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  • See, I have three daughters. I actually used this as a teaching lesson yesterday. I told them that there were going to be these idiots who have no point of reference for the things that they’re going

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    My wife designed the Team USA opening ceremony jacket. So there’s that

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    I don't blame her one bit.  Such a terribly run Olympics.  How can she perform her best when the vault is that crowded?

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#1252

Yeah Karch has these ladies peaking at the right time. Just dismantling Brazil.

#1253

Not quite enough for Davis in the last round. Thought it was fairly balanced but Cruz had one or two really solid hits while Davis had a lot more glancing blows. 

#1261

I've got that China lost their final chance to break even!  Boxing match win by Team GB 5-0!

 

I  think that assures USA ending with most medals AND most gold medals!

Edited by TexLonghorn

#1268

Most gold, silver and bronze medals. 

Also 3 games in a row taking home most gold and most total. 

Sexy Fourth Of July GIF

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#1269
7 hours ago, wood said:

Yeah Karch has these ladies peaking at the right time. Just dismantling Brazil.

I did not see this one coming at all. They looked completely dead in the water and shell-shocked after losing 0-3 to the ROC, losing their best hitter and setter in Thompson and Poulter, and being down 1-2 to Italy. 

Then they reeled off 11 consecutive sets to win gold.

Well done, ladies.

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#1275

Look, we're letting Guam keep their medals.  Y'all be fucking cool, okay?  

Fine, absorb other competitive teams' medals into your count by force.  Would be the 19th most awkward thing you forced them to give up under threat of violence or imprisonment.  

We did it again, 15th time by my count all time where we've won the most Gold and the most total medals.  Obviously, it's because we're the largest nation on Earth and have the most athletes to pull from while we've been paying them all along to be servants of the state.  Oh wait...

God Bless the United States!  We even managed as a nation to only bitch about a couple things for a couple days.  All in all, we came to together to watch people who get to fulfill their dreams.  In the end, that's why we watch them.  Because they have the heart to do what we long ago abandoned.  I mean, don't get me wrong, I get to underwrite and de-risk real asset deals.  But if I had the chance, I'd be playing baseball in Tokyo.  Imagine if we gave this little of a fuck about what divides us the other 206 weeks every four years.  What we'd be capable of as a species.  In the end, we gotta go back to being shitheads holding one another back.  But let's bask in all this damn metal!

#1278
25 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Best thing about these Olympics are Snoop and Kevin.

https://youtu.be/PPV9gA2rB_U

Man. I should have watched more of those.

"Do you have fins on?" killed me. 

Phelps seems like such a cool mofo.

#1279
4 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

China is aggy  image.thumb.jpeg.aafc47af3475143539753936b8c189af.jpeg

I think we should add every country's medals that we liberated in WW2. Actually, you know what, just China's, since we'd have more than enough. We could even hand some of their's out to less fortunate countries.

#1280

Molly Seidel winning bronze in the women's marathon might have been one of the most unexpected medals on the U.S. side.  only her third marathon ever.  she's a bad ass.  her post-race interview was awesome.  she asked her family to drink a beer for her.  she is from Wisconsin, so that's a legit request.

 

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#1281
3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Molly Seidel winning bronze in the women's marathon might have been one of the most unexpected medals on the U.S. side.  only her third marathon ever.  she's a bad ass.  her post-race interview was awesome.  she asked her family to drink a beer from her.  she is from Wisconsin, so that's a legit request.

 

Man. How cute is she? 

#1283
8 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Closing ceremony seems like it sucks.

Not watching but another reason to pick 4 or so rotating sites.  You can get rid of all the country, city, region production shit....we know who you are.

Opening ceremony: Olympic flag raised, Athlete parade of nations, Games declared open, light the torch, the end

Closing ceremony:  Athletes walk in, recognize top individual and country performances at games, take down the flag, snuff the flame, roll the One Shining Moment recap video.

#1284

OK NSIAP but Eddy Alvarez on the baseball team became the 3rd American to medal in summer and winter olympics.

his winter medal...5000 meter team speed skate in Sochi.

I can't think of 2 things more different to medal in.  crazy.

#1285

Just saw vid of the 4x100 final. Now THAT was a badass race to watch. Stupid that we weren’t even in it though, we probably would’ve dominated.

#1286
3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Just saw vid of the 4x100 final. Now THAT was a badass race to watch. Stupid that we weren’t even in it though, we probably would’ve dominated.

