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1 hour ago, utee94 said:

And if we just had robots play the game, that would eliminate injuries and other environmental impacts as well.

Better still, just have computers simulate the entire thing, PS3-style.  

I bet our tackling would look 100000x better in the simulation.

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Les Miles tested positive. 

Did someone with Covid spit on the grass and Les accidentally ate it?

16 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Did someone with Covid spit on the grass and Les accidentally ate it?

It was shit. And yes.

On 9/25/2020 at 10:52 AM, 4th&Five said:

uhhh...yeah!

U Plans to Expand Rice-Eccles Stadium - University of Utah Athletics

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Never noticed before, but from that angle the foot bridge looks like a piss stream coming out of the toilet seat.

On 10/6/2020 at 7:40 AM, utee94 said:

And if we just had robots play the game, that would eliminate injuries and other environmental impacts as well.

Better still, just have computers simulate the entire thing, PS3-style.  

But they'd have to re-rename all the buildings because we evil people treated AI-Persons like chattels. 

Don't know if there is a High School Thread.

 

But The Allen/Cedar Hill game has been cancelled. 

On 10/2/2020 at 4:30 PM, Bartles said:

It's late Friday so time to update this stat. There are 16 games scheduled tomorrow between two Power 5 opponents. Assuming no last minute cancellations (pretty sure we have not seen a game called on less than 24 hours notice), that means by the end of Saturday night, 41 out of 43 matchups between two P5 teams will have been successfully played.

(I know, I should probably start waiting til Sunday to update this)

Weekly update...looks like we will wake up Sunday with 58 out of 60 matchups between two P5 teams in the books on schedule.

"Isn't it cute" that we thought they could play college football this fall? "This is fine" cartoon; "See you in 2021"; etc.

(I know, we probably shouldn't take a victory lap with like two months left to navigate...lots of people were certain this wouldn't get off the ground at all)

A victory lap is ok, as long as you don't stop and pose for pictures 😁.

 

With all the doom and gloom predictions about absolutely no football and those who took it personal that it might happen, it's hard not to. The only certainty people should be going by is to take the it week by week and be flexible.

 

It could all come crashing down next week. And I would still consider that a success based on where we started.

Don't call it a comeback!

 

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Fucking rape enablers and now they can’t fucking keep their players away from Covid? Why are these fucks still allowed to be part of the conference?

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22 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Fucking rape enablers and now they can’t fucking keep their players away from Covid? Why are these fucks still allowed to be part of the conference?

Didn’t have outbreaks prior to the season like most schools, including Ok St, did.   Getting them now 

11 hours ago, 'stache said:

Fucking rape enablers and now they can’t fucking keep their players away from Covid? Why are these fucks still allowed to be part of the conference?

I say make the twats forfeit.

I'm trying to decide if you guys are better off having two bye weeks before our game or not.

I retract all my statements. I’m in full support of a college football shut down this year.  For the safety of the kids 

12 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Didn’t have outbreaks prior to the season like most schools, including Ok St, did.   Getting them now 

Well now there's off campus parties, underage drinking, slutty whores in short skirts and rape. 

26 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Well now there's off campus parties, underage drinking, slutty whores in short skirts and rape

Go on.

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13 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Didn’t have outbreaks prior to the season like most schools, including Ok St, did.   Getting them now 

Whatever.  

It's because Baylor sucks and always fucks up everything. Stupid rapists.

#FatwaForever

3 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I say make the twats forfeit.

I'm trying to decide if you guys are better off having two bye weeks before our game or not.

Considering Spencer Sanders hasn’t played a full quarter of live football since last October I think it benefits you. Our team will be rusty as hell after three weeks without playing an opponent.

And the Big 10 and PAC think they can play 8 straight weeks without a bye. Will the CFP be willing to push itself to February?

5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

And the Big 10 and PAC think they can play 8 straight weeks without a bye. Will the CFP be willing to push itself to February?

None of their teams are in Nashville or Waco so they have a decent chance of making it through. Still a shame my weekly note about P5 matchups is taking some hits.

9 minutes ago, Bartles said:

None of their teams are in Nashville or Waco so they have a decent chance of making it through. Still a shame my weekly note about P5 matchups is taking some hits.

Isn't Wisconsin going through a surge of cases? 

Yeah, Iowa too. And it hasn't even gotten terribly cold yet. In a few weeks, I'll be posting "ZERO postponements in games involving Clemson or Alabama...the playoff is safe!"

I would go ahead and pencil our game with Baylor as tentative.

 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I would go ahead and pencil our game with Baylor as tentative.

 

could have guessed that the rapiest school in the big12 may have some issues containing a viral infection?

Yeah, go ahead and prepare for a postponement. 

 

24 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I would go ahead and pencil our game with Baylor as tentative.

 

They will probably field a team of walk on players from the local church group and manage to outcoach Mensa for a win.

9 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Yeah, go ahead and prepare for a postponement. 

 

Good. Two weeks off from watching our shit show is a positive. 

So Baylor can mask-up for an anonymous gang-bang, but they can't be troubled to wear a mask during a campus pandemic?  Real fucking Christian of you assholes! 

 

7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Good. Two weeks off from watching our shit show is a positive. 

That would give us 2 extra Sunday practices so  Baylor has no chance against us!

29 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

That would give us 2 extra Sunday practices so  Baylor has no chance against us!

I don't think Baylor will be able to play us. Maybe we can get UTEP to play us again! And maybe next year we can pay them to play us twelve times.

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

I would go ahead and pencil our game with Baylor as tentative.

Baylor's testing may just be more accurate than most albeit much simpler. When an athlete can't smell fear coming from a BU coed, that counts as a positive test.

15 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Florida gonna Florida.

He wants to fill their stadium because he things that aggy's full stadium was the difference maker in their game

Oh jesus christ. Just print the "25,000 Aggies are more intimidating than 100,000 normal fans" T-shirts now.

2 minutes ago, Monster said:

This one's starting to wake up.  Quick, 100 CC's of CNN and a Vox drip, STAT!

Oh fuck off dipshit. 

3 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Oh fuck off dipshit. 

Lighten up, my friend. 

You asked a valid question.   

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Just now, Monster said:

Lighten up, my friend. 

You asked a valid question, by the way.  

It doesn't take a genius to discern the difference between an indoor environment full of strangers, and an outdoor environment where everyone is tested frequently, and spends large amounts of time in close proximity to each other all week anyway. Find someone else to peddle your bullshit to.

Uh yeah, Baylor needs to be shut down for the season. That’s not going to fix itself any time soon, and there is obviously a large part of that program that doesn’t give a fuck.

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Uh yeah, Baylor needs to be shut down for good.

-FIFY

I’m sure Mullen still wants 90k at the games. 

 

20 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

cross posting from Baylor thread 

I had full blown Covid for a week and didn't test positive for antibodies, the fact that they are using that rapid antibody test to make travel decisions is mind bottling.

It's not a false negative if the test isn't designed to detect the active virus.

On 10/12/2020 at 5:13 PM, Horn Dogg said:

They will probably field a team of walk on players from the local church group and manage to outcoach Mensa for a win.

They don't have to go that far to find a Lynx Hawthorne 

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