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16 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Ray Benson: 

 

 

(He CR'd it, not me)

CSB Ray Benson once got teed off at my dad.  He literally drove a tee shot into his chest.  Got a video of it too.

16 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

CSB Ray Benson once got teed off at my dad.  He literally drove a tee shot into his chest.  Got a video of it too.

I got drunk a few times in high school with ray’s kid.  no doubt several here know him. 

On 3/30/2020 at 9:59 AM, Hollywood said:

RIP Mark Blum

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Never fully recovered from the sucker punch Mick Dundee laid on him. 

Adam Schlesinger, singer for Fountains of Wayne died today from Covid 19 complications.. 

There's a Stacey's Mom joke there somewhere, but I can't find it. 

Ray Benson: 
 
Well folks, the bad news I've contracted the corona virus!! Been feeling tired for about 10 days! Went to be tested on the 21st! No tests so went home! Went back yesterday feelin the same tired out of it and they tested ... first call this mornin from lab sayin you got it!!
Hoping for the best don't have the usual symptoms but feel tired head ache no fever no cough!!
I'll be ok sure do miss playin music and seein everyone!
Stay well this shits serious!! I have been alone for the most part and wore mask washed hands used hand sanitizer still got it! Do not listen to right wing BS!
Peace Ray Benson
 
(He CR'd it, not me)

He hosted Willy’s Luck Reunion live broadcast on Facebook a couple of weeks ago as one of the 1st fund raisers for the covids. Would be real shitty if that’s when he caught it.
Chris Cuomo

Locked in his basement and apparently still broadcasting.
3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Adam Schlesinger, singer for Fountains of Wayne died today from Covid 19 complications.. 

There's a Stacey's Mom joke there somewhere, but I can't find it. 

he wrote : "That Thing You Do"

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RIP Ellis Marsalis, most famous as the father of Wynton and Branford, bud also a badass bandleader and jazz teacher in New Orleans for decades. Over the years I've honed down my Christmas mix to the best of the best of the standards, and his "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" fills that slot. 

 

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On 3/31/2020 at 12:08 PM, Stunns38 said:

Not confirmed officially but DJ Jazzy Jeff May have it. In ICU for pneumonia in both lungs.

man i was telling my folks about how much this upset me but they couldn't comprehend.

On 3/31/2020 at 12:08 PM, Stunns38 said:

Not confirmed officially but DJ Jazzy Jeff May have it. In ICU for pneumonia in both lungs.

dp

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dp

8 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

man i was telling my folks about how much this upset me but they couldn't comprehend.

Fuck

8 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

RIP Ellis Marsalis, most famous as the father of Wynton and Branford, bud also a badass bandleader and jazz teacher in New Orleans for decades. Over the years I've honed down my Christmas mix to the best of the best of the standards, and his "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" fills that slot. 

 

Double fuck. Last saw him a few years ago at Snug Harbor on Frenchman. A legend

Ali Wentworth.


I want my coronavirus and I want it now!
On 3/31/2020 at 10:46 AM, Pancho said:

Chris Cuomo

honestly, at this point in time, how does that happen? does he not watch the news? did he not take it seriously?

6 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

 


I want my coronavirus and I want it now!

 

877-DIE-NOW!

19 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Adam Schlesinger, singer for Fountains of Wayne died today from Covid 19 complications.. 

There's a Stacey's Mom joke there somewhere, but I can't find it. 

 

15 hours ago, yoladu said:

he wrote : "That Thing You Do"

I went to the googles to see what he'd been up, thinking I'd find a story about a one-hit-wonder.  I couldn't have been more wrong.  The guy won a Grammy, won 3 Emmys, was nominated for several more, nominated for an Oscar and a Golden Globe.  Good stuff. 

One of his Emmy nominations includes the note, "For song 'We Tapped That Ass' from episode 'When Will Josh And His Friend Leave Me Alone?' "

 

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1 hour ago, Your Mom said:

 

I went to the googles to see what he'd been up, thinking I'd find a story about a one-hit-wonder.  I couldn't have been more wrong.  The guy won a Grammy, won 3 Emmys, was nominated for several more, nominated for an Oscar and a Golden Globe.  Good stuff. 

One of his Emmy nominations includes the note, "For song 'We Tapped That Ass' from episode 'When Will Josh And His Friend Leave Me Alone?' "

 

"Was that their only hit-wonder?" -- Dirtbike

9 hours ago, po elvis said:

honestly, at this point in time, how does that happen? does he not watch the news? did he not take it seriously?

That fucker has become really annoying.  Douche move getting it, loves the attention he's getting from getting it.

9 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Cristopher Cross.

I told him he should have gone sailing. 

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Chris Cuomo busted?

Anderson has to be crushed. 

11 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Cristopher Cross.

Caught between the moon and NYC? 

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Caught between the moon and NYC? 

Is that the best that you could do?

Cristopher Cross.

In high school English class we did reports on famous people. One kid did Christopher Cross, and actually interviewed him. After he was done someone said “whoa how did you get an interview with him?”. Kid said “he’s my dad”. No one had any idea, and no his last name wasn’t Cross.
21 minutes ago, Red Five said:


In high school English class we did reports on famous people. One kid did Christopher Cross, and actually interviewed him. After he was done someone said “whoa how did you get an interview with him?”. Kid said “he’s my dad”. No one had any idea, and no his last name wasn’t Cross.

Did you grow up in SA, ese?

On 4/1/2020 at 2:48 AM, futureman said:

I got drunk a few times in high school with ray’s kid.  no doubt several here know him. 

Yep. Total dickhead. Watched him get KO'd for it at The Ranch one time. 

On 4/1/2020 at 2:48 AM, futureman said:

I got drunk a few times in high school with ray’s kid.  no doubt several here know him. 

I met Ray at the Broken Spoke back in the 80s when he was playing for New Years. My impression was that he could be a complete dick when drunk, and he was quickly heading that direction. His kid probably inherited that gene  

Don’t make a shit. I still bought his CDs. 

That fucker has become really annoying.  Douche move getting it, loves the attention he's getting from getting it.

Was watching CNN interview some guy that was apparently self quarantining himself. Didn’t think much of until the a banner at the bottom of the screen indicated it was Chris Cuomo. Me- “No fucking way! That’s Cuomo?!?”

I guess they cake on the makeup for his TV work, but I was honestly surprised at how different he looked.

And oh yeah, he was joking around and generally seemed pretty excited about having contracting the virus. Bizarre

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