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#1

"Ooh you make my lungs burn, my lungs burn.   Gonna me make cough out my eyes, Corona." 
 

"Hubei, Hubei, oh baby, you make us  all get corona.   Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Hubei Hubei." 
 

“Infections of, the way life used to be” 

 

 

#4

Like a smoker she was coughing there

social distancing- she didn’t care

she walked up and took me by the hand

we made love in my chevy van

and I got covid-19

#6

The Chinese gave us the Corona

From The Knack we got My Sharona

the wife wanted to give some head

so we made our way to the bed

but instead she got da bona!

#9

Wasting away again in Coronaville 

searching for a mask and air pump

some people say it will miracle away

but I know

it's somebody's fault

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#14

Covid Queen, young and sweet, only 17.   Covid Queen, lickin’ seats on the plane latrine!! 

#15

Corona advance.....

Put on your latex that's colored blue

Corona advance.....

More bad news coming thru on the radio

Corona preys......

White pale skin lights up your face

Corona preys......

Social distance yourself to an empty space

 

Now if you say run

I'll run with you

And if you say hide

We'll hide ahhhhhh wahhhhhh ahhhhhh

Because my proximity to you

Would break granddad in two

If you should fall

into my arms

and tremble from CoroooooooooooooooooooooNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

#17

When I sneeze up in the place eh-yo you turn your heads, 

WU-HAN!!! I spread the viral death!

I got that Covid shit that make you lose yo breath,

WU-HAN!!! I spread the viral death!

You know the markets 'round here they all be nice and wet,

WU-HAN!!! I spread the viral death!

So give me two boiled bats and fried pangolin neck,

WU-HAN!!! I spread the viral death!

 

 

 

 

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#18

Stolen from someone on Daily Texan 

“This Miller Lite of mine, I’m gonna let it shine.” 

  • 2 months later...
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#22
19 hours ago, deter said:

Rhonda Vincent new version of "I ain't been nowhere man".

I thought that was a Covid & Cambria cut 

#23

This dude has made a ton of videos in the last 3 months, but "Go 6 Feet That Way" is pretty solid.

 

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