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On 5/13/2025 at 11:07 AM, ztejas said:

We played FSU at home last season.

Yawn. The small B12 teams, including TCU, played UT and OU every other year at home. That doesn’t mean a marquee OOC opponent wants to come to a shoebox, and definitely doesn’t mean that TV wants a game in a HS stadium. 

It’ll be at Jerry World. 

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1 minute ago, nnm said:

Yawn. The small B12 teams, including TCU, played UT and OU every other year at home. That doesn’t mean a marquee OOC opponent wants to come to a shoebox, and definitely doesn’t mean that TV wants a game in a HS stadium. 

It’ll be at Jerry World. 

Y'all are so fucking aggy it's ridiculous.

No one is worried about that game not being at Ford but fucking TCU fans. Believe it or not - SMU and TCU are separate schools with separate agendas and different scheduling. 

Keep citing some Jerryworld shit from 10 years ago that no one gaf about. 

LSU will either play at Ford or they won't play us at all and have to write a fat check. 

SMU isn't getting hoodwinked by some backwater fucking institution in the most corrupt state in the country. Grow up.

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On 5/12/2025 at 12:05 PM, statsman said:

What stadium do you think they will host LSU in? AT&T? Cotton Bowl?

They'll play it their new and improved Gerald Ford Stadium. Fuck Jerry World 

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

If NIL continues as it is, SMU could quickly replace aggy as the 2nd biggest player in NIL in Texas. 

Money helps a great deal, but actually showing you can develop a quarterback who can throw the ball down the field plays a part as well.  

Seriously, OU has fucked up the quarterback situation the last two years and kids notice that shit.  

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36 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

If NIL continues as it is, SMU could quickly replace aggy as the 2nd biggest player in NIL in Texas. 

If SMU could ever get Dallas to embrace it as Austin has UT, they could be a player for a long time.

1 hour ago, Satchel said:

If SMU could ever get Dallas to embrace it as Austin has UT, they could be a player for a long time.

Never gonna happen as long as the Cowboys are around.

2 hours ago, Hawndoh said:

Never gonna happen as long as the Cowboys are around.

There are 8 million people in DFW.  SMU won’t need all of them. They’re making inroads for sure.

On 5/19/2025 at 6:14 PM, Hawndoh said:

Never gonna happen as long as the Cowboys are around.

This is what people miss,  at one time SMU, TCU, and RIce drew very large crowds, even when they weren't great and then pro football came to town.  

Granted, we and Rice fucked ourselves for several years with our attitude towards football while SMU was willing to try to win.  

The thing is the crowds went away and just for the record, all 8M in the metroplex aren't tied to SMU.  

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Real grass going in:

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I sold a little grass my junior year iykwim.

1 hour ago, Royale with cheese said:

Bevo likes it--says that other shit tasted like plastic. 

So why doesn't Texas have grass then?

On 5/19/2025 at 8:34 PM, Satchel said:

There are 8 million people in DFW.  SMU won’t need all of them. They’re making inroads for sure.

Park Cities people tend to go.  I never figured it would be more widespread than that for non-alumnae.  But I don't know shit.

3 hours ago, Royale with cheese said:

Fuck, I thought that was us. 

I can definitely see how you could mistake that stadium for DKR.

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3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I can definitely see how you could mistake that stadium for DKR.

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Yeah, on a map I get Rhode Island mixed up with Texas sometimes, too. Same with my, ah, private parts . . .

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Look at ole Rhett spreading his wings in the ACC, lulz. 

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Lashlee took his SEC grudge to new levels Tuesday during an appearance at the 2025 ACC Media Days in Charlotte when he called into question the SEC’s depth as a conference.

“The SEC has had the same six schools win the championship since 1964. Not a single one has been different since 1964,” Lashlee said, according to Ben Portnoy of the Sports Business Journal. “That’s top-heavy to me. That’s not depth.”

Maybe if he can take some time away from packing sand in his bloody twat, he can list the myriad of ACC teams that have won national championships over the same period. It must be 7 or 8 right? 

49 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Look at ole Rhett spreading his wings in the ACC, lulz. 

Maybe if he can take some time away from packing sand in his bloody twat, he can list the myriad of ACC teams that have won national championships over the same period. It must be 7 or 8 right? 

This. Clemson winning 8 of last 10 don't do much for this dipshit's point.

-edit - I am referring to ACC conf championships

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2 hours ago, Blotto said:

Look at ole Rhett spreading his wings in the ACC, lulz. 

Maybe if he can take some time away from packing sand in his bloody twat, he can list the myriad of ACC teams that have won national championships over the same period. It must be 7 or 8 right? 

Pitt, Clemson, Miami, FSU unless I am missing one because of realignment. 

38 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Pitt, Clemson, Miami, FSU unless I am missing one because of realignment. 

Ga Tech won a split championship back in the 90's I think. Pitt and Miami weren't in the ACC at the time they won their championships, so if he's gonna count those, he should also count Texas and OU in the SEC tally ( so 8 of 16 teams). I'm still not sure what his point was other than proving he's a moron. 

