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You can run me, you can starve me, you can beat me, you can shoot me, you can kill me. Just don't bore me.

I don’t want to get my head shot off in some far away land because you don’t habla! Comprende?!

I usually turn it off after the Swede gets his ass kicked, rest of the movie doesn’t hold much interest for me. 

Why don't you just sit there and bleed a while before you taste some real pain.

Well, well, well, well. I'm here to tell you that life as you knew it has ended. You all may as well go into town tonight. You may as well laugh and make fools out of yourselves. Rub your pathetic little peckers against your honies or stick it in a knothole in the fence but whatever it is, get rid of it. Because at 0600 tomorrow your ass is mine.

I said "don't give the prick the satisfaction"...sir!

7 hours ago, Underdog said:

I usually turn it off after the Swede gets his ass kicked, rest of the movie doesn’t hold much interest for me. 

Bullshit.  kicking the Major's ass in the field exercise was awesome..

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Match up!

What the hell was that?!?

 

Sir! That is an AK-47 assault rifle!

 

The preferred weapon of our enemy.

 

It makes a very distinctive sound when fired at us, sir!

 

Yes, it does, doesn't it?

 

 

13 hours ago, slorch said:

Bullshit.  kicking the Major's ass in the field exercise was awesome..

Agreed.  That smirk on Eastwoods face as the Major says he is about to put him in his place is priceless.

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