

2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

What a glorious thing it would be if Drumph was impeached and the cunt got indicted on the same day....a boy can dream. 

Well, both of them going away wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing no. 

25 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

It's not a question of getting over her, it's the glee that comes with the sure fire, 100% guaranteed, landslide victory she was going to have... according to every left leaning and most right leaning news outlets as well.

It's the joy people get saying things like "Hillary isn't president of the United States of America today", "Name me a female presidential candidate who didn't win in 2016",  "HAHAHAHA, that corrupt POS lost to DJ Trump", You know things of that nature.

It helps that she's been on a country wide pity circuit since she climbed out of a vodka bottle in ohhhhhh...February or so of last year.  

She's been blaming everyone from all American women, and their husbands, to the bad old press corp, to Comey, the Russians, to FB, to the man (whoever he is), to her husband, pretty much everybody but herself.  She couldn't even identify the one true overriding losing issue in her own campaign ( SEE:  Mirror, SEE:  Hillarys reflection).  

How the hell can she be allowed to hold the office of president when she's that delusionally in denial ?

This thread never fails to deliver yummy schadenfreud goodness.

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3 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

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JFC Johnny.  That is cruel and unusual punishment to have to see those two losers together.  Happy no hildabeast hump day Longhorns!

43 minutes ago, bad motherfucker said:

JFC Johnny.  That is cruel and unusual punishment to have to see those two losers together.  Happy no hildabeast hump day Longhorns!

They're both scary bitches .

Beautiful Saturday, and made more so because hrc ain't POTUS!

19 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

Beautiful Saturday, and made more so because hrc ain't POTUS!

Ahhhhhhh the smell of it......  

4 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Thanks, fellas. I appreciate the daily insecurity tracker.

Wipe your pussy. Like with a cloth. 

2 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Wipe your pussy. Like with a cloth. 

 And his butt hurt too.

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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I'm gonna suffocate you with a pillow when you sleep Billy boy.... juuuuust you wait.....

1 hour ago, EastTexan said:

 And his butt hurt too.

He totally bleaches it.

On 4/25/2018 at 3:16 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The saddest part about your post is I know you’re not trolling.

come on, hugo.  you know she’s a trainwreck and she has insisted on sticking around and throwing blame on everyone other than herself.  it’s a sad and hilarious thing to watch.  you know this.  this trivial thread on a trivial website is just a passing acknowledgement of that, and to be honest we’re all very glad to have you here.  stick around, brother. 

On 4/28/2018 at 2:15 PM, 77horn said:

from your second link.

 

The Democratic National Committee is paying $1.65 million for access to the email list, voter data, and software produced by Hillary for America during the 2016 presidential campaign, Xochitl Hinojosa, a spokesperson for the DNC, told The Intercept. The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee has paid more than $700,000 to rent the same email list. 

Clinton is legally entitled to rent her list to the party, rather than hand it over as a gift, but in 2015, Barack Obama gave his email list, valued at $1,942,640, to the DNC as an in-kind contribution. In 2013 and 2014, OFA had similarly made in-kind contributions exceeding $3.4 million for uses of the list that cycle.

Why do you "rent" a list?  Just screen shot the thing.  Boom. Just saved you a million dollars.

17 hours ago, bad motherfucker said:

Happy no hildabeast Sunday patriots!

aren't you Morgan's moderator?  and known cum gargle champion?  

"Oligarch."  Ms. Clinton, you meant to call yourself an oligarch.

Seriously, what is the point of this thread?  It's over.  Your boy won.  You won!  Woo hoo!  

 

Now imagine what you're going to do with all that power.  Slam the gate to that wall closed.  Light your $500 Cuban cigar with a $1,000 bill.  Fuck it.  Mr. Trump will make it all better now.  You're in control.  You rock. You rule.  Should we kick Hillary's political corpse one more time?  Who's with me?  Damn, that was fun.  

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Seriously, what is the point of this thread?  It's over.  Your boy won.  You won!  Woo hoo!  

