April 7, 20205 yr Popular Post 4 minutes ago, Junior Miller said: I meant if it gets so bad that I start having severe respiratory distress and will probably die anyway. Not if I just feel bad. I have to start not being able to breathe bad because my lungs are filling with fluid, but if that were to happen I'd rather die by bullet than drowning on my own blood and fluids And if it gets that bad and it's her selfish stupidity that caused me to die I might put one in her head too. Words can't describe how badly I hate this bitch now for doing this. You sound super stable
April 7, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, BayouBill said: You sound super stable No intention to pile on here, but this made me laugh myself hoarse. Well done, sir, and thank you.
April 7, 20205 yr 31 minutes ago, Junior Miller said: I meant if it gets so bad that I start having severe respiratory distress and will probably die anyway. Not if I just feel bad. I have to start not being able to breathe bad because my lungs are filling with fluid, but if that were to happen I'd rather die by bullet than drowning on my own blood and fluids And if it gets that bad and it's her selfish stupidity that caused me to die I might put one in her head too. Words can't describe how badly I hate this bitch now for doing this.
April 7, 20205 yr Popular Post 8 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: Are we getting ready to see the first shaggy/surly murder suicide? I sure hope so. I am Borrrrrrrrrrrrrred.
April 7, 20205 yr 25 minutes ago, BayouBill said: You sound super stable If I was on his wife's jury, I would vote to acquit.
April 7, 20205 yr Popular Post And there you have it ladies and gentleman. The pure unadulterated shitastic fuckedupedness that is the poster Junior Miller
April 7, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Junior Miller said: I think my wife may have fucked us. I requested one fucking thing: don't go to stores and don't go see friends. That's it. Let me go to the stores. Let me take the risk because I can ramp up and be super OCD about this. Well she disobeyed and went to see two friends at their houses over the last 2 weeks and went to Walmart twice. Now she's had two days of feeling cold, sore throat, and overall feeling fatigued and muscle aches. I'm scared shitless. Don't feel anything different yet but seriously considering going today to buy a pistol and ammo so if this thing gets really bad for me I can kill myself before the worst symptoms of the pneumonia distress start. If I'm fortunate and don't get sick very badly I'm leaving her as soon as possible and filing for divorce. She showed she can't even put my or her own health and life ahead of her selfish desires to see her friends. That's unforgivable. 1 hour ago, Junior Miller said: I meant if it gets so bad that I start having severe respiratory distress and will probably die anyway. Not if I just feel bad. I have to start not being able to breathe bad because my lungs are filling with fluid, but if that were to happen I'd rather die by bullet than drowning on my own blood and fluids And if it gets that bad and it's her selfish stupidity that caused me to die I might put one in her head too. Words can't describe how badly I hate this bitch now for doing this. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!
April 7, 20205 yr Can we ban him for threatening to kill his wife? We could spoof a poster account for her to make it within the rules. Edited April 7, 20205 yr by mdmost
April 7, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Junior Miller said: I meant if it gets so bad that I start having severe respiratory distress and will probably die anyway. Not if I just feel bad. I have to start not being able to breathe bad because my lungs are filling with fluid, but if that were to happen I'd rather die by bullet than drowning on my own blood and fluids And if it gets that bad and it's her selfish stupidity that caused me to die I might put one in her head too. Words can't describe how badly I hate this bitch now for doing this. Pics of wife?
April 7, 20205 yr 34 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said: Pics of wife? But only if she’s still alive, no death photos.
April 7, 20205 yr Popular Post 3 minutes ago, Hook1997 said: But only if she’s still alive, no death photos. I’ll take either
April 7, 20205 yr Don't we have an obligation to tell law enforcement that premeditated Capital murder might happen? @Junior Miller where do you live? How is it we have an alcoholic thread but not a sociopath thread?
April 7, 20205 yr 52 minutes ago, mdmost said: Can we ban him for threatening to kill his wife? We could spoof a poster account for her to make it within the rules. PRetty sure we still need pics so we can make an appropriate decision.
