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4 minutes ago, Jack Wilson said:

No, no, you've got to narrow it down. If we negged all the idiots, there wouldn't be a Surl. 

I sure as shit wouldn't be here 

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34 minutes ago, Hurtlocker said:

Grabbing all the news then not showing up on the field is the Big Ten way.

The Spartans have already given up in August, same as any other season since 1966.?! 

 

Helicopter parents now shouting 'we don't see no football here, why aren't we in riot gear?'

24 minutes ago, Jack Wilson said:

No, no, you've got to narrow it down. If we negged all the idiots, there wouldn't be a Surl. 

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1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

I told that fuck down at the league office...who’s in charge of scheduling?

GET ME SOME TALKIE BIRDS UP IN HERE!

51 minutes ago, ztejas said:

 

I know this is probably a lost cause, but can we not go like 100% political in here? Just neg these idiots and move on.

i think aggie08 was /sarc

13 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I don't think we are disagreeing much.  I think they'll placate those families or try to.  They may even tell them they're considering what they've said and blah blah blah.  I just know from being around some of those academic elitists in the B1G (I'm definitely an outsider that's not worthy) that they'll laugh at those parents when nobody is looking.  Also many of them don't like the tail wagging the dog...IE coaches/football programs with too much power.  This will all lead to a reckoning - let's be honest, it's stupid that football players are lumped in with the rest of the student athletes anyway (maybe hoops belongs as a distant second in that exclusive club) and it's only a matter of time before they organize and these schools have some sort of split between these power programs and the University itself.  I could be wrong but I don't see that trainwreck being avoided...

*God damn, that's a lot of verbal diarrhea.  Fucking wine is hitting harder than I thought. 

Pos rep for self-awareness. Not sure that's within the surly-rules, but Ken Jeong I'll allow it .gif

 

This was a very Pac 12 response

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1 hour ago, Tigersnake said:

Pos rep for self-awareness. Not sure that's within the surly-rules, but Ken Jeong I'll allow it .gif

Yeah, I was like maybe I can stuff a few more full sentences in parentheses.  

Hmm... It sounds like counter-intelligence without the whole rigging of vote (a good movie someday)...

 

4 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

Hmm... It sounds like counter-intelligence without the whole rigging of vote (a good movie someday)...

 

Hmmm, a fifth-columnist, huh? Brilliant.

43 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I doubt they'll be the last to fall, out of necessity or out of "been waiting for a reason"

Stanford killed like 12 sports already i think

45 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

Imagine their relief when they learned they will not have to worry about getting Covid playing sports though. 

6 hours ago, tonedeaf said:

Hmmm....very odd. I am surprised the ME refused to do an autopsy.  Based on your 99% assumption she was a covid death, I assume she tested positive at some point in time.  It seems these days that covid deaths fits the agenda of the day.  No one seems to be dying from diabetes, heart disease, liver/kidney disease or even good ole cancer.  You know, the regular things that used to kill people.  Any way, sorry about your aunt.  Best of everything to you.  

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44 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

Hmm... It sounds like counter-intelligence without the whole rigging of vote (a good movie someday)...

 

Cancellation is a move so obvious makes it's unlikely to be a mole.  Kinda like no Republican plant would blow his cover by suggesting, Defund the Police.

43 minutes ago, notre dame joe said:

Cancellation is a move so obvious makes it's unlikely to be a mole.  Kinda like no Republican plant would blow his cover by suggesting, Defund the Police.

Well, politics/ smolitics..? The only thing that might cancel the season for SEC:

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There will be a lot of schools who can’t afford to carry an extra 20ish scholarships for one year.

13 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

There will be a lot of schools who can’t afford to carry an extra 20ish scholarships for one year.

How much does a scholarship really cost a school?

I would be okay never hearing or seeing Clay Travis‘s name ever again.  

He’s been entertaining af this entire pandemic
59 minutes ago, Bigpoppapump said:

Covid Hurricane? Is it even possible?

