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  • Huckleberry
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    lulz Porter shouldn't be done. Democrats abandoning her because she did one stupid thing is the exact behavior that's left the country fucked and in danger of being turbofucked (see: Franken). St

  • She’s in!  

  • This is awesome!    

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On 3/12/2020 at 5:39 PM, Bama Chick said:



Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders look like Statler and Waldorf from “The Muppet Show” and no one gives a fuck.

Have you asked their hookers?

 

But your point is spot on

  • 2 weeks later...

I mean, I love her but she’s been a Representative for less than two years and California is locked in for Biden already.

It’ll be Kamala or a female governor.

(It’s gonna be Gretchen Whitmer.)

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


(It’s gonna be Gretchen Whitmer.

Kamala for AG?

4 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

I like her too. She is a good one.

 

Love it.  Pretty sure she has Elizabeth Warrens' tutelage in her quiver as well.  More please. 

Edited by TDunk

On 3/12/2020 at 6:39 PM, Bama Chick said:



Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders look like Statler and Waldorf from “The Muppet Show” and no one gives a fuck.

Sorry I am a little late to this one, but thank you for the laugh. That is the funniest thing I have heard in a good while!

Edited by UpperWestside

Oh snap! Katie is giving Ticket Master some shit. They haven't given me an option to get a refund on 2 concerts so I hope this makes a difference. I wonder if she is in the hole a couple of concerts too. Or maybe she is giving them the business on behalf of some of her constituents.

 

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  • 2 weeks later...
9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Snowflake Trump thinks he's getting nasty treatment from reporters? The sneering, interrupting advocate who just tried to ramrod Porter is the worst example of biased journalism. What a piece of shit.

Team Porter.

Maybe she's Team Longhorn.

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Edited by RomaVicta

6 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Snowflake Trump thinks he's getting nasty treatment from reporters? The sneering, interrupting advocate who just tried to ramrod Porter is the worst example of biased journalism. What a piece of shit.

Team Porter.

Maybe she's Team Longhorn.

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Her sister is an MD in Austin

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15 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Her sister is an MD in Austin

And did some nice whiteboard videos on COVID

  • 3 weeks later...

minivans make way too much sense to be embraced by the form before function culture of america. 

  • 4 months later...

She's sharp as a tack and does not go into battle uninformed. She puts up with zero bs when she questions witnesses.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

She needs to take Kamala’s seat. 

This but she first needs to be re-elected.... She's fantastic.

 

4 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

This but she first needs to be re-elected.... She's fantastic.

 

I love her.

She made a rich, powerful man look like a second grader in the principal's office.

Yeah, she's pretty cool. She is also generous with her time by being joining other candidates for their fundraisers.  I got to sit in on one with her and Kara Eastman (NE-2).  Smart and funny, and no fucks given.  

Katie Porter's wallet is the one that says bad motherfucker on it. 

I have to add this one because yours ^^^^  is so funny and this makes a good sequel.

 

  • 1 month later...

Katie is trending today with the upcoming House session regarding Emily Murphy. Folks on Twitter are speculating what her questions will be, and what awesomeness will be on the white board of righteous facts.

A sample:

A Warren link, too but also a Cotton one:

 

Surprise surprise. Emily Murphy blew them off and didn't show for the hearing. Instead she announced that the Deputy GSA Administrator would give them a 'briefing' next Monday, (in other words, another week wasted.)

WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS.

No surprise that she doesn't want to go under oath for the House.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

No surprise that she doesn't want to go under oath for the House.

Oh this play is obvious.

Wait until PA certifies tonight, declare Biden tomorrow the apparent winner and release the transition funds and then she can be like "oh I don't need to show, the transition has started" 

The fact that the Deputy GSA Admin/GSA is gonna “explain” what their actions will be, tells me they will NOT acknowledge Biden as President-elect, thereby not funding any transition at this time.  Trump’s not going to give Biden the keys to the White House until noon on 1/20/21.  Period.

4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

The fact that the Deputy GSA Admin/GSA is gonna “explain” what their actions will be, tells me they will NOT acknowledge Biden as President-elect, thereby not funding any transition at this time.  Trump’s not going to give Biden the keys to the White House until noon on 1/20/21.  Period.

LOL you think Trump is gonna give him the key?

He'll head for Mar-a-Lago around Christmas and never go back to the White House.  Loyal lapdog Pence will sit there emotionless at the inauguration and do it for Trump like the good little sycophant he is. 

Plus if I'm Joe Biden, I'm having the entire White House deep cleaned and staying in Delaware after the inauguration until its disinfected.  Kamala and Doug can spend the night in Delaware while they bleach the Naval Observatory too. 

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11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

LOL you think Trump is gonna give him the key?

He'll head for Mar-a-Lago around Christmas and never go back to the White House.  Loyal lapdog Pence will sit there emotionless at the inauguration and do it for Trump like the good little sycophant he is. 

Plus if I'm Joe Biden, I'm having the entire White House deep cleaned and staying in Delaware after the inauguration until its disinfected.  Kamala and Doug can spend the night in Delaware while they bleach the Naval Observatory too. 

I'd settle for nothing less than a full tent fumigation. 

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56 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I'd settle for nothing less than a full tent fumigation. 

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That would be more than appropriate, given that this whole administration has been a fucking circus.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Oh this play is obvious.

Wait until PA certifies tonight, declare Biden tomorrow the apparent winner and release the transition funds and then she can be like "oh I don't need to show, the transition has started" 

Pretty close.

 

Not so much.

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

The fact that the Deputy GSA Admin/GSA is gonna “explain” what their actions will be, tells me they will NOT acknowledge Biden as President-elect, thereby not funding any transition at this time.  Trump’s not going to give Biden the keys to the White House until noon on 1/20/21.  Period.

 

Katie scared them out of the water!

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1 hour ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Murphy will receive the Order of Lenin.

Well it won’t be the Order of Lentil 

2 hours ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Murphy will receive the Order of Lenin.

Hopefully it’s an order to restrict calories.  

4 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Hopefully it’s an order to restrict calories.  

That'd be like slowing a flood w/ a screen door. 

  • 2 weeks later...

I love her so very very much.

 

Her cross-examination of Mnuchin was hot. Perfect witness control. 

 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

He really stepped on it.  

And...it doesn't matter.

On 12/2/2020 at 9:07 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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