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  • She's hot if you're into that "ostrich checking out your bologna sandwich through the passenger window at the drive-thru safari park" kind of chick.  

  • Mike Pompeo, Mike Pompeo, Mike Pompeo fuh-king blows.    

  • (Edit: I followed a Kayleigh McEnany post on HuffPo and wound up on Twitter. I thought this was a post from Kayleigh but it turns out it's from Jenna Ellis.  But when you've had a couple of drinks all

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#502

How am I supposed to work now, with that image in my head? As disgusting of a person she is, still would. 

#504

It's better this happened in early September than late October.

Nancy Pelosi should know better. Total unforced error, albeit a very minor one.

#505
3 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

How am I supposed to work now, with that image in my head? As disgusting of a person she is, still would. 

I bet she's a cold fish in bed.

#506
6 minutes ago, RPM said:

I bet she's a cold fish in bed.

Either that or a piss and scat-loving fisting freak.

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#507
Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Either that or a piss and scat-loving freak.

Explains the promotion.

#508
6 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Bongino FB vid dropping in 3-2-1...  WATCH THE FULL CLIP! 

#511

So, we've been given a "save the date" type thingy for a fairly small holiday party, and she's expected to be there. 

I expect I will decline the invite.  The GF can go without me if she wants.   I don't want to stick my dick in the punchbowl, as I like the hosts very much, but I know that I cannot be civil to this cunt. 

#512
6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

So, we've been given a "save the date" type thingy for a fairly small holiday party, and she's expected to be there. 

I expect I will decline the invite.  The GF can go without me if she wants.   I don't want to stick my dick in the punchbowl, as I like the hosts very much, but I know that I cannot be civil to this cunt. 

Are you nuts??

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#513
11 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

So, we've been given a "save the date" type thingy for a fairly small holiday party, and she's expected to be there. 

I expect I will decline the invite.  The GF can go without me if she wants.   I don't want to stick my dick in the punchbowl, as I like the hosts very much, but I know that I cannot be civil to this cunt. 

I'm pretty sure there would be abundant GoFundMe coverage if you ended up breaking down and ...

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#515
1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

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That’s how this whole thing works. Just make shit up, but be vague, and the cultists are too stupid to know any better, while people who don’t pay that much attention think maybe there’s some truth to it. 

#516
On 9/4/2020 at 4:23 PM, Gil Bang said:

So, we've been given a "save the date" type thingy for a fairly small holiday party, and she's expected to be there. 

I expect I will decline the invite.  The GF can go without me if she wants.   I don't want to stick my dick in the punchbowl, as I like the hosts very much, but I know that I cannot be civil to this cunt. 

so this is gonna be in December?  assuming Trump loses the election, i would love to be there to gloat about how Joe Biden is gonna make America great again after the last 4 disastrous years.

you should RSVP as a yes but then cancel if Trump somehow manages to steal the election.

#519
On 9/4/2020 at 5:23 PM, Gil Bang said:

So, we've been given a "save the date" type thingy for a fairly small holiday party, and she's expected to be there. 

I expect I will decline the invite.  The GF can go without me if she wants.   I don't want to stick my dick in the punchbowl, as I like the hosts very much, but I know that I cannot be civil to this cunt. 

Show no quarter for that lying piece of shit. You should go. 

#522

I never paid much attention to daily briefings before this shit show admin, but were they always contentious like this?  From Spicer on it's just been the secretary yelling at reporters.  I can't imagine it was.

#523
19 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

today was the first day i almost felt bad for her.

almost.

snap out of it !!!

#525
48 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

today was the first day i almost felt bad for her.

almost.

The thirst is real.

#527
GTFO

She’s not wrong. He is transparent. It is easy to see through his bullshit.
#528
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I never paid much attention to daily briefings before this shit show admin, but were they always contentious like this?  From Spicer on it's just been the secretary yelling at reporters.  I can't imagine it was.

