July 3, 20205 yr 13 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said: Settle a dispute for me. Archer is cool for an 8 year old right? Sister totally overreacting No, dude. 8 year olds shouldn’t know “sploosh” or really all the jokes. Don’t they discuss tentacle porn at one point? Season 4 or 5 is all about running cocaine
July 3, 20205 yr 4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said: PBS apps are actually pretty good. Cat in the House. Ready Jet Go is a good one as well - bunch of STEM stuff in the app and on the show. Just spent about 20 minutes on the play and learn with the 5 year old building the machines to move sandwiches while the 3rd grader did her online social studies and math work. This is great. Thank you again.
July 3, 20205 yr Taking a shit on a friend’s ass must be a rite of passage for multimillionaires. Looking at you Jerry Jones
July 3, 20205 yr Author 4 hours ago, Lobo said: Damn straight. We still watch Sesame street every now and again. My youngest (15 months) will be old enough to start engaging and enjoying it in another few months, I'm excited for that. The movie parodies they do on HBO are great. I forget their clever title, but it was based on "Boardwalk Empire." My wife and I cracked up and watched it a half dozen times while our oldest just stared at us in confusion. Their Twilight: Breaking Cookie is absolute brilliance. There was some AskReddit question... "Choose a movie and an actor; the rest are Muppets." Someone suggested Twilight... after watching everyone's suggestions, I pointed out that not only had it already been done, but it was better than any of their suggestions.
July 3, 20205 yr Author we have yet again discovered that putting your hands in water makes them wet Dave my mind is going i can feel it
July 3, 20205 yr On 3/28/2020 at 5:03 PM, Js1 said: Peppa is fucking savage On 3/28/2020 at 6:13 PM, atomheartbevo said: My favorite episode What about the one with all the dad's getting drunk and setting the BBQ on fire?
July 4, 20205 yr Author 6 hours ago, Viper said: What about the one with all the dad's getting drunk and setting the BBQ on fire? Classic. Or the school project...
July 5, 20205 yr Author OK, now she wants to watch Shimmer and Shine. It's... actually really charming. Also, the "bad guy" in the stories is... really not terrible or bad in any way. We saw an episode where the little brat and her two genies turn themselves into babies, and what does Big Bad Zeta do? She makes them a bed and tucks them in. also Zeta might be my type
July 6, 20205 yr 4 hours ago, Rimbo said: OK, now she wants to watch Shimmer and Shine. It's... actually really charming. Also, the "bad guy" in the stories is... really not terrible or bad in any way. We saw an episode where the little brat and her two genies turn themselves into babies, and what does Big Bad Zeta do? She makes them a bed and tucks them in. also Zeta might be my type Basically anything on Nick Jr is what my daughter watches. It’s not terrible and I prefer it over most of the kids shows on Netflix
July 6, 20205 yr Have her watch Lazy Town, but not the hipper version that apparently occurred towards the end. It's pretty Not Safe For Little Ears
July 6, 20205 yr Blippi makes millions. Ryan of YouTube channel Ryan's World, the 8 year-old from Houston (I think, although they've made toy runs to a few speciality Austin stores) earned $26 million last year playing with toys while his parents filmed him
July 6, 20205 yr Haha, my 2 year old son is obsessed with Blippi. He doesn't bother me as much as he used to, and some of the songs are kind of catchy. He at least tries to pretend there is "educational" content, and my son does follow along sometimes with letters and numbers. I'm ready for him to move on though, hopefully to something on PBS Kids.
July 8, 20205 yr His songs are extremely ear-wormy and the bridge to the excavator song sounds like “Every Breath You Take.” Its pretend educational. It’s not the worst kid stuff out there, but it’s in the bottom half. It sure has some magic kid dust to keep their attention though. I’m a fan of story bots on Netflix. The guest stars are awesome and it’s actually educational. Snoop is the guest on How Do Computers Work.
July 10, 20205 yr Author On 7/5/2020 at 1:15 PM, Rimbo said: OK, now she wants to watch Shimmer and Shine. It's... actually really charming. Also, the "bad guy" in the stories is... really not terrible or bad in any way. We saw an episode where the little brat and her two genies turn themselves into babies, and what does Big Bad Zeta do? She makes them a bed and tucks them in. also Zeta might be my type I just found out who voices Zeta. Yes. She is definitely my type. (Lacey Chabert, if you didn't know.)
