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All of Surly should pool our stimulus money together and do something world changing.

Think big, guys!

All of Surly should pool our stimulus money together and do something world changing.
Think big, guys!

So which instahoes are we gonna buy?
8 minutes ago, Somnio said:

All of Surly should pool our stimulus money together and do something world changing.

Think big, guys!

Build a huge Surly pergola ?

This.
 
Or new stereo speakers.

Guitar fund.
24 minutes ago, Somnio said:

All of Surly should pool our stimulus money together and do something world changing.

Think big, guys!

Get Milana Vayntrub to show us her major league yaboos.. for the children of course.

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23 minutes ago, Somnio said:

All of Surly should pool our stimulus money together and do something world changing.

Think big, guys!

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3 girls

If the strip clubs ever open back up I'm gonna go make it rain.  I don't think I'm getting a stimulus check but did get a surprise today when my student loan payment wasn't auto deducted from my account.  I went online to see the issue and my loans were put in forbearance until October.  That's $1,700 extra dollars per month until October...

7 minutes ago, SDG said:

If the strip clubs ever open back up I'm gonna go make it rain.  I don't think I'm getting a stimulus check but did get a surprise today when my student loan payment wasn't auto deducted from my account.  I went online to see the issue and my loans were put in forbearance until October.  That's $1,700 extra dollars per month until October...

is the interest on hold, as well?

( seriously asking)

Just now, Iceman said:

is the interest on hold, as well?

( seriously asking)

Yeah; interest is reset to 0% until October.  

sweet.   That'll help folks.

 

24 minutes ago, SDG said:

Yeah; interest is reset to 0% until October.  

Got the same email.  With that money and the stimulus and all yalls refinances we goin to the Sizzler baby (when it reopens of course)

whoo hoo, I've got 3 kids under 17, that's an extra $500 each.  

12 hours ago, Somnio said:

All of Surly should pool our stimulus money together and do something world changing.

Think big, guys!

Two words:  Surly's Cantina

10 hours ago, TexasEd said:

whoo hoo, I've got 3 kids under 17, that's an extra $500 each.  

That's not going to offset the funeral costs after you've been cooped up with them for 3 months straight and no trips to Grandma's.

18 minutes ago, Somnio said:

Two words:  Surly's Cantina

 

Two words:  GLOBAL WARMING...

 

On 3/25/2020 at 7:44 PM, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I am not getting shit. 

If I were, I would put it in my Robin Hood account.  That shit is addicting.

Get a better acct. RobinHood is a shitty platform for millennial newbs 

21 hours ago, Hawndoh said:

That's a boatload of rivets.

And you should find one of those novelty penny smasher things like at Six Flags and smash them all first to make it a little more scale-like.

But then you gotta pay a dollar for each penny 

Not if you use part of the money to buy your own penny smashing machine. Then you could also smash them with your own custom design.

5 minutes ago, Hawndoh said:

Not if you use part of the money to buy your own penny smashing machine. Then you could also smash them with your own custom design.

And then charge other people a dollar for your custom designed penny. 

15 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Build a huge Surly pergola ?

If the Cloak Room is any indicator we will not all fit under one roof.

1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

If the Cloak Room is any indicator we will not all fit under one roof.

Internment  re education, camps for the reprehensible ones.

1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

If the Cloak Room is any indicator we will not all fit under one roof.

Oh I thought it was Bc we are all getting fat from quarantine 

10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Oh I thought it was Bc we are all getting fat from quarantine 

That and we're all bringing our smoking hot wives and genius children.

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Internment  re education, camps for the reprehensible ones.

Ah.  Good.  "The beatings will continue until morale improves you shut your fucking face hole."

For the 20% of Americans without direct deposit from IRS:

According to The Washington Post, which has reviewed a timetable from the IRS, stimulus checks first will be sent to taxpayers with the lowest income:

April 24: Less than $10,000

May 1: $10,0001 - $20,000

May 15: $20,001 - $40,000

May - September: checks sent in order from lowest income to highest income based on 2018 or 2019 tax information

September 4: remaining checks sent

September 11: checks sent to those who didn’t provide information to IRS

I don’t know what OB means but is it worth the almost extra 12 grand? I’ll be getting $3400 from the govt so I feel if I trickle that down to about 9 grand more for OB I feel it’s the right move

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2 hours ago, El Diablo said:

If the Cloak Room is any indicator we will not all fit under one roof.

That depends.  Can pieces of the roof be broken off and chiseled into sharp points?

IDK maintenance costs on the OB will be a lot lower in the long run.  That is something to think about as you finance your new toy for a 30 year note.

IDK maintenance costs on the OB will be a lot lower in the long run.  That is something to think about as you finance your new toy for a 30 year note.

Great. Now I’m conflicted.
14 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Great. Now I’m conflicted.

Get the IO and take the savings and buy a new truck.  That is how you maximize your 3400.  

16 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Great. Now I’m conflicted.

I've always been Onboard with outboards. Less expensive to work on, fewer maintanance issues over time than inboards or inboard-outboards.

I don't know boats, but wouldn't you get a little more interior space with the outboard?

Get the IO and take the savings and buy a new truck.  That is how you maximize your 3400.  

True. And a trailer
1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

I've always been Onboard with outboards. Less expensive to work on, fewer maintanance issues over time than inboards or inboard-outboards.

Are you Onboard with using some of the dollars for a money making penny smashing machine and with said profits buying a bigger inboard-outboard?

I'll throw in a few of my own dollars if it'll help us get a scripper pole up under that pergola. Lots of them gals need our support.

12 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

I'll throw in a few of my own dollars if it'll help us get a scripper pole up under that pergola. Lots of them gals need our support.

Somethin's gotta holds up the roof......

3 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

I've always been Onboard with outboards. Less expensive to work on, fewer maintanance issues over time than inboards or inboard-outboards.

Yes, boats should either OB(s) or real inboard(s).  I/O is bleh.  

1 minute ago, fattyflattie said:

Yes, boats should either OB(s) or real inboard(s).  I/O is bleh.  

Yep, preferably twin Chevy small blocks.

1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

I'll throw in a few of my own dollars if it'll help us get a scripper pole up under that pergola. Lots of them gals need our support.

Why not one under the pergola and another on top of the pergola?

5 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Why not one under the pergola and another on top of the pergola?

One's nice, but how about 4 !!?"

2 hours ago, TeddyBearStallion said:

Thinking of buying a Concept2 Model D rower so I can get in better shape.   

If that's what floats your boat.

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8 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

If that's what floats your boat.

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Sporting one of those suits would make it easier for women to see me sporting my bulging package.

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