No, this is brand new territory.  It's not that there weren't tough questions from sometimes less than friendly reporters.  That's part of the job and to be expected.  What's happening with this administration is amateur shit show hour.  And the difference now is not the reporters, with the possible exception of crap outlets like OANN even being let in the door, but the other side of the dais.

#529
On 9/8/2020 at 9:53 AM, Jive Turkey said:

so this is gonna be in December?  assuming Trump loses the election, i would love to be there to gloat about how Joe Biden is gonna make America great again after the last 4 disastrous years.

She'll be moving on to a Biden post or a cushy partnership in a DC law office well before that.  She is soulless, and will just go with the highest bidder.  She used to excoriate Trump on the regular before he got the nomination.

#530
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

How long until we hear "the president never said those things and if there are tapes then those aren't real". Couple of hours? 

"What you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening." (July 2018)

#531
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

She'll be moving on to a Biden post or a cushy partnership in a DC law office well before that.  She is soulless, and will just go with the highest bidder.  She used to excoriate Trump on the regular before he got the nomination.

At the rate things are going the highest bid might be "$5 to slap Kayleigh in the face with your dong in the alley behind a DC bar" 

#532
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

She'll be moving on to a Biden post or a cushy partnership in a DC law office well before that.  She is soulless, and will just go with the highest bidder.  She used to excoriate Trump on the regular before he got the nomination.

That pool of bidders will be a lot smaller than perhaps you think.  The tainty stain that people who Trump has working for him right now won't erode for a few years.

Kayleigh will go back home to Florida and work for DeSantis or her father or something.  

#533

All dotard enablers should be labeled with a scarlet T and never be allowed high paying jobs again.  When I am king, they will be first against the wall.

#534

Question, Kayleigh!  Yeah.....where's Sean?  

#535
27 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

That pool of bidders will be a lot smaller than perhaps you think.  The tainty stain that people who Trump has working for him right now won't erode for a few years.

Kayleigh will go back home to Florida and work for DeSantis or her father or something.  

Maybe.  I know better than to expect anything out of DC, though.

#536
On 9/4/2020 at 2:23 PM, Gil Bang said:

So, we've been given a "save the date" type thingy for a fairly small holiday party, and she's expected to be there. 

I expect I will decline the invite.  The GF can go without me if she wants.   I don't want to stick my dick in the punchbowl, as I like the hosts very much, but I know that I cannot be civil to this cunt. 

Mind if I dance wit your date?

Dude - you must go. Election will be over. She will be loose lipped and drunk. Man up.

#537
4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I never paid much attention to daily briefings before this shit show admin, but were they always contentious like this?  From Spicer on it's just been the secretary yelling at reporters.  I can't imagine it was.

Here is one from a long, long time ago...for perspective.

 

#538
1 hour ago, Continental Op said:

At the rate things are going the highest bid might be "$5 to slap Kayleigh in the face with your dong in the alley behind a DC bar" 

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#539
47 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

All dotard enablers should be labeled with a scarlet T and never be allowed high paying jobs again.  When I am king, they will be first against the wall.

I've heard of a guy who just happens to do this sort of thing...

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#546
On 9/9/2020 at 2:49 PM, jimmyjazz said:

a cushy partnership in a DC law office well before that

That would be interdasting.  She is currently only four years out of law school, and has never practiced for a moment.  It's not even clear that she's admitted to any bar.

In most of the cushy partnerships given out to politicos, they at least held a legal or quasi-legal position in the government.  And are members of the bar.  Some are actually pretty astute lawyers in addition to their resumes.  Would be interesting to see if she got something with bar admission pending.

#547
On 9/11/2020 at 9:22 PM, Blotto said:

Different angle

 

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Needs darker roots and brows.  And more insectile features.

I suppose it's a case of the "personality" or character of the woman, but I don't find her the least bit attractive.

#548
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Ole Miss joined the Big 10

 

She just had to rattle off all the states for effect and I would guess the copy used postal abbreviations.  MI != MS Kayleigh!

#549
9 minutes ago, 27-25 said:

She just had to rattle off all the states for effect and I would guess the copy used postal abbreviations.  MI != MS Kayleigh!

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