July 10, 20205 yr For those of you stressing, get Noggin, let them go fun with Paw Patrol, Bubble Guppies, etc.
July 10, 20205 yr On 7/7/2020 at 7:40 PM, Mole said: His songs are extremely ear-wormy and the bridge to the excavator song sounds like “Every Breath You Take.” Its pretend educational. It’s not the worst kid stuff out there, but it’s in the bottom half. It sure has some magic kid dust to keep their attention though. I’m a fan of story bots on Netflix. The guest stars are awesome and it’s actually educational. Snoop is the guest on How Do Computers Work. "Hey Dirt! See ya later...." Yeah, every minute of every day in my head. My 8 year old daughter really likes Story Bots, hope they have some new stuff soon. She also loved Brainchild. She got into PBS kids at about the age of my son so we're hoping he makes the switch soon.
July 13, 20205 yr This thread hits me right square in the nuts. My two year old is crazy about Blippi to the point where I know all the songs and get earworms from him watching it.I hate Blippi so very much but props to him for making a fortune doing stupid kid videos on YouTube.Sent from my Pixel 3a using Tapatalk
July 14, 20205 yr Blippi is legit, I couldn't care less if he shits on your chest or not. It's for 2-4yr olds. Now we watch Transformers.
February 7, 20214 yr On 3/28/2020 at 5:26 PM, Rimbo said: This is the dumbest motherfucking godawful children's tv show I've ever had the misfortune of having to suffer through. And I've lived through both Barney and the Teletubbies with my elder child. I mean, at least Barney had songs, and some semblance of dignity preserved by hiding inside a purple dinosaur costume. And Teletubbies had songs, too, and children thankfully outgrew it within moments. This is just episode after episode of this orange and purple wearing asshole dancing like a fucking dipshit in playgrounds intended for kids a fraction of his age, as if he belongs there. Seriously, folks. Where the fuck is Chris Hansens now that we fucking need him the most? Is he "social distancing" his ass away from Blippi? Praise God that there aren't liquor shortages in the stores. But there isn't enough liquor in the entire British Isles to make this dumbfuck shittery tolerable. Fuck. FUUUUUCK. IT'S FREE ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO. I should cancel my Prime account, just so my daughter can't ask to watch this fucking asshole any more. I can tell her, "Sorry, we had to cut back, can't see him any more. How about Peppa Pig?" I fucking love Peppa Pig. At least Peppa Pig has some fantastic jokes in it just for the parents. Like the episode with the Wolf kid's birthday party, where the Wolves keep making subtle suggestions towards the sheep kid and her parents. Or the Halloween episode, where one of the kids dresses up as a vampire, the teacher says "That reminds me of the old country," and the Narrator helpfully points out that she isn't casting a reflection in the mirror. See, that's not much, but it's something. Like we are now on our second episode of this fuckshitdickless dumbfuck playing around with toy trucks and making squeaky noises. I can feel it, Dave. My mind is going. OK, I've typed enough, time to see how much whiskey I have left. God.... Reading this made me feel slightly better. I’ve been losing my god damn mind over this fucking guy for MONTHS. My kids LOVE him and my love for my kids translates to tolerance I didn’t think I had and while I don’t know where it comes from I can tell you that all this magical tolerance does is inspire thoughts like .. oh I don’t know.. buying a plane ticket and a cab ride, knocking on his stupid door and strangling him with his own fucking suspenders. At THAT point and ONLY that point would it be acceptable for him to make that fucking dipshit dumb fucking squeaky noise and would mark the first and ONLY time I will ever be happy to hear it. Months of hearing this fucking queef squeal like the tip of a dick has just breached the rim of his asshole has without a fraction of a damn doubt eroded my mind irreparably. All that squeal does is incite a dog like instinct to chase and kill. Sometimes I can power through a few episodes by daydreaming about suddenly seeing my third person self blasting into the camera frame like a fucking superhero (truly) and just ... laying absolute fucking WASTE to his shitty, squeaky, douchebag, garbage body. Happy thoughts. I would kill for my kids to love peppa pig this much. Peppa Pig is a great show. Blippi .... grumble mumble god dammit son of a bitch GRRRRRRRRRR!! How is this fucking cunt a millionaire? Ok, I’m done ranting. Maybe I’ll take a tip and get my ass to the liquor store. Lol
February 8, 20214 yr Author 4 hours ago, Mkost said: Reading this made me feel slightly better. I’ve been losing my god damn mind over this fucking guy for MONTHS. My kids LOVE him and my love for my kids translates to tolerance I didn’t think I had and while I don’t know where it comes from I can tell you that all this magical tolerance does is inspire thoughts like .. oh I don’t know.. buying a plane ticket and a cab ride, knocking on his stupid door and strangling him with his own fucking suspenders. Can you imagine the sounds he would make while you were doing it? See, I'd skip the strangling and go for a long-distance sniper rifle. With earmuffs. So I wouldn't have to hear that.
