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Coronavirus

Means we cannot drink green beer

At bars with our friends.

There once was a virus from Dublin*,

With symptomology that was a troublin.

Now we keep social distance,

scrub & wash off our mitts,

and drink alone with our minds on the strugglin.

 

*Giving China the day off

Haiku?  for St Pat's?

Do you even Limerick?

Éirinn go Brách, bitch!

Pounded beers today

No virus from her except

Hurts bad when I pee 

In da Mobile hood

Green shorty prays for sweet death

Ghetto crowd shouts hey

There once was a bat from Wuhan

Who served as a meal for a man

Now the bars are all closed...

and the Irish are hosed

Flying rat jacked my annual black n’ tan

Edited by squib

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