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8 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

The traitor giving concessions to NK. Yeah, thank god Hillary is president. Can you imagine how much she would embarrass us on the world stage? I shudder at the though. 

And everyone will be shuddering at your poorly written post. Apparently that's a thing here.  A bunch of English majors jumping on peoples shit for grammatical errors.

 

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1 hour ago, sugar said:

You voted for a guy who consorted with terrorists.

Quadruple shame on you.

I don't think he voted for Obama.

Trump colluded with the funders of 911.

Obama & Hillary did not.

End of story.

If you voted for Trump, you are in bed with enemies of the United States of America.

You should be expelled from the United States. How dare you!

On 5/19/2018 at 6:02 PM, sugar said:

Obama & Hillary did not.

End of story.

If you voted for Trump, you are in bed with enemies of the United States of America.

I'll take it, gotdamn right.
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Where do I sign up?

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On 5/19/2018 at 6:00 PM, sugar said:

Trump colluded with the funders of 911.

 

On 5/19/2018 at 6:02 PM, sugar said:

Obama & Hillary did not.

End of story.

If you voted for Trump, you are in bed with enemies of the United States of America.

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4 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

Lmao Trumpkins are so bad at memes 

Russians are too. Their crap is fucking asinine and obvious.

It works off of this premise. They think Republicans are stupid and tasteless and easily emotionalized into a lifetime of self destructive activities. Rupert Murdoch built a propaganda empire off of this thesis.

Foreigners have created a textbook on how to mobilize 1/2 of Americans against the other half, as well as themselves, thus decimating the prosperity of the country by enmeshing it in unceasing civil warfare.

The terrorists have essentially won.

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I miss the days when Democrats admired Russia for its progressive socialist institutions.  

I read Mother Jones and the Atlantic, and Hillary has been suspiciously quiet the last few months.  What gives?  

What a huge letdown from the 2017 speaker, Theo Epstein.  I remember when Theo blamed the Yankees for meddling in the draft and the trade deadline.  

17 hours ago, sugar said:

Russians are too. Their crap is fucking asinine and obvious.

It works off of this premise. They think Republicans are stupid and tasteless and easily emotionalized into a lifetime of self destructive activities. Rupert Murdoch built a propaganda empire off of this thesis.

Foreigners have created a textbook on how to mobilize 1/2 of Americans against the other half, as well as themselves, thus decimating the prosperity of the country by enmeshing it in unceasing civil warfare.

The terrorists have essentially won.

Hey there sugartits.  You doin' okay?  I think you might be lost.

22 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

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Of course the Queen can.  She's not toting that 50lb wine gut HRC is.....

9 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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"All 3 time U.S. Presidential losers please remove your hats at this time.  Thank you."

Ahh, this thread is so... comfortable.  And wonderful.  Because Hillary Clinton's never gonna be President.  No matter what.  Ever.

4 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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The closest thing to transparency she has been involved with.

1 hour ago, EMAWesome said:

The closest thing to transparency she has been involved with.

And a penis. 

This thread will never not be funny. I hope it remains front page fodder, just for the lulz 

Hillary Clinton was to presidential elections what Tonya Harding was to figure skating.

20 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

Hillary Clinton was to presidential elections what Tonya Harding was to figure skating.

Please no sex tape....

Why didn't the FBI spy on protect Hillary? Maybe she could have won the election had they spied on protected her.

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The only time this thread gets funnier and more delicious is when one of the butt hurt ones come here and ask, why after a year is this thread still going strong ?  

 

ANSWER:

Because 1, it's funny to see those butt hurt lame, posts. And 2, its always fun to say Hillary isn't president.

 

Hilary ain't president.   

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body armor partially covered by a scarf?  wtf?

7 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

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You people are so transparent about where you spend your time on the internet.

And yet...... she still isn't president.

On 4/14/2018 at 7:38 PM, austingirl said:

Why are we still talking about HRC? This is really going to be a thing the entire time Trump is president? 

Hillary is the right fringe boogeyman.  They need her to be the embodiment of evil to justify what they have done and are doing.  The chanting of the HRCWNBP mantra immediately after the election is the tell.

55 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

And yet...... she still isn't president.

And never will.

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On 5/21/2018 at 8:53 AM, Lobo said:

I miss the days when Democrats admired Russia for its progressive socialist institutions.  

I read Mother Jones and the Atlantic, and Hillary has been suspiciously quiet the last few months.  What gives?  

Link?

3 minutes ago, Zombie said:

Link?

Can't speak for the mother Jones or the Atlantic, but in the 70's 80's the democrats had a definite love affair with the Russians.

 

Oh yeah, Hillary Clinton is NOT president, nor will she ever be.  I'm willing to bet there's an oval office built in the basement of her home in NY.

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11 hours ago, zork said:

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body armor partially covered by a scarf?  wtf?

I'm going to go with her email server, Huma Abedin's sex harness, or a simple back brace.

28 minutes ago, Whitman said:

I'm going to go with her email server, Huma Abedin's sex harness, or a simple back brace.

Huma seems concerned or without her contacts, and doesn't seem to have aged that well or maybe she just doesn't have her makeup on in that pic?

On 5/22/2018 at 8:06 AM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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"If only I could steal it"

On 5/22/2018 at 8:06 AM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

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It would look great with the furniture she stole from the white house. 

6 hours ago, Goredho said:

Hillary is the right fringe boogeyman.  They need her to be the embodiment of evil to justify what they have done and are doing.  The chanting of the HRCWNBP mantra immediately after the election is the tell.

How the hell did you hear the chanting over all the wailing, sobbing, cussing the intolerables and whatever else the lefty wing nuts were going on about.

Celebrating hrc not being POTUS will never get old!

 

On 5/24/2018 at 10:37 AM, Onboard 2.0 said:

The only time this thread gets funnier and more delicious is when one of the butt hurt ones come here and ask, why after a year is this thread still going strong ?  

 

ANSWER:

Because 1, it's funny to see those butt hurt lame, posts. And 2, its always fun to say Hillary isn't president.

 

Hilary ain't president.   

 

This thread is a reminder that the butthurt is still strong with conservatives that Hillary Clinton accomplished more than you blowhards could accomplish in 100 lifetimes and it drives you insane.  She walked away unscathed from the countless made up controversies you invented for her, and the worst thing you can say about her is she won't be president.  

33 minutes ago, Tom said:

This thread is a reminder that the butthurt is still strong with conservatives that Hillary Clinton accomplished more than you blowhards could accomplish in 100 lifetimes and it drives you insane.  She walked away unscathed from the countless made up controversies you invented for her, and the worst thing you can say about her is she won't be president.  

That is an interesting take.

36 minutes ago, Tom said:

This thread is a reminder that the butthurt is still strong with conservatives that Hillary Clinton accomplished more than you blowhards could accomplish in 100 lifetimes and it drives you insane.  She walked away unscathed from the countless made up controversies you invented for her, and the worst thing you can say about her is she won't be president.  

No, that's the BEST thing we can say about her.

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