February 8, 20214 yr Yeah my kid still gets a big itch for Blip Blip whenever he sees construction equipment or the garbage truck. That guy is raking it in and I'm wondering where the hell it all went wrong.
February 8, 20214 yr Not sure if it belongs here but I love Bluey. Australian family of dogs with mom and dad dog heavily involved in their two kids imaginative little world. I try to turn it on when the kid is watching cartoons.
February 8, 20214 yr My kids are obsessed with Bluey. It's actually pretty good so can't really complain about it.
February 8, 20214 yr my nephews (2 and 3) fucking love blippi. i just can't believe we live in a world where a guy can make millions of dollars/year doing...that. my 3 year old nephew was in town over the weekend and there is a new youtube show he couldn't stop watching that was a fucking hamster going through obstacle courses. the shit kids watch...
February 8, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, BigOrange1 said: my nephews (2 and 3) fucking love blippi. i just can't believe we live in a world where a guy can make millions of dollars/year doing...that.. A guy who, not too long ago, was literally had himself filmed while shitting on his friend's chest while doing the Harlem Shake or whatever. Edited February 8, 20214 yr by atomheartbevo
February 8, 20214 yr Can you imagine the sounds he would make while you were doing it? See, I'd skip the strangling and go for a long-distance sniper rifle. With earmuffs. So I wouldn't have to hear that.You would skip the strangle cause Blippi would likely kick your ass. My kid loved Blippi when he was 3 and his Garbage Truck toy is pretty well made.
February 8, 20214 yr On 7/5/2020 at 6:48 PM, GreenspointTexas said: Bluey is the show you want Youre welcome Yeah Bluey is great. The Mom and Dad participating in their crazy imagination is hilarious.
February 9, 20214 yr 19 hours ago, atomheartbevo said: A guy who, not too long ago, was literally had himself filmed while shitting on his friend's chest while doing the Harlem Shake or whatever. My kid is of German ancestry.
February 9, 20214 yr 10 hours ago, Nivek said: You would skip the strangle cause Blippi would likely kick your ass. My kid loved Blippi when he was 3 and his Garbage Truck toy is pretty well made. Yeah I’m sure he’d do that side kick bitch run thing with his arms flopping all over the place while squealing like a child the entire time until 5 feet away, where what, he switches channels and goes full Bruce Lee? I’m completely confident the actual Bruce Lee would appear out of thin air in this scenario and instantly end him on the spot for attempting to “bitchify” Jeet Kune Do.
February 9, 20214 yr 16 hours ago, Mkost said: Yeah I’m sure he’d do that side kick bitch run thing with his arms flopping all over the place while squealing like a child the entire time until 5 feet away, where what, he switches channels and goes full Bruce Lee? I’m completely confident the actual Bruce Lee would appear out of thin air in this scenario and instantly end him on the spot for attempting to “bitchify” Jeet Kune Do. Blippi makes Wayne Brady look like Malcom X.
February 9, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Nivek said: Blippi makes Wayne Brady look like Malcom X. Yup that’s pretty good, lol.
February 10, 20214 yr Author On 2/7/2021 at 5:47 PM, Okie State said: My kids are obsessed with Bluey. It's actually pretty good so can't really complain about it. I started her on it tonight, but she was only meh with it. At least she asked for something good after that. Or at least not Blippi.
February 10, 20214 yr Our niece that lives with us is now a teenager so no more kids shows, but about 8 years ago this girl I was living with had a 7-8 yr old brother we'd watch on Saturday mornings for her parents. At the time he loved watching Regular Show and I'll be damned if that isn't probably the best kids cartoon I've seen. All the nostalgic call backs and parodies were great. I lost it when they did Weekend at Bernie's with the pepper eating contest.
February 10, 20214 yr I was too old for Rugrats, but it's quite tolerable these days, even when you get the odd episode like them having a chicken pox party, and your oldest doesn't believe you when you tell him about the parents making sure kids caught chicken pox back in The Day.
