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I almost brought it by the UT field house while his grandson was there, but I never knew when he was “scheduled “ to be there.

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14 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Chi Town - I did look for grass stains, as he was a known chewer of turf grass, prior to Les Miles. Only significant signs are the “Holtz” written on the inside size tag and that it came from his known sister/SIL.
Plus how in the hell does someone from the Houston area get a “medium” ND sideline pull-over jacket (that he was known to wear)?

That's definitely a damn cool item to have.  Even as someone who never really liked Lou, I'd love to check something like that out.  

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Wtf is wrong with you? 

you’re not for equality?  making separate leagues for people for no other reason than they lack a Y chromosome is the epitome of sexism. 

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The question itself assumes a very optimistic prediction of a season actually being played.
Why would someone would be wondering what the minimum number of wins to qualify for the Poulan Weedwacker bowl at this point?
5 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

He isn’t wrong you know. Hopefully the Big XII and SEC lead the way in pushing back. 

Clay Travis is a fucktard.

5 hours ago, gmr548 said:

You know how fall of 1918 went, right?

 

Edit: One minute after googling "college football 1918"

 

The third sentence on the wiki page for 1918 College Football Season is "World War I's impact on colleges in the country, and the 1918 Spanish Flu Pandemic, eliminated most of that years scheduled football games." It's annotated with a source - an old newspaper article at the Michigan library.

 

An SI article in May notes that in addition to 18 schools (which I'm willing to bet id proportionally equal to a larger number now) canceling, most couldn't start until October or November, and many played three or four games.

 

Lastly I'm willing to bet the no mask crowd is overrepresented among college football fans. Not to mention attendance numbers were wildly different then.

Doesn't aggy claim the 1918 national championship ...

Fans' heads will explode, but if the stands are gonna be empty anyway, the safest, cheapest and most logistically sound thing to do is play in Austin or Norman
I'm gonna pretend you didnt just say this..

No dirtburglar shall defile DKR with their presence. So it is written, so shall it be for eternity.

Well, the California junior college schools are looking to move sports to spring:

 

6 hours ago, wild_turkey said:

If the season is canceled or significantly reduced, it seems everyone gets an extra year of eligibility. I’m assuming many graduating seniors will stay at their schools unless they are projected as high draft picks, or we may also have a high degree of graduate transfers. Either way, they can stay and finish out their college career if they choose to.

What’s a little crazier to me is the high school situation. No high school senior is going to take a victory lap for the sake of high school football. Recruiting and signing day will be strange with much less info to rely on, then we’ll have a class of less proven talent that will enter college programs where the previous “freshmen” never even got a freshmen season. It seems like they’ll basically get lumped together into one giant bizarro class.

Meanwhile, NFL could lock down as the #1 game in town, on Saturdays.?!

 

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Will someone with the COVID please spit in Clay Travis’ lungs?

2 hours ago, kopp0e said:

Meanwhile, NFL could lock down as the #1 game in town, on Saturdays.?!

 

Much like the NBA, it will only take a few positive tests to shut down the NFL this fall. 
 

We really should be focusing on preparing for 2021 football so that doesn’t get messed up too. At the rate we are going, not great Bob.

5 hours ago, ousux said:

No dirtburglar shall defile DKR with their presence. So it is written, so shall it be for eternity.

The US Supreme Court just gave half of Oklahoma (including most of the city of Tulsa) back to the Native Americans. So they have that going for them. Which is nice. 
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-court-oklahoma/u-s-supreme-court-deems-half-of-oklahoma-a-native-american-reservation-idUSKBN24A268

1 hour ago, nnm said:

The US Supreme Court just gave half of Oklahoma (including most of the city of Tulsa) back to the Native Americans. So they have that going for them. Which is nice. 
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-court-oklahoma/u-s-supreme-court-deems-half-of-oklahoma-a-native-american-reservation-idUSKBN24A268

So you're saying they went to court and the Native Americans lost?

