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dumbshit attempts armed robbery, clerk locks him inside store

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1 hour ago, Lone Star Horn said:
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please, i have nothing, please, let me out

HAHAHAHA, dumbass

In jail he will get food, clothes, a bed, and companionship. Sounds better than having nothing.

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6.4k points·12 hours ago·edited 12 hours ago
 

Bell was charged with and pleaded guilty to aggravated robbery with a deadly weapon. He was sentenced to five years in prison.

him and his wife robbed the same store two weeks prior and took more than $2000 and some cell phones.

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When this robbery happened, Bell was out of jail on probation for a different aggravated robbery case in which he had already been sentenced for 12 years. That robbery happened on July 31, 2015.

from that reddit thread

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

In jail he will get food, clothes, a bed, and companionship. Sounds better than having nothing.

Air quotes around companionship would have been acceptable here.

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

In jail he will get food, clothes, a bed, and companionship. Sounds better than having nothing.

Sheeit.  If they limit visitors he's safe from the viruspocalypse too.

He said he was sorry.

On 3/9/2020 at 8:00 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

awesome sean penn GIF

Alright Hamilton!!!

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