April 7, 20205 yr 4 minutes ago, BearSchlong said: Don't we have an obligation to tell law enforcement that premeditated Capital murder might happen? @Junior Miller where do you live? How is it we have an alcoholic thread but not a sociopath thread? 'Cause everyone on surly is a sociopath? OK ok, everyone on surly is probably an alcoholic too. I hear ya.
April 7, 20205 yr Popular Post 2 hours ago, Junior Miller said: I meant if it gets so bad that I start having severe respiratory distress and will probably die anyway. Not if I just feel bad. I have to start not being able to breathe bad because my lungs are filling with fluid, but if that were to happen I'd rather die by bullet than drowning on my own blood and fluids And if it gets that bad and it's her selfish stupidity that caused me to die I might put one in her head too. Words can't describe how badly I hate this bitch now for doing this. Hey buddy. I don’t know how to tell you this...and I know you’re frequently confused by this very simple thing, but...this isn’t the cloak room. While it’s normal there to threaten to murder public figures and other posters regularly there for not agreeing with your tunnel’d up worldview, but shit like threatening to kill your wife is frowned up on the rest of shaggy. Publicly at least. Maybe you should head back over there where you can bask in the arms of sympathetic well wishers and a few of those like minded psychopaths. also, you’re a huge pussy for talking about offing yourself before even trying to go to a hospital to seek treatment. But that’s like, just my opinion man. Why don’t you ask real nice to bum some of the hydrochloronique or whatever it is triplehorn scammed off a pharmacist first? Edited April 7, 20205 yr by SydneyCarton
April 7, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, closetojumping said: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! I'm pretty sure most people go through an entire lifetime without thinking to themselves "You know, the only appropriate response to that was 'HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!'" I am not one of those people.
April 7, 20205 yr 37 minutes ago, BearSchlong said: Don't we have an obligation to tell law enforcement that premeditated Capital murder might happen? @Junior Miller where do you live? How is it we have an alcoholic thread but not a sociopath thread? We do, it’s called the CR.... right down below.
April 7, 20205 yr 38 minutes ago, BearSchlong said: @Junior Miller where do you live? Who's the psychopath here?
April 7, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, Junior Miller said: I think my wife may have fucked us. I requested one fucking thing: don't go to stores and don't go see friends. That's it. Let me go to the stores. Let me take the risk because I can ramp up and be super OCD about this. Well she disobeyed and went to see two friends at their houses over the last 2 weeks and went to Walmart twice. Now she's had two days of feeling cold, sore throat, and overall feeling fatigued and muscle aches. I'm scared shitless. Don't feel anything different yet but seriously considering going today to buy a pistol and ammo so if this thing gets really bad for me I can kill myself before the worst symptoms of the pneumonia distress start. If I'm fortunate and don't get sick very badly I'm leaving her as soon as possible and filing for divorce. She showed she can't even put my or her own health and life ahead of her selfish desires to see her friends. That's unforgivable. Goddamn dude if she gets COVID and lives and you divorce her then getting the disease will be the best thing that ever happens to her.
April 7, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, Junior Miller said: I think my wife may have fucked us. I requested one fucking thing: don't go to stores and don't go see friends. That's it. Let me go to the stores. Let me take the risk because I can ramp up and be super OCD about this. Well she disobeyed and went to see two friends at their houses over the last 2 weeks and went to Walmart twice. Now she's had two days of feeling cold, sore throat, and overall feeling fatigued and muscle aches. I'm scared shitless. Don't feel anything different yet but seriously considering going today to buy a pistol and ammo so if this thing gets really bad for me I can kill myself before the worst symptoms of the pneumonia distress start. If I'm fortunate and don't get sick very badly I'm leaving her as soon as possible and filing for divorce. She showed she can't even put my or her own health and life ahead of her selfish desires to see her friends. That's unforgivable. Dude, get a hold of yourself. This is also flu season and common cold season. There's a pretty good chance your wife caught something other than Covid. And even if she got it, there's no guarantee you'll get it, and even if you do, if you're in triathlete shape like all of Surly, it's like 99+% you'll beat it. Add all of that up and you're freaking out over a thousand-to-one chance of being fucked. Are you sure you're not more pissed off that she "disobeyed" you? Go wash your hands and look up meditation instructions online. I'm completely serious. You're more likely to have a heart attack right now than to die from Covid. P.S. Pics of wife. Rules. Edited April 7, 20205 yr by TexArcher
April 7, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Hook1997 said: But only if she’s still alive, no death photos. shush...pipe down, you.
