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she's been interviewing for this job for 4 years now.

She seems to be in dire need of a crotch punch 

Trump admin setting Blondes back 50 years.

The correspondents are going to destroy her...IF she can ever be bothered to give a briefing

She'd get it.

/surly

38 minutes ago, Gooby said:

The correspondents are going to destroy her...IF she can ever be bothered to give a briefing

She will never get the chance.  He's taking up all the oxygen in the room now with his daily propaganda speeches.  

I though she already was the press secretary.  

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I though she already was the press secretary.  

she was a mouthpiece for the GOP party. 

She sold her soul a long time ago. 

I've mentioned before that I'm know her uncle fairly well, and I've met her father one time.  Her uncle is a good guy, her dad seemed to be a good guy.  He's a fucking roofing contractor in Tampa who provided well, and sent his daughter to the best schools.  Only to end up with this. 

56 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

She seems to be in dire need of a crotch punch 

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If asked to list let's say three things that made the Obama presidency "awful"... how quickly would she stall out?

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

She seems to be in dire need of a crotch punch 

Aka, the infamous cunt punt.

Yeah, she's been in the bullpen for a while. Was a pundit on CNN during the last election, then left to be host of Trump TV (that didn't last long online), then GOP spokesperson. Does have a nice set of bolt-ons.

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3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Aka, the infamous cunt punt.

The words slipped my mind at the time 

bout what i expected.  i mean, who else is he going to choose for the role?  what is the percentage of current Republicans in this country who are not complete and utter cultist hacks?

 

narrator: zero point zero

4 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

If asked to list let's say three things that made the Obama presidency "awful"... how quickly would she stall out?

Does saying “he was black” three times in a row count?

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Yeah, she's been in the bullpen for a while. Was a pundant on CNN during the last election, then left to be host of Trump TV (that didn't last long online), then GOP spokesperson. Does have a nice set of bolt-ons.

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A pundant? She's a cross between pundit and fondant maker. Here's an example of her work:

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2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

At least she has respect for the office.

i thought at first he coined a new word - a portmanteau of pundit and pedant, perhaps?

She might hold up just fine against the press because she'll never answer the question that was asked, and she'll maintain the overall tone of righteous outrage even when it's her boss doing the outrageous things.  

She's had half a decade of practice at being disingenuous.  

I fully expect to wake up one morning and find out Tucker Carlson is Secretary of State and Jeanine Pirro is Ambassador to Puerto Rico.

who thought back in Jan 2017 that ultimately Sean Spicer would be the best Trump era Press Secretary?

5 minutes ago, yoladu said:

who thought back in Jan 2017 that ultimately Sean Spicer would be the best Trump era Press Secretary?

Right?  That's as insane as George W Bush not being the worst president of this century.

51 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I fully expect to wake up one morning and find out Tucker Carlson is Secretary of State and Jeanine Pirro is Ambassador to Puerto Rico.

No, she's going to replace RBG.

11 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Aka, the infamous cunt punt.

Falcon Punch, imo

8 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Does saying “he was black” three times in a row count?

Don't forget the Arabic middle name. We don't take too kindly to that round here. 

18 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Don't forget the Arabic middle name. We don't take too kindly to that round here. 

I believe Mooslim is the preferred nomenclature. 

13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

She seems to be in dire need of a crotch punch 

I'd gladly volunteer to punch her with my own crotch. 

3 hours ago, TeddyBearStallion said:

I'd gladly volunteer to punch her with my own crotch. 

greece looks GIF
 

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Honest question...Is she the Mrs Jr S. Carolina "US Americans" girl all grown up? 

 

43 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

jfc

 

 

Right.

 

 

 

 

 

 

13 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Right.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unintellectual dishonesty 

She's more annoying than SHS.  At least I could hate fuck this cunt.  

57 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Right.

 

 

 

 

 

 

is there a word for when people end non-questions with question marks?  like the grammatical version of an up-talker?

that shit drives me crazy. 

I've hated that cunt since she was on CNN. She's a literal whore that will do anything for money.

34 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

is there a word for when people end non-questions with question marks?  like the grammatical version of an up-talker?

that shit drives me crazy. 

I'm Ron Burgundy? 

On 4/7/2020 at 12:14 PM, Queen Bitch said:

If asked to list let's say three things that made the Obama presidency "awful"... how quickly would she stall out?

Is that with or without lying?

8 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

She's more annoying than SHS.  At least I could hate fuck this cunt.  

Yep. Jackhammer donkey punches. 

Kayleigh Mack Inaney, Trump U rush chairman.  Damn glad to meetcha. (Dodges beer bottle.). What a shitty plot for a media series.  Carney barker turns nation into mindless rabble who don't have sense enough to come in out of the acid rain.  

"Welcome to the Executive Branch Kayleigh, home of the Blimp and the Wimp."

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