 

Now imagine what you're going to do with all that power.  Slam the gate to that wall closed.  Light your $500 Cuban cigar with a $1,000 bill.  Fuck it.  Mr. Trump will make it all better now.  You're in control.  You rock. You rule.  Should we kick Hillary's political corpse one more time?  Who's with me?  Damn, that was fun.  

yes.  Yes!  I really didn’t see the point of this thread anymore but you have inspired me to continue coming back.  never forget.  never forget that bloodsucking cunt is not and never will be president.  we can all sleep easy.  

4 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

 

Holy shite.

11 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Seriously, what is the point of this thread?  It's over.  Your boy won.  You won!  Woo hoo!  

 

Now imagine what you're going to do with all that power.  Slam the gate to that wall closed.  Light your $500 Cuban cigar with a $1,000 bill.  Fuck it.  Mr. Trump will make it all better now.  You're in control.  You rock. You rule.  Should we kick Hillary's political corpse one more time?  Who's with me?  Damn, that was fun.  

He's #stillwithher and rocking his pussy hat

14 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

 

What is surprising about this video? 

Hillary was basically a ideologically moderate Republican the entire time.

5 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

What is surprising about this video? 

Hillary was basically a ideologically moderate Republican the entire time.

Did anyone say it was a surprising video?

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Did anyone say it was a surprising video?

Okay, well what was remarkable or noteworthy?

why did it get posted?

28 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Okay, well what was remarkable or noteworthy?

why did it get posted?

I will take "Lack of Self-Awareness" for $2000 Alex.

18 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I will take "Lack of Self-Awareness" for $2000 Alex.

Please explain. Are you suggesting Hillary isn’t a capitalist? 

21 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Please explain. Are you suggesting Hillary isn’t a capitalist? 

That you are commenting on a posts worth of being posted.

This used to be a funny place and then we lost our way with Mueller Trump etc.  

We need another Baylor Rape scandal to get our Mojo back.  This has become an endless re-run of Charlie Strong games.  

On 5/2/2018 at 6:22 PM, PittsburghTiger said:

 

Add another bogeyman to the list:

Here’s who she’s blamed:
Socialists
Comey
Bernie
DNC
Misogyny
Media
Obama
Women voting how men told them
Voter suppression
Uninformed voters
Russia
Jill Stein
Her staff
Electoral C.
Campaign Finance law
Weiner
White resentment
Debate Qs
Having a Dem predecessor

On 4/25/2018 at 4:21 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

What a glorious thing it would be if Drumph was impeached and the cunt got indicted on the same day....a boy can dream. 

Indicted for what?

12 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Indicted for what?

Selling children to pedophiles from a Domino’s franchise in Queens.

did i get that right?

13 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Selling children to pedophiles from a Domino’s franchise in Queens.

did i get that right?

You missed havin cankles. 

On 5/4/2018 at 6:16 AM, maninblack said:

Add another bogeyman to the list:

Here’s who she’s blamed:
Socialists
Comey
Bernie
DNC
Misogyny
Media
Obama
Women voting how men told them
Voter suppression
Uninformed voters
Russia
Jill Stein
Her staff
Electoral C.
Campaign Finance law
Weiner
White resentment
Debate Qs
Having a Dem predecessor

The last one on that list is probably closest to being the correct answer.

13 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Selling children to pedophiles from a Domino’s franchise in Queens.

did i get that right?

Actually, no.  I think she was using homemade Bitcoin to buy Domino's pizzas in DC and having them driven to Westchester County by underage drivers in self-driving cars.  

7 hours ago, David Dennison said:

The last one on that list is probably closest to being the correct answer.

obviously.  she was definitely a wonderful candidate.  

On 5/5/2018 at 12:34 PM, David Dennison said:

The last one on that list is probably closest to being the correct answer.

No she was and is a shitty human being and a crook and people were tired of her shit.  She lost cause she sucks, more than Trump sucks apparently.

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