April 8, 20205 yr Popular Post 1) read ridiculous post completely detached from reality 2) check poster history to make sure I haven't accidentally liked anything recently 3) observe mostly cloak room and mma posts 4) seems about right
April 8, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, Junior Miller said: I think my wife may have fucked us. I requested one fucking thing: don't go to stores and don't go see friends. That's it. Let me go to the stores. Let me take the risk because I can ramp up and be super OCD about this. Well she disobeyed and went to see two friends at their houses over the last 2 weeks and went to Walmart twice. Now she's had two days of feeling cold, sore throat, and overall feeling fatigued and muscle aches. I'm scared shitless. Don't feel anything different yet but seriously considering going today to buy a pistol and ammo so if this thing gets really bad for me I can kill myself before the worst symptoms of the pneumonia distress start. If I'm fortunate and don't get sick very badly I'm leaving her as soon as possible and filing for divorce. She showed she can't even put my or her own health and life ahead of her selfish desires to see her friends. That's unforgivable. Im sorry but this is a Surly post of the year candidate. My only caveat being you dont actually kill anyone
April 8, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, Junior Miller said: I meant if it gets so bad that I start having severe respiratory distress and will probably die anyway. Not if I just feel bad. I have to start not being able to breathe bad because my lungs are filling with fluid, but if that were to happen I'd rather die by bullet than drowning on my own blood and fluids And if it gets that bad and it's her selfish stupidity that caused me to die I might put one in her head too. Words can't describe how badly I hate this bitch now for doing this. Is that you, froghorn?
April 8, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, Junior Miller said: I meant if it gets so bad that I start having severe respiratory distress and will probably die anyway. Not if I just feel bad. I have to start not being able to breathe bad because my lungs are filling with fluid, but if that were to happen I'd rather die by bullet than drowning on my own blood and fluids And if it gets that bad and it's her selfish stupidity that caused me to die I might put one in her head too. Words can't describe how badly I hate this bitch now for doing this. expectorant, tylenol, and sedatives. good luck. did i say sedatives? just point blank ask for some. get addicted to them, who cares. its better than killing anyone. hang in there
April 8, 20205 yr Popular Post 3 hours ago, Junior Miller said: I think my wife may have fucked us. I requested one fucking thing: don't go to stores and don't go see friends. That's it. Let me go to the stores. Let me take the risk because I can ramp up and be super OCD about this. Well she disobeyed and went to see two friends at their houses over the last 2 weeks and went to Walmart twice. Now she's had two days of feeling cold, sore throat, and overall feeling fatigued and muscle aches. I'm scared shitless. Don't feel anything different yet but seriously considering going today to buy a pistol and ammo so if this thing gets really bad for me I can kill myself before the worst symptoms of the pneumonia distress start. If I'm fortunate and don't get sick very badly I'm leaving her as soon as possible and filing for divorce. She showed she can't even put my or her own health and life ahead of her selfish desires to see her friends. That's unforgivable. I liked this post so you can cross Wulaw Horn off your list of people to kill
April 8, 20205 yr I think my wife may have fucked us. I requested one fucking thing: don't go to stores and don't go see friends. That's it. Let me go to the stores. Let me take the risk because I can ramp up and be super OCD about this. Well she disobeyed and went to see two friends at their houses over the last 2 weeks and went to Walmart twice. Now she's had two days of feeling cold, sore throat, and overall feeling fatigued and muscle aches. I'm scared shitless. Don't feel anything different yet but seriously considering going today to buy a pistol and ammo so if this thing gets really bad for me I can kill myself before the worst symptoms of the pneumonia distress start. If I'm fortunate and don't get sick very badly I'm leaving her as soon as possible and filing for divorce. She showed she can't even put my or her own health and life ahead of her selfish desires to see her friends. That's unforgivable. A recent clinical test proves with 99.999% confidence that COVID-19 can be destroyed simply by swallowing semen 3x per day. Please share these clinical findings with your wife. It might save her life.
