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2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

How did we dick around? We cut off travel to where the virus originated from almost immediately, and the CDC was screening people before that.

The first wave of test kits sent out by the CDC had a faulty reagent. Our lab in Philadelphia saw a signal in the negative control, which is an immediate sign of probe contamination. The lab fucked up their QC and it set back testing in the U.S. immensely. As a result, the FDA is now giving emergency testing authorization to all state labs. But it'll get worse before it gets better.

Just for reference, our molecular pathology group won't have the testing assay done until next Monday. We're so far behind other countries it's absurd.

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  • I hope they bring back Body Shaping to fill the void.   I wanted to fill their voids back in the day.  

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    Mike Pence has the situation under control. Cancelling major events just increases the panic. As Trump has explained to you, April will be here soon and the flu will go away with the warmer weather.

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    “We’re going to caucus.” I hope IA St didn't organize this.

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5 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

How dare he continue to play video games. Someone shoot him.

 

Ok that’s not good.. he had heart issues when he played with the wolves and caused him to retire early
11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Reported that he was sick before the game but chose to coach anyway.  Probably results in March Sadness getting canceled.

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Vince Carter play his last game in the NBA tonight?  22 years...  Jesus. 

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Ok that’s not good.. he had heart issues when he played with the wolves and caused him to retire early

Maybe he got a bad batch of shrimp from St. Elmos?  

1 minute ago, Message Board User said:

What the fuck is ESPN going to televise for the next several months?

Reruns of world’s strongest man?

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4 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

What the fuck is ESPN going to televise for the next several months?

Reruns of world’s strongest man?

Battle of the Network Stars.

 

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11 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Reported that he was sick before the game but chose to coach anyway.  Probably results in March Sadness getting canceled.

 

1 minute ago, Message Board User said:

Crazy the fallout of a few dipshits eating bats in China.

In the 2011 film Contagion it was pigs in Macau 

8 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

What the fuck is ESPN going to televise for the next several months?

Reruns of world’s strongest man?

I hope they bring back Body Shaping to fill the void.  

I wanted to fill their voids back in the day.

 

CBI Tournament cancelled. Who’s going to get to claim we’re No. 97 now

Just now, jinx said:

I hope they bring back Body Shaping to fill the void.  

I wanted to fill their voids back in the day.

 

During the NBA lockout a couple decades ago, isn't that how they popularized televised Poker?

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

During the NBA lockout a couple decades ago, isn't that how they popularized televised Poker?

I don't want to see Chris Moneymaker doing leg presses.

What the fuck is ESPN going to televise for the next several months?
Reruns of world’s strongest man?


Magnus Ver Magnusson. Fuck yes
7 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

In the 2011 film Contagion it was pigs in Macau 

If you've ever had good char siu pork, you'll understand that the reward was worth the risk

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24 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

What the fuck is ESPN going to televise for the next several months?

Reruns of world’s strongest man?

Reruns of Stu Scott's old show, Eye on Sports. 

1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

What the fuck is ESPN going to televise for the next several months?

Reruns of world’s strongest man?

Livestream the toilet paper aisle at Wal-Mart. 

1 hour ago, clapclapclap said:

Seriously, shut the hell up, there's a cloak room thread for all your retarded bitching.  Use it.

Retarded Bitching?  That's just rude.  Since you started slinging offensive terminology and my sister is mentally retarded...let me say this...I guess the NCAA has their reasons and we have to abide them.  Your president is retarded and many people will die as a result of his stupidity.  Go ahead and "take it to the Cloak Room" you sorry sack of shit...my retarded sister has 10 the integrity of your god king who will be thankfully be dead before long.  You have an issue with that, take it to the moderators. Do not use the word retarded unless referring to your President on this board, ever.   Trump is Retarded.  My Sister is Special.  You are doomed.  Got it?  

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Livestream the toilet paper aisle at Wal-Mart. 

 

1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

What the fuck is ESPN going to televise for the next several months?

Reruns of world’s strongest man?

24 Hours of Steven A!

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Any chance Gobert and the Jazz get invited to the White House this week to celebrate their 3rd place finish last season?  Isn't that a tradition?  Maybe they get to attend and touch a bunch of stuff in the West Wing, including Melania.  How come that's not a tradition?  

