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what in the holy fuck is going on with our track guys....  we dont even get out of the first heat in the 4x100. 

and not because we dropped the fucking baton

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Wow, fucking 6th in our heat.  We're out.

What a shitty handoff between 2nd and 3rd legs.

holy fucking shit, that exchange was pure incompetence. He is holding the GD baton above his fucking shoulder.

i would be less pissed if we had dropped the fucking thing, at least that would show we knew were the fucking baton is supposed to be transferred, not up the dudes ass and sitting on his fucking shoulder. 

1 minute ago, Nolacycling said:

Not that it matters, but were we dq'd? 

LOLZ no

EDIT:  actually I don’t know, I changed the channel when I saw the 2nd exchange.  I knew we weren’t winning shit right there. 

4 minutes ago, Nolacycling said:

Not that it matters, but were we dq'd? 

 

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

LOLZ no

EDIT:  actually I don’t know, I changed the channel when I saw the 2nd exchange.  I knew we weren’t winning shit right there. 

lolz no is right.     

It was a real time no DQ

we got beat at the line by Ghana by .02.... they qualified. 

We need this 110m hurdles final to take that bad taste out of our mouth.  Hopefully Holloway takes the gold and that white Oregon WR can get a medal.

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

We need this 110m hurdles final to take that bad taste out of our mouth.  Hopefully Holloway takes the gold and that white Oregon WR can get a medal.

Or not.  Damn Holloway hit a wall.  And Allen was 4th.

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our track guys are falling apart.     Holloway was leading by 1.5 meters maybe more on the last hurdle and ends up losing. 

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

our track guys are falling apart.     Holloway was leading by 1.5 meters maybe more on the last hurdle and ends up losing. 

Looked like he had to check up because his strides were off.

He got too high over the last 2 hurdles for some reason

11 minutes ago, Marshall_Lucky said:

Fucking aggy Kerley. Seen cleaner exchanges in middle school meets.

My wife taught him in middle school.  Dumb as a stump

Yeah he sailed over that last few hurdles. You want to get your feet back on the track ASAP in the 110s


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5 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

aggy

 

5 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

Dumb as a stump

Something something redundancy.

18 minutes ago, Marshall_Lucky said:

Fucking aggy Kerley. Seen cleaner exchanges in middle school meets.

seemed like the third leg guy started late and fucking slow

Fucking shot putters are amazing athletes.


I’m probably the only NDSU guy on here but having an Olympian athlete take 9th in the world in an event probably crushes anything the football program has done. Shot put is Crousers to lose

Gold for Crouser, silver for Kovacs

And with gold already clinched, Crouser extends his olympic record and comes up just short of his WR on his last throw

Almost a world record for Crouser. Dominating

Damn, 5 of his 6 throws today broke the previous olympic record

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Damn, 5 of his 6 throws today broke the previous olympic record

yeah... his own record from 5 years ago

First ever olympic medal for Burkina Faso, bronze in the triple jump.  That's always cool.

How has China all of a sudden found these track athlete genes?  I mean, it's obviously 100% legit, so just curious where they came from.

More wrestling, loving learning the seldom-seen Baltic country abbreviations.  Go Mongolia.

Female wrestlers have serious trunks.

2 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Canadian Georgia Ellenwood could handle my javelin anytime

I've been following her on my Instagram for months. Made a post here the other day. You must have missed it. 

She's A list actress good looking. 

Just for my eye candy. Luka Doncic. Best looking player on the court. And probably best player at his age we’ve ever seen.

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8 hours ago, Stringer said:

How has China all of a sudden found these track athlete genes?  I mean, it's obviously 100% legit, so just curious where they came from.

I hear the have labs over there where they create things like viruses….  

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Baseball and MBB going for gold, both rematches. Baseball v Japan and MBB v France

9 hours ago, Stringer said:

How has China all of a sudden found these track athlete genes?  I mean, it's obviously 100% legit, so just curious where they came from.

Honestly it’s mostly due to a culture change in that country that happened around 10 years or so ago as it relates to running and track stuff. There are several articles where American coaches have been predicting the rise of China and Asian countries in track for years.

32 minutes ago, smuggs said:

"Hansle Parchment" is my favorite carpet sample at Home Depot.

Sounds like a millennial wedding dress/suit color. 

11 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Honestly it’s mostly due to a culture change in that country that happened around 10 years or so ago as it relates to running and track stuff. There are several articles where American coaches have been predicting the rise of China and Asian countries in track for years.

Cool for the rise of Asian and Chinese athletes.  Fuck China!

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That is awesome.  Both of those guys are absolutely freak physical specimens - Viking blood.  And a Longhorn too.

Do the divers from other countries look as gay as ours?  Is it a USA thing?

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