9 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Ga Tech won a split championship back in the 90's I think. Pitt and Miami weren't in the ACC at the time they won their championships, so if he's gonna count those, he should also count Texas and OU in the SEC tally ( so 8 of 16 teams). I'm still not sure what his point was other than proving he's a moron. 

That was the Ga Tech team that split a national title with Washington. 

19 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Ga Tech won a split championship back in the 90's I think. Pitt and Miami weren't in the ACC at the time they won their championships, so if he's gonna count those, he should also count Texas and OU in the SEC tally ( so 8 of 16 teams). I'm still not sure what his point was other than proving he's a moron. 

Good catch...totally forgot about that one. 

He kinda has a point:


NEW: SMU head coach Rhett Lashlee takes shot at the SEC in defense of strength of ACC: “The SEC has had the same six schools win the championship since 1964. Not a single one has been different since 1964. That’s top-heavy to me. That’s not depth.”

19 hours ago, Satchel said:

He kinda has a point:


NEW: SMU head coach Rhett Lashlee takes shot at the SEC in defense of strength of ACC: “The SEC has had the same six schools win the championship since 1964. Not a single one has been different since 1964. That’s top-heavy to me. That’s not depth.”

No, he really doesn't. 

I guess Rhett didn't want to talk shit about the Big 10 since he's still putting salve on his ass from the beating Penn State gave him. 

On 7/24/2025 at 7:54 AM, TrashMaster G said:

No, he really doesn't. 

hmmm.  Which conference has a quality national contender at #7?

  • 1 month later...

Good stuff. We sat by his whole family at the BC game last year. It was highly entertaining. 

Nothing wrong with 7 within a minute but dear God these uniforms are bad. 

Just gonna be straight up.

We look like fucking trash and Jennings appears to have learned nothing from last season.

I think this is an 8-4, 7-5 type year that we need to take in stride and reassess after.

I like Rhett - hang on to him but give him an opportunity to rebuild this shit.

Fuck me. Maybe I feel different post Baylor.

We led the nation in penalties last season and seem to be continuing that plus Jennings brain fart turnovers will doom us a few times. 

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9 hours ago, ztejas said:

Just gonna be straight up.

We look like fucking trash and Jennings appears to have learned nothing from last season.

I think this is an 8-4, 7-5 type year that we need to take in stride and reassess after.

I like Rhett - hang on to him but give him an opportunity to rebuild this shit.

Fuck me. Maybe I feel different post Baylor.

Was at the game last night reppin my undergrad alma mater East Texas and I'm surprised our defense was able to force multiple turnovers and rattled Jennings. Offense was trash, but defense was decent. SMU was a 49.5 favorite and we easily covered the spread which is a shock to me. Jennings looked like he didn't know what he was doing half the time. Oh well, maybe the Mustangs were playing conservative so Baylor won't have much film on them and they knew that East Texas had no chance to win. 

Yikes... 

#17 ranked ponies playing in Dallas,  lose to baylor in double OT

48-45

Really bad loss. Not sure this team is very good. Which is unfortunate because we have a very good QB. 

Really bad loss. Not sure this team is very good. Which is unfortunate because we have a very good QB. 

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They can never take away that cfp appearance

If they go 0-2 vs Baylor and TCU that is a recruiting nightmare

4 minutes ago, Bartles said:

If they go 0-2 vs Baylor and TCU that is a recruiting nightmare

Oh, didn’t you hear, they left BU and TCU in the dustbin of history when they had one good season. 

9 minutes ago, Bartles said:

If they go 0-2 vs Baylor and TCU that is a recruiting nightmare

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4 minutes ago, nnm said:

Oh, didn’t you hear, they left BU and TCU in the dustbin of history when they had one good season. 

Why don't you try not tripping on your own dicks again this season before talking a bunch of shit. 

Shitty loss but they’re fine for the season. Had  2 TD lead late and blew it, shit happens. 

10 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Hold up, there pardner did SMU avoid their dicks last year?

Talking about the TCU game if that wasn't clear. 

Rumor has it we played a postseason game up in Ohio or Pennsylvania or somewhere. I wouldn't know anything about that. 

6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Shitty loss but they’re fine for the season. Had  2 TD lead late and blew it, shit happens. 

I'm not sure this team is doing anything, anyway. Think they took a step back from last season and the schedule isn't easy, Two B12 OOC and have to play Clemson and Miami. We'll see what happens.

Ponies took the L today so they’d avoid a spotlight game when they play daddy in 2 weeks

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Talking about the TCU game if that wasn't clear. 

Rumor has it we played a postseason game up in Ohio or Pennsylvania or somewhere. I wouldn't know anything about that. 

I'm not sure this team is doing anything, anyway. Think they took a step back from last season and the schedule isn't easy, Two B12 OOC and have to play Clemson and Miami. We'll see what happens.

May not make another conference title run but will make a good bowl. Jennings is legit.

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