USA is notorious for flubbing the 4x100 with poor baton exchanges or baton drops. This year was no exception 

#1287

They screw up the 4x1 with one simple answer - arrogance.  They expect to roll out 4 guys who don't practice together and breeze through to a medal.  Wonder who they were going to use in the final because the heat round didn't impress.  All the while, the jamaicans have been eating your lunch for years now.

#1288
1 hour ago, jeevsie said:

They screw up the 4x1 with one simple answer - arrogance.  They expect to roll out 4 guys who don't practice together and breeze through to a medal.  Wonder who they were going to use in the final because the heat round didn't impress.  All the while, the jamaicans have been eating your lunch for years now.

this is like the basketball team before dream team showed up.  we thought we could throw our B/C team out there with no real practice and get to the final with ease to run our A team.  the world has caught up and its not 1976-84 anymore. the 100 meter champ was born in El Paso.

#1289

Texas Athletes combined for 9 medals, including 5 gold.  2 of those medals were not won with Team USA (gold for Julia Grosso for Canada; Stacey Ann Williams for Jamaica).  10 straight summer Olympics with a gold medalist.

Texas as a program would have finished 17th among all countries in gold and 29th in total medals for incoming, current and former student athletes. 

  • Kevin Durant - Gold in MBB
  • Ryan Crouser - Gold in shot put
  • Chiaka Ogbogu - Gold in WVB
  • Ariel Atkins - Gold in WBB
  • Julia Grosso - Gold in WSOC
  • Cat Osterman - Silver in SB
  • Teahna Daniels - Silver in 4x100-meter relay
  • Erica Sullivan - Silver in Women's 1,500m freestyle
  • Stacey Ann Williams - Bronze in 4x400-meter relay

If you include 2022 committed recruit Lydia Jacoby's gold in 100m breakstroke and silver in 4x100-medley relay, that's actually 11 medals (t-23) with 6 gold (t-15th). 

#1290
5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Texas Athletes combined for 9 medals, including 5 gold.  2 of those medals were not won with Team USA (gold for Julia Grosso for Canada; Stacey Ann Williams for Jamaica).  10 straight summer Olympics with a gold medalist.

Texas as a program would have finished 17th among all countries in gold and 29th in total medals for incoming, current and former student athletes. 

  • Kevin Durant - Gold in MBB
  • Ryan Crouser - Gold in shot put
  • Chiaka Ogbogu - Gold in WVB
  • Ariel Atkins - Gold in WBB
  • Julia Grosso - Gold in WSOC
  • Cat Osterman - Silver in SB
  • Teahna Daniels - Silver in 4x100-meter relay
  • Erica Sullivan - Silver in Women's 1,500m freestyle
  • Stacey Ann Williams - Bronze in 4x400-meter relay

If you include 2022 committed recruit Lydia Jacoby's gold in 100m breakstroke and silver in 4x100-medley relay, that's actually 11 medals (t-23) with 6 gold (t-15th). 

When was the last time no Longhorn won a medal in men's swimming?

#1291
3 hours ago, dcar00 said:

this is like the basketball team before dream team showed up.  we thought we could throw our B/C team out there with no real practice and get to the final with ease to run our A team.  the world has caught up and its not 1976-84 anymore. the 100 meter champ was born in El Paso.

They were college players…

#1293
3 minutes ago, hpslugga said:

They were college players…

yeah I know. some of them were still pretty damn good.  I'd consider them "C" NBA players at the time.

#1294
On 8/7/2021 at 2:59 PM, conVINCEd said:

Any martial arts expert want to explain how you are disqualified for knocking your opponent the fuck out?

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#1295
17 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

When was the last time no Longhorn won a medal in men's swimming?

1980 and I think a Longhorn had won gold in every Olympics since then

#1297
22 hours ago, dcar00 said:

this is like the basketball team before dream team showed up.  we thought we could throw our B/C team out there with no real practice and get to the final with ease to run our A team.  the world has caught up and its not 1976-84 anymore. the 100 meter champ was born in El Paso.


. . . and like many people born in El Paso, his English isn't great and he doesn't living in the USA. 

But welcome to last week! Glad to have you!

#1298
7 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Joseph Schooling must have had a rough Olympics to not even medal this time 

He did. Finished last in his heat and 44th overall in the 100m fly.  I am not sure where he was training, but he won bronze at the 2017 World's and nothing at the 2019 World's.

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#1300
48 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Lmao all that publicity that she got just to her last place in this world completion. Dumb bitch Shacarri Richardson

maybe that weed she smoked was covering up PEDs

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