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Just now, Burt Macklin said:

No, it is not, but no one said anything like that, which was the whole point. It is painfully obvious that no one made a death threat and you're aware of that, which is why you had to completely change what is posted to even start inching towards that territory. 

Thank you for responding and confirming. I changed it because "hoping and/or wishing" has been classified as a threat in the past, met with a ban. Intent was not considered but glad this virus has brought levity to board policing moving fwd. 

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57 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Trying to say that while we’re over here in fucking America trying to tear each other down over this fucking stupid virus and whether or not we should be sending kids to school, playing sports, etc (which immediately devolves into a Bucket of fuck shit slinging contest) the fucking people in the origin of this fucking virus are roaming around by the thousands at outdoor parties with no masks and laughing their ass off at our dumbasses.   
 

fuck everything.  

Are they protesting? Because I was informed by a doctor on this very thread that when you gather in groups of 60K+ and scream your head off, you will not spread C19 if you are protesting.

7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

We're all going to die some day. So does that mean I just did a death threat on all of us?

You bastard.

Lolz. BUT THEY'LL BE FINE! STOP BEING SHEEP!

 

in-person to virtual in a week. Funny how it flips right after they collect tuition lol

3 hours ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

You would be an an awful actuary. Do you still drive a car?

Do you still wear a seatbelt?

1 minute ago, tex 2005 said:

cabal guys

So the cabal lives rent free in your head it seems. CABAL CABAL CABAL!

19 minutes ago, Captainant said:

in-person to virtual in a week. Funny how it flips right after they collect tuition lol

I'm sure they will happily grant refunds.

Just now, Brothahorn said:

I'm sure they will happily grant refunds.

Seems like they're only processing refunds for on-campus housing/residential plans. Tuition is still sticker-price

2 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Seems like they're only processing refunds for on-campus housing/residential plans. Tuition is still sticker-price

That does seem shady.

SIAP - Tulsa football team going into hiatus after 8 positive testing players

 

 

1 hour ago, Don Johnson said:

Wait....what?

 

Goddamn it Don, stop fucking posting sports stuff in here!   Nobody cares about that.

 

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Looks like aggy has a real chance at an undefeated season, if they get to play week 1, before the inevitable shutdown.

Natty, add it to the wall.

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46 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Lolz. BUT THEY'LL BE FINE! STOP BEING SHEEP!

 

Because its the classes that caused the issue.

1 hour ago, kopp0e said:

 

My God.....so it IS actually possible for the "best conference evah!" to have a full slate of in-conference games on a single weekend and not a damn one of them be remotely compelling.

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2 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

My God.....so it IS actually possible for the "best conference evah!" to have a full slate of in-conference games on a single weekend and not a damn one of them be remotely compelling.

What? That Vandy-Aggie game is going to be a slobber knocker.

3 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

My God.....so it IS actually possible for the "best conference evah!" to have a full slate of in-conference games on a single weekend and not a damn one of them be remotely compelling.

Leach against Coach O could be a good one. 

Covid-19 is now the No. 3 cause of death in the US.

 

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"Covid is now the No. 3 cause of death in the US -- ahead of accidents, injuries, lung disease, diabetes, Alzheimer's, and many, many other causes," said Dr. Thomas Frieden, a former director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

Heart disease and cancer are the leading causes of death in the US, according to the CDC.

The rate of deaths from Covid-19 is also much greater in the US than in many other countries, Frieden said.

"Last week, Americans were eight times more likely to get killed by Covid than were Europeans," he said.

 

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Who cares, they're not playing anyway.

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Imagine if they had the same zealous Covid-19 testing reporting as they did for their rape kits?  

LET’S OPEN THE SCHOOLS AND PLAY FOOTBALL DURING THE PEAK OF A GLOBAL PANDEMIC!!!

IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO PREDICT WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!  NO ONE REALLY KNOWS FOR SURE! 
 

/fucking moron

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

We're all going to die some day. So does that mean I just issued  a death threat on all of us?

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1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


It's already being painted on the outside of Kyle. Undefeated 2020.

They won’t go undefeated, they’ll just run out of losses. 

1 hour ago, honolulu horn said:

Do you still wear a seatbelt?

People who wear seatbelts still die in car crashes, to his point.

3 minutes ago, tex 2005 said:

hahah GIF
 

Like clockwork. If nothing else, you cabal fucks sure are predictable. 

So who's sock are you?  Let us know before you're banned, bro.  Because for a newb with 23 posts you sure do know a LOT. 

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

So who's sock are you?  Let us know before you're banned, bro.  Because for a newb with 23 posts you sure do know a LOT. 

it's the latest model of @stone oak

 

Best thing about being in The Cabal is  those original margaritas.  I had three of those Cabal Club margaritas one night and I don't know what happened after that.

30 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

So who's sock are you?  Let us know before you're banned, bro.  Because for a newb with 23 posts you sure do know a LOT. 

*whose

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Leach against Coach O could be a good one. 

OK....so 1 out of 8 games is "remotely" compelling.

Well the SEC didn't get to have their FCS cupcake weekend this year due to Covid so shitty week 1 is a substitute for that. 

1 hour ago, MirrOlure said:

My God.....so it IS actually possible for the "best conference evah!" to have a full slate of in-conference games on a single weekend and not a damn one of them be remotely compelling.

Yeah, it is almost like they were trying as many combinations as possible until they landed on the most boring one.  Of course, if it actually gets played (not bloody likely), I'll watch every one of them.

TFC will announce shortly that based on City of Austin extension of their orders of no gatherings of 10 or more, they have opted to cancel all tailgating on state lots.


 

9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

Haha. Clicked on that tweet for the comments, did not disappoint. The top 50 or so replies are just "Tate Gooch". 

14 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

had me until "tate gooch"

22 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Haha. Clicked on that tweet for the comments, did not disappoint. The top 50 or so replies are just "Tate Gooch". 

That guy looks like he would have been an awesome yacht rock singer in the '70s.

32 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

 

16 minutes ago, elfenix said:

had me until "tate gooch"

Didn’t have me until Tate Gooch. 

3 hours ago, Hurtlocker said:

Because its the classes that caused the issue.

Only the science and journalism classes....

Wasn't it The Gooch who was the mythical bully on Different Strokes that Arnold used to reference?

 

Wasn't it The Gooch who was the mythical bully on Different Strokes that Arnold used to reference?
 


That was this guy...

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1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

that has to be ChiTownDoc's real name

It’s Dr. Gooch to you, asshole. 

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