Fuck off

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1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

What the fuck is ESPN going to televise for the next several months?

Reruns of world’s strongest man?

get some gamers to play simulations of games on NBA Live.

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

get some gamers to play simulations of games on NBA Live.

And hire the winner to replace Shaka!

Do players get paid? Does the NBA get TV money for no games?

Sport salaries may be in for a big downward adjustment going forward.

2 hours ago, Message Board User said:

What the fuck is ESPN going to televise for the next several months?

Reruns of world’s strongest man?

 

 

2 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Reported that he was sick before the game but chose to coach anyway.  Probably results in March Sadness getting canceled.

Nebraska isn't going to the tournament lol

1 hour ago, perfectchaos007 said:

In the 2011 film Contagion it was pigs in Macau 

that was batshit too, pigs ate it, chef fingered pigs mouth, didn't clean his hands, fingered Gweneths Paltrow.

 

 

I watched more of that body shapers clip than I like to admit. Those were my formative jerk years.

and washing your hands after you wipe your ass isn't going to stop the spread
I'm amazed at how many people seemingly weren't wiping their ass...
9 hours ago, Message Board User said:

What the fuck is ESPN going to televise for the next several months?

Reruns of world’s strongest man?

NBA ratings are down so much this might draw more viewers.

10 hours ago, Message Board User said:

What the fuck is ESPN going to televise for the next several months?

politics!!!

9 hours ago, immortal13 said:

Fuck off

How about calling out rockethorn for the same thing, dipshit?

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13 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

How about calling out rockethorn for the same thing, dipshit?

Suck a dick, Pam

Here is my final hypothesis...

If we get through the conference tourneys with no fans and no players or coaches test positive for corona then we will have a NCAA tourney with no fans, private planes, secluded hotels, and small venues (college arenas).  If we even have 1 player come down with it for let's say Illinois, then every big 10 team will have been exposed by virtue of being in the same building that the infected player was in.  Then the entire NCAA tournament will be cancelled.

This isn't going to be a "play it in May" scenario with how long this is going to spread for and how many people we worry about it touching.  We also aren't going to play it in June when players are graduated and prepping for the NBA draft.  We also aren't considering that the arenas are going to be booked for other events.  it is a logistics nightmare to get this done.

The tourney is either on or it is off.  Right now I would have to put it at a 60% or more chance that it won't happen and every media personality that says it should be delayed or cancelled is only putting more pressure on Emmert to cancel it.  we need a minor miracle if our march madness is to be saved.

19 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Suck a dick, Pam

Yeah you're a good little CR police when someone questions the obvious dipshittery of your favorite president. But fucking 🦗🦗 when some nutter goes on some alt right rant.

 

How about actually trying to contribute to a thread for once instead of getting into slap fights with goo punch.

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16 minutes ago, Jhawk said:

Here is my final hypothesis...

If we get through the conference tourneys with no fans and no players or coaches test positive for corona then we will have a NCAA tourney with no fans, private planes, secluded hotels, and small venues (college arenas).  If we even have 1 player come down with it for let's say Illinois, then every big 10 team will have been exposed by virtue of being in the same building that the infected player was in.  Then the entire NCAA tournament will be cancelled.

This isn't going to be a "play it in May" scenario with how long this is going to spread for and how many people we worry about it touching.  We also aren't going to play it in June when players are graduated and prepping for the NBA draft.  We also aren't considering that the arenas are going to be booked for other events.  it is a logistics nightmare to get this done.

The tourney is either on or it is off.  Right now I would have to put it at a 60% or more chance that it won't happen and every media personality that says it should be delayed or cancelled is only putting more pressure on Emmert to cancel it.  we need a minor miracle if our march madness is to be saved.

This is pretty much my thinking as well.

34 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Suck a dick, Pam

Does that help against coronavirus? Asking for a friend 

Rudy Gobert has surpassed Ron Artest as the League’s biggest moron of all time. 

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6 minutes ago, Kermit said:

Rudy Gobert has surpassed Ron Artest as the League’s biggest moron of all time. 

I wonder if anyone will want to play with him. What an asshole 

20 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Does that help against coronavirus? Asking for a friend 

Depends if she swallows or not.  

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