April 8, 20205 yr Popular Post 3 hours ago, Junior Miller said: I meant if it gets so bad that I start having severe respiratory distress and will probably die anyway. Not if I just feel bad. I have to start not being able to breathe bad because my lungs are filling with fluid, but if that were to happen I'd rather die by bullet than drowning on my own blood and fluids And if it gets that bad and it's her selfish stupidity that caused me to die I might put one in her head too. Words can't describe how badly I hate this bitch now for doing this. well normally i'd be shocked at reading this, but I've seen your thought process play out in other areas of surly and this seems par for the course. This quote and the dude who posted pegging porn in the kobe thread will be a good battle for post of the year Edited April 8, 20205 yr by Sgt Hulk
April 8, 20205 yr Popular Post 13 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said: I liked this post so you can cross Wulaw Horn off your list of people to kill Junior Miller right now:
April 8, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said: well normally i'd be shocked at reading this, but I've seen your thought process play out in other areas of surly and this seems par for the course. This quote and the dude who posted pegging porn in the kobe thread will be a good battle for post of the year SiP is not over yet.
April 8, 20205 yr Buncha social justice warrior soybois hating on this man. Wives with disobedience issues need to be corrected.
April 8, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, Junior Miller said: I meant if it gets so bad that I start having severe respiratory distress and will probably die anyway. Not if I just feel bad. I have to start not being able to breathe bad because my lungs are filling with fluid, but if that were to happen I'd rather die by bullet than drowning on my own blood and fluids And if it gets that bad and it's her selfish stupidity that caused me to die I might put one in her head too. Words can't describe how badly I hate this bitch now for doing this. With the ease that law enforcement has in correlating who this person is, the IP the post was sent from, the device, etc I'm guessing the poster has no idea what premeditated means.
April 8, 20205 yr 28 minutes ago, staboner said: expectorant, tylenol, and sedatives. good luck. did i say sedatives? just point blank ask for some. get addicted to them, who cares. its better than killing anyone. hang in there SEDAGIVE???
April 8, 20205 yr 4 hours ago, Junior Miller said: I think my wife may have fucked us. I requested one fucking thing: don't go to stores and don't go see friends. That's it. Let me go to the stores. Let me take the risk because I can ramp up and be super OCD about this. Well she disobeyed and went to see two friends at their houses over the last 2 weeks and went to Walmart twice. Now she's had two days of feeling cold, sore throat, and overall feeling fatigued and muscle aches. I'm scared shitless. Don't feel anything different yet but seriously considering going today to buy a pistol and ammo so if this thing gets really bad for me I can kill myself before the worst symptoms of the pneumonia distress start. If I'm fortunate and don't get sick very badly I'm leaving her as soon as possible and filing for divorce. She showed she can't even put my or her own health and life ahead of her selfish desires to see her friends. That's unforgivable. 4 hours ago, Junior Miller said: I meant if it gets so bad that I start having severe respiratory distress and will probably die anyway. Not if I just feel bad. I have to start not being able to breathe bad because my lungs are filling with fluid, but if that were to happen I'd rather die by bullet than drowning on my own blood and fluids And if it gets that bad and it's her selfish stupidity that caused me to die I might put one in her head too. Words can't describe how badly I hate this bitch now for doing this. subscribed.
April 8, 20205 yr 4 hours ago, Junior Miller said: I think my wife may have fucked us. I requested one fucking thing: don't go to stores and don't go see friends. That's it. Let me go to the stores. Let me take the risk because I can ramp up and be super OCD about this. Well she disobeyed and went to see two friends at their houses over the last 2 weeks and went to Walmart twice. Now she's had two days of feeling cold, sore throat, and overall feeling fatigued and muscle aches. I'm scared shitless. Don't feel anything different yet but seriously considering going today to buy a pistol and ammo so if this thing gets really bad for me I can kill myself before the worst symptoms of the pneumonia distress start. If I'm fortunate and don't get sick very badly I'm leaving her as soon as possible and filing for divorce. She showed she can't even put my or her own health and life ahead of her selfish desires to see her friends. That's unforgivable. Nope. Not gonna go there. Edited April 8, 20205 yr by C-Man
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