1 hour ago, nnm said:

The US Supreme Court just gave half of Oklahoma (including most of the city of Tulsa) back to the Native Americans. So they have that going for them. Which is nice. 
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-court-oklahoma/u-s-supreme-court-deems-half-of-oklahoma-a-native-american-reservation-idUSKBN24A268

I for one welcome our new Casino overlords.

9 hours ago, ousux said:

I'm gonna pretend you didnt just say this..

No dirtburglar shall defile DKR with their presence. So it is written, so shall it be for eternity.

Except for the one whose name graces the stadium?

13 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

That's definitely a damn cool item to have.  Even as someone who never really liked Lou, I'd love to check something like that out.  

My dad was a Lou Holtz doppleganger.

1 hour ago, Red Six said:

Except for the one whose name graces the stadium?

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SEC rejoices

 

5 hours ago, nnm said:

The US Supreme Court just gave half of Oklahoma (including most of the city of Tulsa) back to the Native Americans. So they have that going for them. Which is nice. 
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-court-oklahoma/u-s-supreme-court-deems-half-of-oklahoma-a-native-american-reservation-idUSKBN24A268

This comment was probably in jest, but the court case has nothing to do with transferring ownership of land or other civil/regulatory matters. It looks to be related to criminal law/jursidcition over crimes committed on what was tribal land.

14 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

This comment was probably in jest, but the court case has nothing to do with transferring ownership of land or other civil/regulatory matters. It looks to be related to criminal law/jursidcition over crimes committed on what was tribal land.

The comment was somewhat in jest, but not entirely.
 

Yes, the specific issue in the case was whether two specific Native Americans could be prosecuted under Oklahoma state law and in Oklahoma state court. Two terrible crimes the commission of which isn’t really in doubt. However, the reason that question is raised is whether the existing Muscogee (Creek) reservation, encompassing about half of Oklahoma, was ever dis-established as part of Oklahoma’s statehood. 

The Court held that it was not dis-established, and still existed. The only immediate impact is that the convictions of the two specific individuals are erased, and they have to be re-prosecuted in federal or state court. 

However, the potential impacts are much, much broader. We simply don’t know the scope of the impact on civil and regulatory matters. It may impact private property ownership, including mineral ownership.  These issues were pointed out in the briefs in chief and the amicus briefs. Oklahoma and the Tribes are playing nice for now, saying that they’re studying the opinion and considering its effects. But in the amicus briefs, energy trades and other groups expressed strong concerns that this could put quite a bit uncertainty into existing and future criminal, civil, and municipal proceedings, regulations, enforcement, and jurisdiction. This is potentially a very, very big deal. Much bigger than the presidential cases that were decided yesterday that got all the attention. 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

SEC rejoices

 

Has to be satire....right?

12 hours ago, ousux said:

I'm gonna pretend you didnt just say this..

No dirtburglar shall defile DKR with their presence. So it is written, so shall it be for eternity.

Irony.

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Always wondered where this gif should be used.  I think you nailed it. 

17 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

SANTA FE — Citing an explosion in virus cases, Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham said Thursday that New Mexico will reimpose a ban on indoor dining and call off high school football and other contact sports this fall.

She also urged colleges and universities to postpone their football seasons but said she is still weighing whether it’s safe for New Mexico United, a professional soccer team, to play its season.

 

https://www.abqjournal.com/1474274/watch-live-lujan-grisham-to-deliver-virus-briefing.html

Meanwhile in nearby Oklahoma, the ability to play high school football is being "tracked", or is it..?

 

2 hours ago, Enchubben said:

This comment was probably in jest, but the court case has nothing to do with transferring ownership of land or other civil/regulatory matters. It looks to be related to criminal law/jursidcition over crimes committed on what was tribal land.

the indians said they didn't want that shit. 

3 hours ago, Enchubben said:

This comment was probably in jest, but the court case has nothing to do with transferring ownership of land or other civil/regulatory matters. It looks to be related to criminal law/jursidcition over crimes committed on what was tribal land.

