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I'd nail that snatch, and then make a taco out of cheetos and peanut butter, washed down with cold Bud Light. 

I have lingo questions. 
 

untuckit? She has a dick? Smoke show super gash.... she has an enormous vagina or The notion of her having a vagina is a smoke show?

 

fuck I am so confused. 

She's pretty damn hot.  I like that she doesn't have her nails done which means she's most likely low maintenance and will let you chuck it in her dumpster when she is on the rag. 

Does her name happen to be Fransisca James? Answering for a friend.

CHIEF

Edited by CHIEF
Not sure how to spell first name

On 3/11/2020 at 12:15 AM, Hate said:

She's pretty damn hot.  I like that she doesn't have her nails done which means she's most likely low maintenance and will let you chuck it in her dumpster when she is on the rag. 

Columbo ain’t got shit on you 

Well, I started at the top and scrolled down. Looked pretty good. Outstanding, really. Got to the knees, nothing too funky there. Dropped down a little further and WhatThe FuckAreThose?

Some of the ugliest footwear I ever saw. What purpose is served by that bullshit above the ankles?

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5 hours ago, Saint Austin said:

Not gonna lie, she's caught me eye, too.

OK then.

 

May need some time with the JUGS machine. 

I'd give her my 4.5 head
No need to brag

Not sure I'd go smoke show. I'd say more hot chick who lives in the neighborhood.  

Like you motherfuckers know the first thing about chicks shoes.

 

17 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Like you motherfuckers know the first thing about chicks shoes.

 

Got something to get off yer chest brah ?

11 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Is it okay for me to want to fuck her?

Don't want to get out of line again with what I find attractive.

Please let me know.

Ill Allow It Spanish GIF

20 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Is it okay for me to want to fuck her?

Don't want to get out of line again with what I find attractive.

Please let me know.

SEE: Post #33

There's a hot mommy that's featured in a reoccurring Facebook ad for Avocado Green Mattresses. If I see it again, I'll post it here. 

On 3/25/2020 at 11:25 AM, BurntEyes said:

Is it okay for me to want to fuck her?

Don't want to get out of line again with what I find attractive.

Please let me know.

Go for it brah....

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