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Pony Excess

Eric Dickerson's gold trans am

Their cheating killed the SWC

Craig James killed 5 hookers

Anything I missed?

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I’m drunk

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  • Fudge Nuggets
    Fudge Nuggets

    Tie your fucking shoelaces, asshole.

  • Hiphopopotamos
    Hiphopopotamos

    This is awesome... Yes - that is Eric Dickerson in a gold Trans-Am.

  • Definitely need to swing by the Boulevard and to a game now that SMU is in a Power 4 conference.  SMU definitely has no love for FSU.     

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And caused a silly aggy to draw his sword like he was packing a Vienna sausage in his pants with a Napoleonic complex.  

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1 hour ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Gov. Clements paid the players well. 

He cheated so much they named a high school after him. 

12 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Craig James killed 5 hookers

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16 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Pony Excess

Eric Dickerson's gold trans am

Their cheating killed the SWC

Craig James killed 5 hookers

Anything I missed?

The gold trans am was from A&M. SMU gave him a LOT more.

10 hours ago, Bartles said:

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Second pic is way subpar for SMU.  Some fugly Pi Phis.

17 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Anything I missed?

Doak Walker. Payne Stewart. Larry Brown's retirement tour. Dubyah. 

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3 hours ago, ztejas said:

Doak Walker. Payne Stewart. Larry Brown's retirement tour. Dubyah. 

Doak Walker of course! I was drunk as fuck last night when I started the thread.

21 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Craig James killed 5 hookers

Anything I missed?

 

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Just wonder how many of those girls have ridden the pink pony?

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

@CenTXpony @ztejas to the courtesy phone. Were y'all there during the Pony Express years? Death penalty? After the death penalty?

I'm a youngin. Post DP. We sucked assssss my first 2 years (I think we won 3 games total). Chad left my senior year.

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42 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm a youngin. Post DP. We sucked assssss my first 2 years (I think we won 3 games total). Chad left my senior year.

Class of 2017?

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

@CenTXpony @ztejas to the courtesy phone. Were y'all there during the Pony Express years? Death penalty? After the death penalty?

I was SMU-adjacent during the Pony Express/Death Penalty years.  Several friends and acquaintances are visible in the crowd footage at DKR-TMS from the 30/30.

24 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Class of 2017?

2018

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So SMU is playing this year?  When will they, or the American Conference, make an announcement on the schedule?

4 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

 

Yeah, Kudos to TCU for trying to weasel out of it and then save face for recruiting once their FCS patsy backed out.

1 hour ago, TexasGary said:

 

Shane is going to completely demoralize them.

SMU junior golfer Charles Osborne is playing in the US Amateur final tomorrow - just 5 years after Dechambeau won it as a junior.

2 US Am champs in 5 years would be pretty pretty pretty hot shit.

[mention=1913]CenTXpony[/mention] [mention=3794]ztejas[/mention] to the courtesy phone. Were y'all there during the Pony Express years? Death penalty? After the death penalty?

My bad just saw this. I’m 32.
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Anyone else interested in going to the Iron Skillet game? Shane about to whip that ass again

19 hours ago, TexasGary said:

 

 

Go Get It SHANE !!!!

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Anyone else interested in going to the Iron Skillet game? Shane about to whip that ass again

Trying to arrange a ride back to Austin because I’ll be flying in that morning from NYC to DFW instead of Austin now
18 hours ago, ztejas said:

SMU junior golfer Charles Osborne is playing in the US Amateur final tomorrow - just 5 years after Dechambeau won it as a junior.

2 US Am champs in 5 years would be pretty pretty pretty hot shit.

He would be 5th since ‘98 too. 

20 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

He would be 5th since ‘98 too. 

Damn - who are the other 3? Didn't realize our record was that good. 

Osborne will be trying to join Bryson DeChambeau (2015), Kelly Kraft (2011), Colt Knost (2007) and Hank Kuehne (1998) as Mustangs who have won the championship.

13 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Osborne will be trying to join Bryson DeChambeau (2015), Kelly Kraft (2011), Colt Knost (2007) and Hank Kuehne (1998) as Mustangs who have won the championship.

Forgot about Kelly. 

Osborne 1 down through 25.

On 3/16/2020 at 12:30 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Craig James killed 5 hookers

That we know of.

 

UConn would be the first team we’d beat Post death penalty. They’ve always been a win during our worst seasons.
24 minutes ago, Netanyahu for TCU said:

Game on! See y'all in Fort Worth.

They play @ Texas State in 2 weeks...that feels insane to say. I'm pumped for SMU @ TCU and it should be a Top 25 matchup with all the teams that dropped. 

SMU vs Memphis game last year currently on ESPNU... interesting comment just now about how the faster paced smu offense helps overcome having a weaker OL 

 

Who is new SMU OC for 2020??

4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

SMU vs Memphis game last year currently on ESPNU... interesting comment just now about how the faster paced smu offense helps overcome having a weaker OL 

 

Who is new SMU OC for 2020??

That was a fun game and from what I recall it was a trash week overall that led to Gameday showing up.

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