February 10, 20214 yr I still don't get the hate, other than it is mildly annoying to hear/see a grown man act like that, but he does educational type videos and likes to sing songs about construction equipment and stuff. Do y'all have a secret hate for excavators? Would you rather your kid watch Ryan or some other kid unboxing a bunch of toys that your kid doesn't need?
February 10, 20214 yr I still don't get the hate, other than it is mildly annoying to hear/see a grown man act like that, but he does educational type videos and likes to sing songs about construction equipment and stuff. Do y'all have a secret hate for excavators? Would you rather your kid watch Ryan or some other kid unboxing a bunch of toys that your kid doesn't need?Neither. My favorite is ninja kids. They just uploaded a video of a house(mansion) tour that we paid for with views. Impeccable backyard view of the Utah mountains and a bad ass pool. Not only do they have the family channel but every individual kid has their own channel with x00k subscribers themselves.DoNt FoRgEt To HiT lIkE aNd SuBsCrIbE bElOwFuck off
February 10, 20214 yr I guess neither is an acceptable answer, but when it comes to stuff our kids like we are beggars, not choosers.
February 22, 20214 yr Best friend's son LOVES this show. The kiddo is less than 2 years old and I went to hangout for a weekend and could only stand 18 hours straight of Blippi in the living room, some other show in their kitchen, and all the screaming to be heard over the TVs. It was that weekend when I realized how lucky I am to not have to be tortured everyday by Blippi, Peppa, or any of the other shows out there.
February 22, 20214 yr Thankfully Blippi was short lived around here. Now my 7yo loves some English or Aussie kid who uses his toys to tell stories in some awful hackney accent that makes my ears smoke...my 4yo is all over the map though. I am sad that they both outgrew Peppa quickly. Hell my ringtone on my phone is the Peppa theme song, my avatar on Slack is Daddy pig with a briefcase and Pedro Pony is my jam. I wish my kids were still into it, I’d gladly watch it with them as English humor is always spot on and as noted they leave nuggets for the adults. The UN, whistling, baby Alexander, turtle in a tree and glitter episodes are hilarious. Believe Ms Rabbit got an award from the queen IRL due to the many jobs she has in town. I had the feels here starting the 2:00 mark
February 22, 20214 yr My older kids grew up with the sprout channel, and I miss fantasizing about Nina during the goodnight show. Of the shit on that channel Caillou was the absolute worst and obviously the one mine liked the best. Our youngest grew up in the cord cut era and loved Blippi and Ryan both. Blippi never bothered me, but Ryan was ridiculous and even more so if you look up what he's worth. YouTube kids is like crack though. My youngest will end up on stuff that's not even in English but glued to the screen. Even the kids version of youtube has some weird shit on it, it's best to not even start that path. I would rather catch my kids watching porn then some of the stuff they get into on youtube.
February 22, 20214 yr 31 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said: My older kids grew up with the sprout channel, and I miss fantasizing about Nina during the goodnight show.
February 22, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Doc Holliday said: Best friend's son LOVES this show. The kiddo is less than 2 years old and I went to hangout for a weekend and could only stand 18 hours straight of Blippi in the living room, some other show in their kitchen, and all the screaming to be heard over the TVs. It was that weekend when I realized how lucky I am to not have to be tortured everyday by Blippi, Peppa, or any of the other shows out there. Peppa and Blippy shouldn't ever be in the same sentence. Peppa is semi-educational and is pretty quiet and low key. Blippy is loud trash TV, the child equivalent of the Kardashian reality show. Also Peppa doesn't shit all over her friends for social media likes. Only issue with Peppa is my kid calling Christmas ornaments "baubles" all holiday season.
February 22, 20214 yr I've got a grandson coming along and he's not going to watch any of that shit. I'm just going to have a copy of Spirited Away around if he needs some animation but other than that we'll just watch nature shows, Three Stooges and Russian silent films.
February 22, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, BradInATX said: Peppa is semi-educational and is pretty quiet and low key. I am perfectly fine with Peppa, or Ben and Holly (a cool fantasy series from the people behind Peppa Pig). Peppa is honest. Q: Why do you want to be a queen/teacher/firefighter/police officer/etc.? A: So we can tell people what to do!
February 22, 20214 yr I've never really wanted to fuck a cartoon before, and I know even less about how that would work that I do about sex with real women, but I'd do the Mom on Little Angel
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