I was born, in a COVID hurricane.  
Saban howled, that morn at the drivin rain

But it’s alright now, in fact it’s a gas

but it’s alright, COVID-19 wearin masks masks masks... 

29 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

There are parts of Louisiana that are in the cone for both hurricanes landfalls. 

Could be the hurricane equivalent of "meet you at the quarterback."

30 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

There are parts of Louisiana that are in the cone for both hurricanes landfalls. 

They could merge into one massive sharkicane. 

3 hours ago, Hurtlocker said:

Stanford killed like 12 sports already i think

That's fine they competed in 156.

55 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

How much does a scholarship really cost a school?

I think at most schools the AD actually pays the full tuition to the university so it's a bit of a windfall to the university since the marginal costs of enrolling an additional 250-300 students are certainly less than tuition for each of those.

1 hour ago, Chet Steadman said:

I would be okay never hearing or seeing Clay Travis‘s name ever again.  

Same here, brother.  I wish he would outkick himself in the nutsack.  He's a tool, and anyone quoting him is a toolbag as well.

NCAA Volleyball pushed back to spring. Just announced ...

2 minutes ago, wood said:

NCAA Volleyball pushed back to spring. Just announced ...

So the ladies will wear their beach uniforms? That's a plus.

2 minutes ago, wood said:

NCAA Volleyball pushed back to spring. Just announced ...

Maybe I'm misunderstanding this, but this is the kind of strategy that has a better chance of working than just saying, "We're canceling and you're crazy for not panicking too!"

Tell the conferences that insist on fall sports other than football that the championships have been moved to the spring. "You can go ahead and play this fall if you want, but why not wait for the championships in the spring?"

Has no practical effect on football, of course. 

The conferences had already bumped volleyball to spring a couple weeks back. This just confirms the NCAA will try to stage a tournament, which is great if it works out. No idea where it puts them for 2021, they will probably want to get back on their fall schedule to preserve the pre-xmas Final Four on TV.

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It’s horrible, why did the liberal state run governments let everyone die?  Shameful.

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Big 12 is great.

Does anyone know if the Texas/LSU game was truly cancelled, or if it was postponed for a later year? Fucking ticketcity needs to give me my gdam money back.

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31 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Big 12 is great.

Pac12 conspicuously absent.

Should of had a Pac12 simp’ing for BIG10 

5 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

How much does a scholarship really cost a school?

Marginal cost isn't that much, unless you assume that they are taking a slot away from a paying student.  Very few schools, if any, are that capacity constrained.

4 hours ago, DanRydell said:

I think at most schools the AD actually pays the full tuition to the university so it's a bit of a windfall to the university since the marginal costs of enrolling an additional 250-300 students are certainly less than tuition for each of those.

Yes. And at UT it’s at out of state tuition rate regardless of where said scholar hails from. Not sure why. 

Also- haven’t seen anyone celebrating having Sam back for a 5th year on either this or the fall thread, but I guess I will be the first... welcome back Sam. Have all the records. 

24 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Yes. And at UT it’s at out of state tuition rate regardless of where said scholar hails from. Not sure why. 

In order to maximize the margin.   Transfer cost accounting rarely involves any measurable uptick in COGS, the difference in out of state vs in state tuition simply pads that margin via the increased “transfer price”.   

59 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Pac12 conspicuously absent.

Should of had a Pac12 simp’ing for BIG10 

A lot of viewers wouldn't know what the Pac 12 is

53 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Also- haven’t seen anyone celebrating having Sam back for a 5th year on either this or the fall thread, but I guess I will be the first... welcome back Sam. Have all the records. 

Lol i thought the same thing today. 
 

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

Pac12 conspicuously absent.

Should of had a Pac12 simp’ing for BIG10 

That's not true, they just showed up real late and no one really cared that they were there.

9 hours ago, Hurtlocker said:

Stanford killed like 12 sports already i think

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