Yes, that was the matter at hand, speaking of the Sooner State, OU athletic director Joe Castiglione, on "the B1G shaft":

 

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1 hour ago, kopp0e said:

Meanwhile in nearby Oklahoma, the ability to play high school football is being "tracked", or is it..?

 

Are you surprised?  It's Oklahoma, they've never had their shit together.  

Lol this is what happens when we as a country dont take shit seriously until it hits us in the face

 

shocking that some of yall are just now coming around to the fact that there wont be a season this year. Welcome to feb 2020, guys

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Are you surprised?  It's Oklahoma, they've never had their shit together.  

Yes, I live there...

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7 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lol this is what happens when we as a country dont take shit seriously until it hits us in the face

 

shocking that some of yall are just now coming around to the fact that there wont be a season this year. Welcome to feb 2020, guys

In case you were unaware, smug bullshit like this is why nobody likes you.

Yeah, yeah, you don't care.  Blahblahblah.

11 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lol this is what happens when we as a country dont take shit seriously until it hits us in the face

 

shocking that some of yall are just now coming around to the fact that there wont be a season this year. Welcome to feb 2020, guys

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1 hour ago, Jack Wilson said:

the indians said they didn't want that shit. 

Just wait until they file their claims for all of the oil and gas produced from 1860's until 1930's lol.  Reparations.

I think the odds of making it through a season are basically the inverse of the odds of no trainers, no coaches, and no family members of players catching Covid and passing away from it. And I think the odds of not a single one of those people dying from Covid are as close to zero as you can get without actually being zero. It would probably happen even without a season. But as soon as it happens during camp or the season, it's curtains.

At this point I'm convinced all of the Universities have all of their donation and ticket revenue sitting in their Robinhood accounts and are just trying to get as much of that sweet sweet stonks gains off of it as possible before having to refund it all. They know it's not going to happen.

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56 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

shocking that some of yall are just now coming around to the fact that there wont be a season this year. Welcome to feb 2020, guys

Next will come the realization that every university in this country now has an AD budget that is proper fucked.  As most of these universities will also have massive holes in their overall budgets, and state revenues will be down.....good luck with a bailout. 

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41 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Next will come the realization that every university in this country now has an AD budget that is proper fucked.  As most of these universities will also have massive holes in their overall budgets, and state revenues will be down.....good luck with a bailout. 

We could just fire Plonsky and save some cash 

18 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Next will come the realization that every university in this country now has an AD budget that is proper fucked.  As most of these universities will also have massive holes in their overall budgets, and state revenues will be down.....good luck with a bailout. 

This is the apocalypse that no one ever thought to plan for (obviously) but it could cancel the UT-Arkansas/ OU-Nebraska games in 2021...

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That is unless there is an effective vaccine (as I assume the 1st batches to have some side affects), we may not see CFP on track 'til '22..?!

Remember when we said if this things still this bad by the fall we have bigger issues. 
 

fuck 2020 just cancel football.  Conf only is fucking stupid LSU skirts their fucking ass whoppin owed to them 

Bama actually scheduled to play UGA this year (and Tenn). So I'd expect them to add Vandy for sure from the East. Maybe also Mizzou or SC if they need two new opponents

2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lol this is what happens when we as a country dont take shit seriously until it hits us in the face

 

shocking that some of yall are just now coming around to the fact that there wont be a season this year. Welcome to feb 2020, guys

Not only that, people continue to act like irresponsible selfish assholes and corona is acting like principal Vernon handing out cancelled sports seasons like detentions.

 

 

1 hour ago, BevoSwag said:

Just wait until they file their claims for all of the oil and gas produced from 1860's until 1930's lol.  Reparations.

Or the lawsuits over paying state taxes to the state.

3 hours ago, Saint Austin said:

Joe Castiglione strikes me as a guy who prefers checkers to chess.

Him and David Boren prefer lemon parties to fancy galas.  

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