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Old people don't know shit...

2 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Was that a Spring Break for 5s? 

IQ or appearance?

10 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Let the sharks sort them out. 

"Let's get this buffet started."

- shark

 

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I'm curious as to why her being from New Orleans made spring break extra important to her.

4 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

I'm curious as to why her being from New Orleans made spring break extra important to her.

Gives her a break from the madness ?

As silly as they were, none of those 1980's Spring Break themed comedies had characters this stupid.  

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to offer that hot blonde the BBD.  

The only difference between these people and their idiot parents is their youth.

We probably need a real plague. The rona isn’t going to kill off nearly enough of these idiots.

12 minutes ago, demos said:

We probably need a real plague. The rona isn’t going to kill off nearly enough of these idiots.

The loophole is, plague does not just kill idiots.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to offer that hot blonde the BBD.  


What hot blonde?
IQ or appearance?


Yes.

I wouldn’t exactly be upset if there were a drive-by shooting at any bar that’s still open.
7 hours ago, Lobo said:

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to offer that hot blonde the BBD.

Add me to the list of confused. 

23 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Add me to the list of confused. 

according to duckduckgo, since there's no fucking way Lobo is black, the answer is obviously Bell Biv Devoe.

meanwhile, I vote predator drones with mini-guns.  or just wall off Miami from the rest of the country.  I'm good with that, too.  sinking, anyway.

Give me all the shit you want, but it’s fucking impossible that none of y’all remember the ‘BBD’ from the spring break 80s comedy ‘Hardbodies’?  If you’re between 35-55, you watched that movie during your youth.  Every time I see spring break footage, I remember that movie.  
 

To be fair, it’s possible y’all didn’t watch all those 80s spring break movies since you lived in Texas where spring break actually occurred.  But we used to rent those all the time up north 

30 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Give me all the shit you want, but it’s fucking impossible that none of y’all remember the ‘BBD’ from the spring break 80s comedy ‘Hardbodies’?  If you’re between 35-55, you watched that movie during your youth.  Every time I see spring break footage, I remember that movie.  
 

To be fair, it’s possible y’all didn’t watch all those 80s spring break movies since you lived in Texas where spring break actually occurred.  But we used to rent those all the time up north 

North?  You’re from Oklahoma?

Hardbodies, is that he one about some dudes trying to get laid with a beach background, swamp background, or snow background?

7 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Corona is going to kill the olds and leave these fucking morons in charge.

Idiocracy is juuuuuuust around the corner.....

Last dude couldn't even finish "roll with the..."

 

Meh, let 'em party.

 

If I was young again, I'd be doing the same damn thing.

 

However, I seem to remember spring breakers being much hotter (S. Padre early 80s holla).

I was expecting a few beach pics with slutty coeds...disappointing.

1 hour ago, Matuka said:

I was expecting a few beach pics with slutty coeds...disappointing.

Exactly!  WTF was that shit?  Well, it was CBS news...

12 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Meh, let 'em party.

 

If I was young again, I'd be doing the same damn thing.

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12 hours ago, Nivek said:

Hardbodies, is that he one about some dudes trying to get laid with a beach background, swamp background, or snow background?

I thought is was about who could keep their hand on a car the longest.

12 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Meh, let 'em party.

 

If I was young again, I'd be doing the same damn thing.

 

However, I seem to remember spring breakers being much hotter (S. Padre early 80s holla).

Yeah as I was watching that I was thinking I could see me taking that exact same attitude the spring of 1986.  Except I'd be ripped and surrounded by hot tridelts. 

I thought is was about who could keep their hand on a car the longest.

That was the college version. We’re talking about grade school.
2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Yeah as I was watching that I was thinking I could see me taking that exact same attitude the spring of 1986.  Except I'd be ripped and surrounded by hot tridelts. 

wearing OP shorts and Vuarnet sunglasses, amirite?

Edited by CycleTex87

I was a Jams clothing man myself.  But I think I had some knockoff Vuarnets, or maybe Panama Jacks.  

3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Yeah as I was watching that I was thinking I could see me taking that exact same attitude the spring of 1986.  Except I'd be ripped and surrounded by hot tridelts. 

Somebody wake this man up, he's dream posting....

16 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Idiocracy is juuuuuuust around the corner.....

Huh? Dude, have you been asleep for the last, I dunno, three decades?

29 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Somebody wake this man up, he's dream posting....

Hey man, the older I get, the better I was.  I'm pretty fuckin' old. 

2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Do I know you?

I don't know.  I'm sure I rocked that look at some point in time mid '80s in Austin, TX.

5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Yeah as I was watching that I was thinking I could see me taking that exact same attitude the spring of 1986.  Except I'd be ripped and surrounded by hot tridelts. 

Josie's on a vacation far away........

 

Youth is wasted on the young. - George Bernard Shaw

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Hey man, the older I get, the better I was.  I'm pretty fuckin' old. 

Funny how our previous reality becomes better and better the older we get.

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

The pics aren't coming through for me.

Those were different times, I'm sure anyone who lived through that era in college is glad that lots of photos and videos don't exist on the internets.

23 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

Those were different times, I'm sure anyone who lived through that era in college is glad that lots of photos and videos don't exist on the internets.

Whew...... just had a moment there.....  yep true words ^^^^^^^

3 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:

Those were different times, I'm sure anyone who lived through that era in college is glad that lots of photos and videos don't exist on the internets.

Oh man. My life would not be safe. Already got a mug shot out of it. 

On 3/19/2020 at 10:07 AM, Eastwood said:

I'm curious as to why her being from New Orleans made spring break extra important to her.

Because her city got massively flooded... when she was in elementary school.

Curious if anyone in here has spring break aged kids and if they are forcing them to stay home.

Cause I ain’t seeing it amongst my social circles.

16 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:

Those were different times, I'm sure anyone who lived through that era in college is glad that lots of photos and videos don't exist on the internets.

Absolutely. Some of us wouldn’t be able to vote or be around firearms. 

9 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Curious if anyone in here has spring break aged kids and if they are forcing them to stay home.

Cause I ain’t seeing it amongst my social circles.

You have some incredibly stupid ass, social circle friends.

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